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What's some of the best old timey/regional insults

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By *ruceyy OP Man over a year ago

London

My mum described someone as mutton dressed as lamb and I forgot what a 10/10 phrase it was.

She's a lovely lady as you can tell

But what other old timey or region specific insults are there?! What's the best?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Wet lettuce, I always love that one.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Few sandwiches short of a picnic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yer Da sells Avon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dad used to call everyone a berk…

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan over a year ago

St Leonards

What's up bollock-chops?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go ask your mum who your dad is.

Ah good childhood.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wet lettuce, I always love that one.

Mrs "

Haha one of my favourites too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is the point of you.

Oxygen theif also is a firm fav.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan over a year ago

St Leonards

If e ad arf a brain e'd be dangerous.

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By *eordieJeansCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

My dad is like the dad from East is East. He calls everyone a bitch bastard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mum would often refer to people as living on a jam butty estate

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By *ermite12ukMan over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

If brains were dynamite. You wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.

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