FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > How many skittles
How many skittles
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP 48 weeks ago
|
"Jesus Christ Pickle. Don’t waste them in your foreskin.. or at least not the orange ones. Please and thank you  "
I’ll save them. But you have to find them. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Jesus Christ Pickle. Don’t waste them in your foreskin.. or at least not the orange ones. Please and thank you
I’ll save them. But you have to find them. "
If they’re not in my mouth as soon as I see you there’s gonna be bother…  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 48 weeks ago
|
"Jesus Christ Pickle. Don’t waste them in your foreskin.. or at least not the orange ones. Please and thank you
I’ll save them. But you have to find them.
If they’re not in my mouth as soon as I see you there’s gonna be bother… "
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 48 weeks ago
|
"You won't need to buy ribbed condoms if you've got a ring of those tucked behind your foreskin
My penis, ribbed for your pleasure
Is it a Nobbly Bobbly? "
Little bird, I’m not telling you anything more about my penis. You’ll have to find out for yourself  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You won't need to buy ribbed condoms if you've got a ring of those tucked behind your foreskin
My penis, ribbed for your pleasure
Is it a Nobbly Bobbly?
Little bird, I’m not telling you anything more about my penis. You’ll have to find out for yourself "
Ok then. I will. Bring skittles. But just the orange ones |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You won't need to buy ribbed condoms if you've got a ring of those tucked behind your foreskin
My penis, ribbed for your pleasure
Is it a Nobbly Bobbly?
Little bird, I’m not telling you anything more about my penis. You’ll have to find out for yourself
Ok then. I will. Bring skittles. But just the orange ones "
Orange ones are my favourites! But has anyone done a risk assessment?
J |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 48 weeks ago
|
"You won't need to buy ribbed condoms if you've got a ring of those tucked behind your foreskin
My penis, ribbed for your pleasure
Is it a Nobbly Bobbly?
Little bird, I’m not telling you anything more about my penis. You’ll have to find out for yourself
Ok then. I will. Bring skittles. But just the orange ones "
And the Pickle. Shall I bring that too? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 48 weeks ago
|
"You won't need to buy ribbed condoms if you've got a ring of those tucked behind your foreskin
My penis, ribbed for your pleasure
Is it a Nobbly Bobbly?
Little bird, I’m not telling you anything more about my penis. You’ll have to find out for yourself
Ok then. I will. Bring skittles. But just the orange ones
Orange ones are my favourites! But has anyone done a risk assessment?
J"
I have risk assessed, yes. Perfectly fine. Worse that can happen is chxking but that’s part of the fun I say |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You won't need to buy ribbed condoms if you've got a ring of those tucked behind your foreskin
My penis, ribbed for your pleasure
Is it a Nobbly Bobbly?
Little bird, I’m not telling you anything more about my penis. You’ll have to find out for yourself
Ok then. I will. Bring skittles. But just the orange ones
Orange ones are my favourites! But has anyone done a risk assessment?
J"
As long as you leave the purple ones alone it’s all good darling. No risk assessment needed |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You won't need to buy ribbed condoms if you've got a ring of those tucked behind your foreskin
My penis, ribbed for your pleasure
Is it a Nobbly Bobbly?
Little bird, I’m not telling you anything more about my penis. You’ll have to find out for yourself
Ok then. I will. Bring skittles. But just the orange ones
Orange ones are my favourites! But has anyone done a risk assessment?
J
I have risk assessed, yes. Perfectly fine. Worse that can happen is chxking but that’s part of the fun I say"
That’s all the fun
Ps. Bring the pickle… |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *mber81Woman 48 weeks ago
Lives in Preston, Eng |
"Can I fit in my foreskin?
And how many can you fit in your mouth?"
Let's play a game. See how many of your foreskin skittles you can transfer to my vagina. The catch is you cannot use your hands to move them.
I love a good game of foreskittclunge . |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 48 weeks ago
|
"Can I fit in my foreskin?
And how many can you fit in your mouth?
Let's play a game. See how many of your foreskin skittles you can transfer to my vagina. The catch is you cannot use your hands to move them.
I love a good game of foreskittclunge ."
You’re on |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
|
I wouldn't do this if I was you because I tried it once with a man and his foreskin and the skittle (red one) burst open inside of his shaft and when it exploded the crust of the skittle split open his left ball and we ended up in a&e for 34 hours it was a terrible time and they tend to go gooey too when in close contact with moisture it really wasn't as fun as it initially sounded when we discussed it in Costa so please take precautions |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
|
"I wouldn't do this if I was you because I tried it once with a man and his foreskin and the skittle (red one) burst open inside of his shaft and when it exploded the crust of the skittle split open his left ball and we ended up in a&e for 34 hours it was a terrible time and they tend to go gooey too when in close contact with moisture it really wasn't as fun as it initially sounded when we discussed it in Costa so please take precautions "
Fuckinell |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I wouldn't do this if I was you because I tried it once with a man and his foreskin and the skittle (red one) burst open inside of his shaft and when it exploded the crust of the skittle split open his left ball and we ended up in a&e for 34 hours it was a terrible time and they tend to go gooey too when in close contact with moisture it really wasn't as fun as it initially sounded when we discussed it in Costa so please take precautions "
Adding to the risk assessment...
B |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 48 weeks ago
|
"Can I fit in my foreskin?
And how many can you fit in your mouth?
Dunno, but I can tell you how many crayons fit in my gf's pussy.
134
It was something like 46 we think. "
I was gonna guess that!!!!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 48 weeks ago
|
"I wouldn't do this if I was you because I tried it once with a man and his foreskin and the skittle (red one) burst open inside of his shaft and when it exploded the crust of the skittle split open his left ball and we ended up in a&e for 34 hours it was a terrible time and they tend to go gooey too when in close contact with moisture it really wasn't as fun as it initially sounded when we discussed it in Costa so please take precautions "
Lemon, I sincerely hope you become a famous author one day. If you’re not already. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I wouldn't do this if I was you because I tried it once with a man and his foreskin and the skittle (red one) burst open inside of his shaft and when it exploded the crust of the skittle split open his left ball and we ended up in a&e for 34 hours it was a terrible time and they tend to go gooey too when in close contact with moisture it really wasn't as fun as it initially sounded when we discussed it in Costa so please take precautions "
No way likes, damn! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I don't know what's worse. Skittles up a foreskin or them being cinnamon flavoured. It's end of days stuff.
Could be worse. Try washing your foreskin with mint source shower gel  "
Schoolboy error, Fife! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 48 weeks ago
|
"I don't know what's worse. Skittles up a foreskin or them being cinnamon flavoured. It's end of days stuff."
It’s cinnamon flavoured mentos!! Not skittles!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I don't know what's worse. Skittles up a foreskin or them being cinnamon flavoured. It's end of days stuff.
Could be worse. Try washing your foreskin with mint source shower gel
Schoolboy error, Fife! "
I thought it would be a bit fresh, but fuck me, I haven't cried like that since my kids were born |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 48 weeks ago
|
"I don't know what's worse. Skittles up a foreskin or them being cinnamon flavoured. It's end of days stuff.
It’s cinnamon flavoured mentos!! Not skittles!!
I'm still outraged."
Snowflake |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I don't know what's worse. Skittles up a foreskin or them being cinnamon flavoured. It's end of days stuff.
It’s cinnamon flavoured mentos!! Not skittles!!
I'm still outraged."
Give in to the smell of winter  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I don't know what's worse. Skittles up a foreskin or them being cinnamon flavoured. It's end of days stuff.
It’s cinnamon flavoured mentos!! Not skittles!!
I'm still outraged.
Snowflake"
I like gammon-flavoured mentos best. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I don't know what's worse. Skittles up a foreskin or them being cinnamon flavoured. It's end of days stuff.
It’s cinnamon flavoured mentos!! Not skittles!!
I'm still outraged.
Snowflake
I like gammon-flavoured mentos best."
Only available at GB News studios |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I don't know what's worse. Skittles up a foreskin or them being cinnamon flavoured. It's end of days stuff.
Could be worse. Try washing your foreskin with mint source shower gel
Schoolboy error, Fife!
I thought it would be a bit fresh, but fuck me, I haven't cried like that since my kids were born "
May as well just give it a wash with toothpaste!
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I wouldn't do this if I was you because I tried it once with a man and his foreskin and the skittle (red one) burst open inside of his shaft and when it exploded the crust of the skittle split open his left ball and we ended up in a&e for 34 hours it was a terrible time and they tend to go gooey too when in close contact with moisture it really wasn't as fun as it initially sounded when we discussed it in Costa so please take precautions "
What exactly were you doing to make a skittle explode with such force it lacerated both his shaft and testicle? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I don't know what's worse. Skittles up a foreskin or them being cinnamon flavoured. It's end of days stuff.
Could be worse. Try washing your foreskin with mint source shower gel
Schoolboy error, Fife!
I thought it would be a bit fresh, but fuck me, I haven't cried like that since my kids were born
May as well just give it a wash with toothpaste!
"
#sensodine |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 48 weeks ago
|
"I wouldn't do this if I was you because I tried it once with a man and his foreskin and the skittle (red one) burst open inside of his shaft and when it exploded the crust of the skittle split open his left ball and we ended up in a&e for 34 hours it was a terrible time and they tend to go gooey too when in close contact with moisture it really wasn't as fun as it initially sounded when we discussed it in Costa so please take precautions
What exactly were you doing to make a skittle explode with such force it lacerated both his shaft and testicle?"
She was doing what the kids call capping |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Can I fit in my foreskin?
And how many can you fit in your mouth?
Dunno, but I can tell you how many crayons fit in my gf's pussy.
134
It was something like 46 we think.
I was gonna guess that!!!!!!"
Message us, we've got a present for you |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
|
"Can I fit in my foreskin?
And how many can you fit in your mouth?
Dunno, but I can tell you how many crayons fit in my gf's pussy.
134
It was something like 46 we think.
I was gonna guess that!!!!!!
Message us, we've got a present for you"
I’m scared |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I don't know what's worse. Skittles up a foreskin or them being cinnamon flavoured. It's end of days stuff.
Could be worse. Try washing your foreskin with mint source shower gel
Schoolboy error, Fife!
I thought it would be a bit fresh, but fuck me, I haven't cried like that since my kids were born
May as well just give it a wash with toothpaste!
"
Don't forget to floss and scrub right into the corners, YOLO  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I don't know what's worse. Skittles up a foreskin or them being cinnamon flavoured. It's end of days stuff.
It’s cinnamon flavoured mentos!! Not skittles!!"
Have you told Nero about the cinnamon sweeties? He likes a good suck. And cinnamon. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
|
"I don't know what's worse. Skittles up a foreskin or them being cinnamon flavoured. It's end of days stuff.
It’s cinnamon flavoured mentos!! Not skittles!!
Have you told Nero about the cinnamon sweeties? He likes a good suck. And cinnamon. "
I hope he can make it to my next picnic. And I’ll bring him some! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I don't know what's worse. Skittles up a foreskin or them being cinnamon flavoured. It's end of days stuff.
It’s cinnamon flavoured mentos!! Not skittles!!
Have you told Nero about the cinnamon sweeties? He likes a good suck. And cinnamon.
I hope he can make it to my next picnic. And I’ll bring him some! "
He'll love them  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
|
"I don't know what's worse. Skittles up a foreskin or them being cinnamon flavoured. It's end of days stuff.
It’s cinnamon flavoured mentos!! Not skittles!!
Have you told Nero about the cinnamon sweeties? He likes a good suck. And cinnamon.
I hope he can make it to my next picnic. And I’ll bring him some!
He'll love them "
Ok now I’m getting the sense he won’t |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I don't know what's worse. Skittles up a foreskin or them being cinnamon flavoured. It's end of days stuff.
It’s cinnamon flavoured mentos!! Not skittles!!
Have you told Nero about the cinnamon sweeties? He likes a good suck. And cinnamon.
I hope he can make it to my next picnic. And I’ll bring him some!
He'll love them
Ok now I’m getting the sense he won’t "
I actually think he'd appreciate the cinnamon sweeties! He loves cinnamon-y things. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
J
All, I can fit them all in my mouth.
And yes,….taste the rainbow. 
J
