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The case
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duck 4inches in tall was on my window sill outside came home from Christmas with my family to find said duck on the ground decapitated we has sever storms or storms over the period.you say blown off the window will you'd say crashed on the ground head comes off.sounds feasible but no because there no head.blown away you say but other smaller items were still in place.so who killed the duck and where is the head . |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"This sounds quackers 
This maybe true but it has happen I have the body here beside me ."
A magpie,knocked if off and took away the head,probably in its beak,the body too big/no grip to carry. |
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"The case
I have resin
duck 4inches in tall was on my window sill outside came home from Christmas with my family to find said duck on the ground decapitated we has sever storms or storms over the period.you say blown off the window will you'd say crashed on the ground head comes off.sounds feasible but no because there no head.blown away you say but other smaller items were still in place.so who killed the duck and where is the head ."
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It was a serial  k*ller.
Took the head as a trophy.
Probably masturbating right now looking at the poor duck's head.
(Just watch/read a lot of stuff) |
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"The case
I have resin
duck 4inches in tall was on my window sill outside came home from Christmas with my family to find said duck on the ground decapitated we has sever storms or storms over the period.you say blown off the window will you'd say crashed on the ground head comes off.sounds feasible but no because there no head.blown away you say but other smaller items were still in place.so who killed the duck and where is the head ."
Did he have any beef with the other local ducks?
They might of thought "look at this smug bustard looking down on us from hes window sill" |
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"This sounds quackers
This maybe true but it has happen I have the body here beside me .
A magpie,knocked if off and took away the head,probably in its beak,the body too big/no grip to carry."
Sounds good there quite few around here |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"This sounds quackers
This maybe true but it has happen I have the body here beside me .
A magpie,knocked if off and took away the head,probably in its beak,the body too big/no grip to carry.
Sounds good there quite few around here"
Almost definitely a Maggie.Missing head is the biggest clue. |
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"The case
I have resin
duck 4inches in tall was on my window sill outside came home from Christmas with my family to find said duck on the ground decapitated we has sever storms or storms over the period.you say blown off the window will you'd say crashed on the ground head comes off.sounds feasible but no because there no head.blown away you say but other smaller items were still in place.so who killed the duck and where is the head .
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It was a serial k*ller.
Took the head as a trophy.
Probably masturbating right now looking at the poor duck's head.
(Just watch/read a lot of stuff)"
Who knows
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"This sounds quackers
This maybe true but it has happen I have the body here beside me .
A magpie,knocked if off and took away the head,probably in its beak,the body too big/no grip to carry.
Sounds good there quite few around here
Almost definitely a Maggie.Missing head is the biggest clue."
OK I'll check round back as well also got foxes too . |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"This sounds quackers
This maybe true but it has happen I have the body here beside me .
A magpie,knocked if off and took away the head,probably in its beak,the body too big/no grip to carry.
Sounds good there quite few around here
Almost definitely a Maggie.Missing head is the biggest clue.
OK I'll check round back as well also got foxes too ."
Not a Fox. |
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"This sounds quackers
This maybe true but it has happen I have the body here beside me .
A magpie,knocked if off and took away the head,probably in its beak,the body too big/no grip to carry.
Sounds good there quite few around here
Almost definitely a Maggie.Missing head is the biggest clue.
OK I'll check round back as well also got foxes too .
Not a Fox."
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
I've torn down Maggie's nests and found cigarette packets,crisp bags,bailer twine,bottle tops,Airfix type toy soldiers,Dinky/Hot wheels cars and all sorts of random stuff.If they can pick it up they will fuck off with it |
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"I've torn down Maggie's nests and found cigarette packets,crisp bags,bailer twine,bottle tops,Airfix type toy soldiers,Dinky/Hot wheels cars and all sorts of random stuff.If they can pick it up they will fuck off with it "
The problem with the magpie
Theory is I've lots of small items simlar size to the head that have never been touch got at least ten items
From pine cones to small ornaments all still in place .
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"How did you know the duck was on window before you came home
I put the duck on the window sill its been quite happy there for 3mths
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Maybe he wasn't happy? 3 months is a long time in one position. |
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"How did you know the duck was on window before you came home
I put the duck on the window sill its been quite happy there for 3mths
Maybe he wasn't happy? 3 months is a long time in one position. "
I'd move it few times the position it was in was so it could chat with the bird that on the inside window sill. |
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"How did you know the duck was on window before you came home
I put the duck on the window sill its been quite happy there for 3mths
Maybe he wasn't happy? 3 months is a long time in one position.
I'd move it few times the position it was in was so it could chat with the bird that on the inside window sill."
This is making me chuckle, thank you. |
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"How did you know the duck was on window before you came home
I put the duck on the window sill its been quite happy there for 3mths
Maybe he wasn't happy? 3 months is a long time in one position.
I'd move it few times the position it was in was so it could chat with the bird that on the inside window sill.
This is making me chuckle, thank you."
Happy to to help its a true story . |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"I've torn down Maggie's nests and found cigarette packets,crisp bags,bailer twine,bottle tops,Airfix type toy soldiers,Dinky/Hot wheels cars and all sorts of random stuff.If they can pick it up they will fuck off with it
The problem with the magpie
Theory is I've lots of small items simlar size to the head that have never been touch got at least ten items
From pine cones to small ornaments all still in place .
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They only go for things that(for whatever reason attract or appeal to them).I have seen one nest full of what you might expect,anything silver,foil,ring pulls etc,but others full of red/orange,bailer twine,red lego brick,piece of broken brake light glass etc,other nests full of multi coloured random stuff. |
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"I'll look this afternoon and see what comes of my investigation .I'm very pleased with the responds to this thread"
Well has the duck been reunited with his head? |
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"I'll look this afternoon and see what comes of my investigation .I'm very pleased with the responds to this thread
Well has the duck been reunited with his head?"
Saddly not turnout I could be arsed going out in the cold I'll try again tomorrow
Sorry . |
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