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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I AM pushy, and having just read this, why haven't you messaged yet? Or agreed to meet? come on, its been at least 3 mins. I know you will, I just need to message you 80 times... |
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"I AM pushy, and having just read this, why haven't you messaged yet? Or agreed to meet? come on, its been at least 3 mins. I know you will, I just need to message you 80 times..."
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At least ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can accommodate have large dark basement
With no Windows, or is also sound proof
And you will get absolutely no signal on your
Mobile phone please come alone as I hate
Crowds
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Had no luck on the other sites, due to time wasters. I am not, and I repeat not, a pervert, I am on a swinging site as all you lovely ladies deserve this cock. Don't bother telling me what to put in my profile, I'll put whatever I like. It's your loss if you don't grab me whilst you can, losers!
Will only fuck your wife if you leave us alone, and I can stay overnight, I'm not desperate - I know a good escort, and will let you have her no. Read 50 Shades, so have all the right ideas.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a single male who can't accommodate. I have had so many meets in the four weeks I have been on Fabs that I am taking a break. Go bother someone else please ladies."
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
Unpleasant dwarf with a small dick who has halitosis and the manners of a pig. I will treat you like shit, if I can be bothered to turn up, and will shoot and leave, wiping my dick on the curtains on the way out. Don't get too hung up about foreplay as I am not in to that but I will insist on barebacking and I never get tested. I will expect a glowing veri but will not return the favour.
No fat chicks or old munters - I'm not that desperate. You have to be at least 6ft tall, slim and athletic with a vast collection of lingerie which I will expect you to be wearing as you open the door - ready for action straight away.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Unpleasant dwarf with a small dick who has halitosis and the manners of a pig. I will treat you like shit, if I can be bothered to turn up, and will shoot and leave, wiping my dick on the curtains on the way out. Don't get too hung up about foreplay as I am not in to that but I will insist on barebacking and I never get tested. I will expect a glowing veri but will not return the favour.
No fat chicks or old munters - I'm not that desperate. You have to be at least 6ft tall, slim and athletic with a vast collection of lingerie which I will expect you to be wearing as you open the door - ready for action straight away.
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I have seen one not far off that one. He's no longer on the site. When I asked him why he had written it that way he said it was to stand out from all of the other bland men. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking to meet these types....
List - basically anyone, with no age range
Interested in - almost anything
Buried in profile text - Not meeting at the moment. Only here for the chat. Won't meet people outside my age range
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