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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I remember reading years ago that pouring fizzy drinks in to an open pussy was potentially fatal as it can cause air bubbles in the blood. Is this true ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seriously...?
If you pour fizzy drinks in your mouth, will that be fatal too...? Because it's kinda the same concept you know.
Common sense is a precious commodity.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My friend Mark (who is a ninja) says that he can kill a woman by blowing in her pee hole. This is probably where it comes from."
Why don't I have a ninja friend!? Feeling distinctly left out!  |
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"My friend Mark (who is a ninja) says that he can kill a woman by blowing in her pee hole. This is probably where it comes from.
Why don't I have a ninja friend!? Feeling distinctly left out! "
I've just spoke to my friend Mark (who is a ninja) and he said he would be happy to be your friend If he was compensated for his time. (financially) |
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"I've had champagne up my foof and am still here.
You might be one of those ghosts that doesn't know they are ghosts like Bruce Willis.
Can you read dead people?"
I was going to flirt with you and say 'no but I would like to have sex with one ' until I read it back  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"I've had champagne up my foof and am still here.
You might be one of those ghosts that doesn't know they are ghosts like Bruce Willis.
Can you read dead people?
I was going to flirt with you and say 'no but I would like to have sex with one' until I read it back "
Awww, you'd be my favourite necrophiliac.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously...?
If you pour fizzy drinks in your mouth, will that be fatal too...? Because it's kinda the same concept you know.
Common sense is a precious commodity. "
Not really cus u shouldn't blow up a fanny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bit of a tangent... Apparently if you put a shot of vodka up someone's foof it gets them mortal really quickly as it gets absorbed into the bloodstream faster. x |
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"Bit of a tangent... Apparently if you put a shot of vodka up someone's foof it gets them mortal really quickly as it gets absorbed into the bloodstream faster. x"
The same goes for semen and making babies. 
Fajiners are mad! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know oral sex but not drink can be risk to un born baby. Oral sex is safe during pregnancy. If you receive oral sex, though, make sure your partner doesn't blow air into your vagina. Rarely, a burst of air might block a blood vessel (air embolism) — which could be a life-threatening condition for you and the baby.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try popping a minto up there first. "
If someone wants to try this in the chat rooms can you give us some advance notice please. I won't want to miss it |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Is there anything that some gals wont put up their chuff??? 
Its a handy place to store things though.Fucking hell, a mobile larder? "
I do often wonder where the Geordie lasses store their money on their nights out round York because they wear very, very little. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had champagne up my foof and am still here."
Drinking champers out of a foof is soooooooooo horny and as I don't really like champagne, I can only assume that it is the mix with juices that makes it taste so good.
Beats a Bucks Fizz any day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had champagne up my foof and am still here.
Drinking champers out of a foof is soooooooooo horny and as I don't really like champagne, I can only assume that it is the mix with juices that makes it taste so good.
Beats a Bucks Fizz any day "
Ditto!
And even though it does tend to warm up a little - still tastes mighty fine!!  |
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