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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Gave me his number! I mean, this hasn't happened since the summer of '96 and I'm a little unsure what to do.
He's seen my face before he's seen my boobs! Is this normal??
My first reaction when he suggested we go for a coffee was to book a hotel, this is brand new territory for me.
I know nothing about him, I've never seen him describe how he loves going down on a woman, I don't know his fav position, if he's ever come from a blow job, and most importantly, is his penis even pretty!?!?!!
I'm flummoxed.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean how do you know if he'll stay down there for hours?!
What if his penis bends the wrong way?
Seems highly suspicious to me.
Bin. "
He's not even sent me a dick pic.
Obviously a fake. |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago
About 3 feet away from the fence |
I swear it's actually easier to meet men in real life than it is on here.
... And it's much more exhilarating to get chatted up in real life by a human, as opposed to being lewdly propositioned by a box of text adjacent to an image of a greyscale penis |
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"I mean how do you know if he'll stay down there for hours?!
What if his penis bends the wrong way?
Seems highly suspicious to me.
Bin.
He's not even sent me a dick pic.
Obviously a fake."
Did you request said dick pic?
Maybe he has *gasp* manners.
But don’t be too concerned about these.
I’m sure in no time you can train him up properly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you write a veri on a piece of paper instead of your number?
K"
Paper! It's done on directly on phones, and also, actual numbers! I'll send him a text.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You do realise this now ruins everything. You can no longer say guys don't approach you in real life. "
I mean, I kinda smashed into him. Literally. And it was dark, and loud music playing and I think he was momentarily dazed. Or concust.
Plus, once in the last +10 years. I can still say it. |
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"Hang on. I think I know the answer to this….
First crimp your hair, apply roller ball cola flavoured lip gloss. Pizza Hut date….
It may have been a year or 2 since I did this  "
I think this is right. Don't forget the Ice Cream Factory afterwards too - make sure you go back for double helpings! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hang on. I think I know the answer to this….
First crimp your hair, apply roller ball cola flavoured lip gloss. Pizza Hut date….
It may have been a year or 2 since I did this "
Have you seen my hair? I don't need to crimp this shit.
I thought it was cherry flavour and a bag of chips in the park?
Times have changed... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean how do you know if he'll stay down there for hours?!
What if his penis bends the wrong way?
Seems highly suspicious to me.
Bin.
He's not even sent me a dick pic.
Obviously a fake.
Did you request said dick pic?
Maybe he has *gasp* manners.
But don’t be too concerned about these.
I’m sure in no time you can train him up properly."
I'm female, he should know I want one.
If I don't get one in the next half hour I'm making a thread and labelling him a time waster. |
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"Hang on. I think I know the answer to this….
First crimp your hair, apply roller ball cola flavoured lip gloss. Pizza Hut date….
It may have been a year or 2 since I did this
Have you seen my hair? I don't need to crimp this shit.
I thought it was cherry flavour and a bag of chips in the park?
Times have changed..."
I liked cola  . And we had to avoid our park due to crackheads… . Oh nostalgia… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean how do you know if he'll stay down there for hours?!
What if his penis bends the wrong way?
Seems highly suspicious to me.
Bin.
He's not even sent me a dick pic.
Obviously a fake.
Did you request said dick pic?
Maybe he has *gasp* manners.
But don’t be too concerned about these.
I’m sure in no time you can train him up properly.
I'm female, he should know I want one.
If I don't get one in the next half hour I'm making a thread and labelling him a time waster. "
Send him a photo of your painted nails wrapped around a sky remote, if he doesn't understand the assignment then he be fake unicorn and not very desirable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hang on. I think I know the answer to this….
First crimp your hair, apply roller ball cola flavoured lip gloss. Pizza Hut date….
It may have been a year or 2 since I did this
Have you seen my hair? I don't need to crimp this shit.
I thought it was cherry flavour and a bag of chips in the park?
Times have changed...
I liked cola . And we had to avoid our park due to crackheads… . Oh nostalgia…"
It was the youth on 20/20 back in my day, I may or may not have been one of them...
I'll stick my joggers on, we'll blend in.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean how do you know if he'll stay down there for hours?!
What if his penis bends the wrong way?
Seems highly suspicious to me.
Bin.
He's not even sent me a dick pic.
Obviously a fake.
Did you request said dick pic?
Maybe he has *gasp* manners.
But don’t be too concerned about these.
I’m sure in no time you can train him up properly.
I'm female, he should know I want one.
If I don't get one in the next half hour I'm making a thread and labelling him a time waster.
Send him a photo of your painted nails wrapped around a sky remote, if he doesn't understand the assignment then he be fake unicorn and not very desirable "
I have an Alexa remote? But small though, could give the wrong signals. |
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"I mean how do you know if he'll stay down there for hours?!
What if his penis bends the wrong way?
Seems highly suspicious to me.
Bin.
He's not even sent me a dick pic.
Obviously a fake.
Did you request said dick pic?
Maybe he has *gasp* manners.
But don’t be too concerned about these.
I’m sure in no time you can train him up properly.
I'm female, he should know I want one.
If I don't get one in the next half hour I'm making a thread and labelling him a time waster.
Send him a photo of your painted nails wrapped around a sky remote, if he doesn't understand the assignment then he be fake unicorn and not very desirable
I have an Alexa remote? But small though, could give the wrong signals. "
Do you have a can of Lynx or a Pringles tube (that's for the more ambitious chap). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean how do you know if he'll stay down there for hours?!
What if his penis bends the wrong way?
Seems highly suspicious to me.
Bin.
He's not even sent me a dick pic.
Obviously a fake.
Did you request said dick pic?
Maybe he has *gasp* manners.
But don’t be too concerned about these.
I’m sure in no time you can train him up properly.
I'm female, he should know I want one.
If I don't get one in the next half hour I'm making a thread and labelling him a time waster.
Send him a photo of your painted nails wrapped around a sky remote, if he doesn't understand the assignment then he be fake unicorn and not very desirable
I have an Alexa remote? But small though, could give the wrong signals.
Do you have a can of Lynx or a Pringles tube (that's for the more ambitious chap). "
Only the sour cream flavour? Again, mixed signals... |
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"Hang on. I think I know the answer to this….
First crimp your hair, apply roller ball cola flavoured lip gloss. Pizza Hut date….
It may have been a year or 2 since I did this
Have you seen my hair? I don't need to crimp this shit.
I thought it was cherry flavour and a bag of chips in the park?
Times have changed...
I liked cola . And we had to avoid our park due to crackheads… . Oh nostalgia…
It was the youth on 20/20 back in my day, I may or may not have been one of them...
I'll stick my joggers on, we'll blend in.
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Strawberry & kiwi…. Still tasted of meths |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck around and find out.
Then report back... I want to know what he's like... I can't remember the last time this happened to me  "
I can't do the whole small talk getting to know you stuff though.
I just wanna talk about pretty penises and when we'll have the sex.
Fab has ruined me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How has he seen your boobs?
Ignore me,I read that wrong.
Boobs on the brain
Always
And don't mention Fab to him. They can't handle the truth!"
So I shouldn't send him a link to my profile?
You can delete whatsapp messages right?  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Fuck around and find out.
Then report back... I want to know what he's like... I can't remember the last time this happened to me
I can't do the whole small talk getting to know you stuff though.
I just wanna talk about pretty penises and when we'll have the sex.
Fab has ruined me."
This is sort of true! When chatting to somebody vanilla/none fab it feels like I have to be careful to not mention sex or else be labelled only after sex!
On here, it's the nature of the place. A very sexualised joke or banter is just everyday chat. Sexualised flirting is normal. |
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"How has he seen your boobs?
Ignore me,I read that wrong.
Boobs on the brain
Always
And don't mention Fab to him. They can't handle the truth!
So I shouldn't send him a link to my profile?
You can delete whatsapp messages right? "
Your profile is shite. It would be in your interest to avoid this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How has he seen your boobs?
Ignore me,I read that wrong.
Boobs on the brain
Always
And don't mention Fab to him. They can't handle the truth!
So I shouldn't send him a link to my profile?
You can delete whatsapp messages right? "
Around 2 days to delete for everyone.
Around 15 min to edit the message.
And best wishes
T |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How has he seen your boobs?
Ignore me,I read that wrong.
Boobs on the brain
Always
And don't mention Fab to him. They can't handle the truth!
So I shouldn't send him a link to my profile?
You can delete whatsapp messages right?
Your profile is shite. It would be in your interest to avoid this"
My profile is awesome, it brings me all the pretty penises.
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"How has he seen your boobs?
Ignore me,I read that wrong.
Boobs on the brain
Always
And don't mention Fab to him. They can't handle the truth!
So I shouldn't send him a link to my profile?
You can delete whatsapp messages right?
Your profile is shite. It would be in your interest to avoid this
My profile is awesome, it brings me all the pretty penises.
"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How has he seen your boobs?
Ignore me,I read that wrong.
Boobs on the brain
Always
And don't mention Fab to him. They can't handle the truth!
So I shouldn't send him a link to my profile?
You can delete whatsapp messages right?
Your profile is shite. It would be in your interest to avoid this
My profile is awesome, it brings me all the pretty penises.
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Eye rolling me? |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Gave me his number! I mean, this hasn't happened since the summer of '96 and I'm a little unsure what to do.
He's seen my face before he's seen my boobs! Is this normal??
My first reaction when he suggested we go for a coffee was to book a hotel, this is brand new territory for me.
I know nothing about him, I've never seen him describe how he loves going down on a woman, I don't know his fav position, if he's ever come from a blow job, and most importantly, is his penis even pretty!?!?!!
I'm flummoxed.
"
You're hot! Well done for putting yourself out there!
Dibs on sex though |
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"How has he seen your boobs?
Ignore me,I read that wrong.
Boobs on the brain
Always
And don't mention Fab to him. They can't handle the truth!"
Definitely not. Don't want him wondering if you have met half the local lads(or his mates) for a quickie in the van  |
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"I mean how do you know if he'll stay down there for hours?!
What if his penis bends the wrong way?
Seems highly suspicious to me.
Bin.
He's not even sent me a dick pic.
Obviously a fake.
Did you request said dick pic?
Maybe he has *gasp* manners.
But don’t be too concerned about these.
I’m sure in no time you can train him up properly.
I'm female, he should know I want one.
If I don't get one in the next half hour I'm making a thread and labelling him a time waster.
Send him a photo of your painted nails wrapped around a sky remote, if he doesn't understand the assignment then he be fake unicorn and not very desirable
I have an Alexa remote? But small though, could give the wrong signals.
Do you have a can of Lynx or a Pringles tube (that's for the more ambitious chap).
Only the sour cream flavour? Again, mixed signals..."
I mean, green CAN be a good colour.... *Shrugs* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I swear it's actually easier to meet men in real life than it is on here.
... And it's much more exhilarating to get chatted up in real life by a human, as opposed to being lewdly propositioned by a box of text adjacent to an image of a greyscale penis"
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If he had the guts to ask for your number in real life the leasst you could do is giving him a chance.
We must encurage that kind of behaviour!!
What's the worst that could happens? Catching feelings? Damn it, it sounds more dangerous than what I thought ...
Keep us updated! I love a goship |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Damn, that's weird as fuck. I would definitely just stick to the men on Fab if I was you. If you haven't seen his cock by this point then that's a huge red flag. I am worried for you. |
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