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Weird humour many doesn't get?
Look different than the average?
Nerdy?
Odd?
Too shy?
Low self esteem?
Not afraid to think in grey area?
Underestimated?
Not going with the crowd, if it's against your principles?
Welcome to the "uncool" table.
No double agents please!
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"I'll sit at the head of the uncool table from there I can be ignored and dish out my own level of sarcasm and poor humour."
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I love sarcasm and irony in humour.
Many people take it as negative though. |
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"I'll sit at the head of the uncool table from there I can be ignored and dish out my own level of sarcasm and poor humour.
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I love sarcasm and irony in humour.
Many people take it as negative though."
You mean Americans? |
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"I'll sit at the head of the uncool table from there I can be ignored and dish out my own level of sarcasm and poor humour.
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I love sarcasm and irony in humour.
Many people take it as negative though.
You mean Americans?"
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I knew only a few Americans, but actually they get my humour I think.
1 belongs more to the cool table, so unlikely she'll confirm it. |
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Is this table inside? Or is it a wooden one outside where it’s raining and cold because that’s gonna cause my decision to be different if I’m gonna sit here right now |
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"Is this table inside? Or is it a wooden one outside where it’s raining and cold because that’s gonna cause my decision to be different if I’m gonna sit here right now "
Probably the one outside, covered in moss and bird crap, likely to get stung by wasps and get sunburn. |
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"Is this table inside? Or is it a wooden one outside where it’s raining and cold because that’s gonna cause my decision to be different if I’m gonna sit here right now
Probably the one outside, covered in moss and bird crap, likely to get stung by wasps and get sunburn."
We’re all dealing with ache, and now we’ve goof a wet ass as we walk past the cool kids?
Fuck this op, I’m standing and chatting up the hot chic on my own. |
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"Is this table inside? Or is it a wooden one outside where it’s raining and cold because that’s gonna cause my decision to be different if I’m gonna sit here right now "
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It's a concrete one outside, but we have a lockable gate. |
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"Is this table inside? Or is it a wooden one outside where it’s raining and cold because that’s gonna cause my decision to be different if I’m gonna sit here right now
Probably the one outside, covered in moss and bird crap, likely to get stung by wasps and get sunburn.
We’re all dealing with ache, and now we’ve goof a wet ass as we walk past the cool kids?
Fuck this op, I’m standing and chatting up the hot chic on my own. "
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Put a cardboard under your arse and bring waterproofs.
All the chicks are hot here.
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"I feel at home."
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You are the coolest uncool.
We need a vote on you.
I'd let you in, but others might do a coup, if I don't ask them first.
Have a seat, but your membership is temporary for now.
I'll ask the elders.
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"I feel at home.
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You are the coolest uncool.
We need a vote on you.
I'd let you in, but others might do a coup, if I don't ask them first.
Have a seat, but your membership is temporary for now.
I'll ask the elders.
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She’s only cool with the losers.   |
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"I feel at home.
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You are the coolest uncool.
We need a vote on you.
I'd let you in, but others might do a coup, if I don't ask them first.
Have a seat, but your membership is temporary for now.
I'll ask the elders.
She’s only cool with the losers. "
* this is literally a joke. and not a backhanded joke an actual joke. They know who they are and they’re alright with it.  |
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"I feel at home.
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You are the coolest uncool.
We need a vote on you.
I'd let you in, but others might do a coup, if I don't ask them first.
Have a seat, but your membership is temporary for now.
I'll ask the elders.
She’s only cool with the losers.
* this is literally a joke. and not a backhanded joke an actual joke. They know who they are and they’re alright with it. "
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You are the coolest looser, so your permanent membership is pending.
Not sure the elders will like your joke/remark.
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"I feel at home.
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You are the coolest uncool.
We need a vote on you.
I'd let you in, but others might do a coup, if I don't ask them first.
Have a seat, but your membership is temporary for now.
I'll ask the elders.
She’s only cool with the losers.
* this is literally a joke. and not a backhanded joke an actual joke. They know who they are and they’re alright with it. "
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She's not overly nice to me.
I guess I qualify as a loser.
Even though I made it clear, I don't mind tall women with a few hair around the nipples.
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"I'm not even cool enough to sit with the uncool people.... I'll be sat in the corner on my own lol"
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You are actually cool, but you are also always sweet and (real) nice to all, so I will vouch for you with the elders.
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"I'm in
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You are a mixed bag, but probably belong here.
You are a wise man, so might join the elders.
Some of them are a big fan of yours.
They want your autograph."
I only sign inner thighs |
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"I'm not even cool enough to sit with the uncool people.... I'll be sat in the corner on my own lol
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You are actually cool, but you are also always sweet and (real) nice to all, so I will vouch for you with the elders.
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Ah thanks lovely.... xx told you I have shitty self esteem lol |
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"I'm in
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You are a mixed bag, but probably belong here.
You are a wise man, so might join the elders.
Some of them are a big fan of yours.
They want your autograph.
I only sign inner thighs "
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They are mostly man.
You need to lift the balls to sign. |
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"I'm not even cool enough to sit with the uncool people.... I'll be sat in the corner on my own lol
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You are actually cool, but you are also always sweet and (real) nice to all, so I will vouch for you with the elders.
Ah thanks lovely.... xx told you I have shitty self esteem lol "
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Shitty self esteem?
No, I think you just don't have a massive ego.
Massive ego is a big turn off for even me. |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"I'm in
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You are a mixed bag, but probably belong here.
You are a wise man, so might join the elders.
Some of them are a big fan of yours.
They want your autograph.
I only sign inner thighs
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They are mostly man.
You need to lift the balls to sign."
They can hold them up |
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"I'm in
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You are a mixed bag, but probably belong here.
You are a wise man, so might join the elders.
Some of them are a big fan of yours.
They want your autograph.
I only sign inner thighs
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They are mostly man.
You need to lift the balls to sign.
They can hold them up "
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They can't bend that much.
They called elders for a reason. Though? |
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"I'm not even cool enough to sit with the uncool people.... I'll be sat in the corner on my own lol
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You are actually cool, but you are also always sweet and (real) nice to all, so I will vouch for you with the elders.
Ah thanks lovely.... xx told you I have shitty self esteem lol
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Shitty self esteem?
No, I think you just don't have a massive ego.
Massive ego is a big turn off for even me."
Xx yeah I'm not a fan of big ego's either... nothing worse than someone who thinks they're better than everyone else x |
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"Mind if I take a pew?
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Of course.
Look around and choose wisely.
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I may be sounding a bit weird here, but you sounded as if you were Gandalf or Dumbledor then, 'look around and choose wisely'.
So thank you wise Mr and I will |
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"Mind if I take a pew?
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Of course.
Look around and choose wisely.
I may be sounding a bit weird here, but you sounded as if you were Gandalf or Dumbledor then, 'look around and choose wisely'.
So thank you wise Mr and I will "
Or the Knight guarding the golden challaces in the Indian Jones film |
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"I'm not even cool enough to sit with the uncool people.... I'll be sat in the corner on my own lol
***
You are actually cool, but you are also always sweet and (real) nice to all, so I will vouch for you with the elders.
Ah thanks lovely.... xx told you I have shitty self esteem lol
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Shitty self esteem?
No, I think you just don't have a massive ego.
Massive ego is a big turn off for even me.
Xx yeah I'm not a fan of big ego's either... nothing worse than someone who thinks they're better than everyone else x"
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So lucky there are no people around like that on Fab forum.
I guess people would call them out sometimes, instead of following them blindly. Right?
Phew, so good it's not a case here.
Just the cool ones, uncool ones and Inbetweeners are here. |
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"To hell with the "cool" people. I defined my own coolness years ago. I'm cool. I sit with the people I like, whether they conform to societal conceptions of cool or not.
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You are the other exception, just like Little Miss Krampus.
I wouch for you. |
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"Mind if I take a pew?
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Of course.
Look around and choose wisely.
I may be sounding a bit weird here, but you sounded as if you were Gandalf or Dumbledor then, 'look around and choose wisely'.
So thank you wise Mr and I will
Or the Knight guarding the golden challaces in the Indian Jones film "
Yes! I knew it was someone like that! I could hear it in my head but I couldn't remember who it was. Thanks for that wonko. |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Mind if I take a pew?
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Of course.
Look around and choose wisely.
I may be sounding a bit weird here, but you sounded as if you were Gandalf or Dumbledor then, 'look around and choose wisely'.
So thank you wise Mr and I will
Or the Knight guarding the golden challaces in the Indian Jones film
Yes! I knew it was someone like that! I could hear it in my head but I couldn't remember who it was. Thanks for that wonko."
Did my geek show |
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"Mind if I take a pew?
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Of course.
Look around and choose wisely.
I may be sounding a bit weird here, but you sounded as if you were Gandalf or Dumbledor then, 'look around and choose wisely'.
So thank you wise Mr and I will
Or the Knight guarding the golden challaces in the Indian Jones film "
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I'm a wise man and a sex god, trapped in an undesirable body on a foreign land.
Try to treat others like they treat me.
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"I am neither. I'm off to the kitchen for a disco!
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That sounds like cool people's fun to me.
***Locking gate***
We have very different ideas of cool it seems 
J"
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I was joking.
This thread is a joke.
I'm a joke.
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"I am neither. I'm off to the kitchen for a disco!
J
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That sounds like cool people's fun to me.
***Locking gate***
We have very different ideas of cool it seems
J
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I was joking.
This thread is a joke.
I'm a joke.
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I know.
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I'm pretty much the male don elite fabber here. Some one messaged me asking for tips once. So I don't belong here but just know I respect you all.
As long as you stay in the corner, keep quiet, and don't look at me |
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"Mind if I take a pew?
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Of course.
Look around and choose wisely.
I may be sounding a bit weird here, but you sounded as if you were Gandalf or Dumbledor then, 'look around and choose wisely'.
So thank you wise Mr and I will
Or the Knight guarding the golden challaces in the Indian Jones film
Yes! I knew it was someone like that! I could hear it in my head but I couldn't remember who it was. Thanks for that wonko.
Did my geek show "
Juuuuuuust a little. But I do like India Jones and the Last Crusade so I wouldn't have been too long behind you |
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"I’m here because nobody gets my references and I know why but I don’t want to say.
That tiny violin suits you
Yes. Because I have tiny other things.
Eyes? Ears? Not your cock though  "
you haven’t seen it up close to know  |
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"I’m here because nobody gets my references and I know why but I don’t want to say.
That tiny violin suits you
Yes. Because I have tiny other things.
Eyes? Ears? Not your cock though
you haven’t seen it up close to know "
Oh I know… now I just need to get you naked |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Mind if I take a pew?
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Of course.
Look around and choose wisely.
I may be sounding a bit weird here, but you sounded as if you were Gandalf or Dumbledor then, 'look around and choose wisely'.
So thank you wise Mr and I will
Or the Knight guarding the golden challaces in the Indian Jones film
Yes! I knew it was someone like that! I could hear it in my head but I couldn't remember who it was. Thanks for that wonko.
Did my geek show
Juuuuuuust a little. But I do like India Jones and the Last Crusade so I wouldn't have been too long behind you "
Junior |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Mind if I take a pew?
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Of course.
Look around and choose wisely.
I may be sounding a bit weird here, but you sounded as if you were Gandalf or Dumbledor then, 'look around and choose wisely'.
So thank you wise Mr and I will
Or the Knight guarding the golden challaces in the Indian Jones film
Yes! I knew it was someone like that! I could hear it in my head but I couldn't remember who it was. Thanks for that wonko.
Did my geek show
Juuuuuuust a little. But I do like India Jones and the Last Crusade so I wouldn't have been too long behind you
Junior "
Not Indiana, the dog was called Indiana |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Mind if I take a pew?
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Of course.
Look around and choose wisely.
I may be sounding a bit weird here, but you sounded as if you were Gandalf or Dumbledor then, 'look around and choose wisely'.
So thank you wise Mr and I will
Or the Knight guarding the golden challaces in the Indian Jones film
Yes! I knew it was someone like that! I could hear it in my head but I couldn't remember who it was. Thanks for that wonko.
Did my geek show
Juuuuuuust a little. But I do like India Jones and the Last Crusade so I wouldn't have been too long behind you
Junior
Not Indiana, the dog was called Indiana "
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