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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

… towards the end of a haircut, the question is no longer “something for the weekend, sir?”, but “would you like your eyebrows trimmed?”

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By *amierebelMan over a year ago

My own little world

"… towards the end of a haircut, the question is no longer “something for the weekend, sir?”, but “would you like your eyebrows trimmed?”

Awwww man I actually got this last time I went barbers, didn't even know it was a common thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know you've reached a certain age where it's no longer 'fomo' fear of missing out, but 'fobi' fear of being invited.

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

You spend more time on Facebook than insta, more time on Temu than Hacoo, more time in b&m bargains & b&q than builders merchants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"… towards the end of a haircut, the question is no longer “something for the weekend, sir?”, but “would you like your eyebrows trimmed?”

Wait till they start trimming ya ears too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once questioned the barber. ‘Are you dropping someone’s grey hair around my chair!!!!! ‘

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know you've reached a certain age where it's no longer 'fomo' fear of missing out, but 'fobi' fear of being invited."

Haha so true.

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

"I once questioned the barber. ‘Are you dropping someone’s grey hair around my chair!!!!! ‘

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.. that will be mine woody

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By *reative-mindMan over a year ago

Exeter

I always thought it was how much effort you put into a groan when sitting down in a comfy chair that was a sign of getting old?

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By *glyBettyTV/TS over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

When you don't know any of the contemporary music stars & don't care.

When you play 5-a-side you volunteer to go in goal

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By *ixed MisterMan over a year ago

London

When you make all kinds of weird noises getting up off the floor after playing board games with the kids.

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By *929Man over a year ago

bedlington

When your kids have to do technology related stuff for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some great ones here … thanks for joining in

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By *inkygentkentMan over a year ago

Maidstone

When you can't get out of a chair without an "arrrgh" or "oooof"

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By *r. Pepper...Man over a year ago

liverpool

The volterol years

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By *agic johnsonMan over a year ago

morden

The only time you make sex noises is when you get in a bath ,or get up from the sofa

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By *reative-mindMan over a year ago

Exeter

"When your kids have to do technology related stuff for you."

Would this include connecting a phone to the Bluetooth in a car?

If not than that as well.

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By *acavityMan over a year ago

Redditch

"When you don't know any of the contemporary music stars & don't care.

When you play 5-a-side you volunteer to go in goal"

Judging by the number of young people wearing Nirvana and guns'n'roses t-shirts, they don't care.

I embrace getting old and winding up my colleagues who are half my age. My favourite is talking about stuff on 'the tik-tok'

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Or your nostrils plucked

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