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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 46 weeks ago

Somewhere else

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By *ittlebirdWoman 46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"[Removed by poster at 29/12/23 16:52:46]"

Twonk

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 46 weeks ago

Somewhere else

[shit chat up line Removed by poster at 29/12/23 16:52:46]

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 46 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"[Removed by poster at 29/12/23 16:52:46]

Twonk "

And proud

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 46 weeks ago

Next Door

Act stupid, become even more shyer(is that a word), actually can't talk well/make sense.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"[Removed by poster at 29/12/23 16:52:46]

Twonk

And proud "

Absofuckinglutely

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By *rishVikingMan 46 weeks ago

Shankill


"Act stupid, become even more shyer(is that a word), actually can't talk well/make sense.

"

Relatable

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Flirt, flirt, flirt

Miss S x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

I tell them .. Followed by FAF ?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I tell them .. Followed by FAF ? "

FAF?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I tell them .. Followed by FAF ?

FAF? "

Obviously yes .. See , it works

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By *ittlebirdWoman 46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I tell them .. Followed by FAF ?

FAF?

Obviously yes .. See , it works "

Get your bum to the Outer Hebrides then. I’m there at the min

* according to Fab

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I tell them .. Followed by FAF ?

FAF?

Obviously yes .. See , it works

Get your bum to the Outer Hebrides then. I’m there at the min

* according to Fab "

At least I don't need my manbag there

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By *ittlebirdWoman 46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I tell them .. Followed by FAF ?

FAF?

Obviously yes .. See , it works

Get your bum to the Outer Hebrides then. I’m there at the min

* according to Fab

At least I don't need my manbag there "

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 46 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Act stupid, become even more shyer(is that a word), actually can't talk well/make sense.

"

ME TOO!!!

And I’m scared to look them in the eye.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 46 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Flirt, flirt, flirt

Miss S x"

*catcalls you, and makes a gesture with my fingers and tongue, out the passenger side of my best friends ride*

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By *ittlebirdWoman 46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

When I really fancy someone I keep total eye contact, go silent (I know you wouldn’t imagine I could shut up at all would you? ) and curl my hair.

It’s totally inbuilt. It happens like that rarely but it does happen. I think it’s my inner Littlebird coming out

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 46 weeks ago

Somewhere else

True story:

Back in the olden days. In a crowded New York bar.

Our eyes met across the crowded, smoky room. I made my way over to him slowly. When I was next to him, he had to lean down for me to whisper in his ear.

I said: “Wanna fuck?”

He got his coat. Came home with me on the subway. Stayed for a few days.

(Hell, maybe I should go back where the fuck I came from?)

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 46 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Either that, or I insult them and pull their hair…

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By *ittlebirdWoman 46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Either that, or I insult them and pull their hair… "

Is that because you don’t have any? I think thats a brilliant pulling technique

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 46 weeks ago

Leeds

The more I like you the more annoying I become.

The mrs fucking hates me.

The mr

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 46 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Either that, or I insult them and pull their hair…

Is that because you don’t have any? I think thats a brilliant pulling technique "

Maybe…

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"It’s totally inbuilt. It happens like that rarely but it does happen. I think it’s my inner Littlebird coming out "

That’s distractingly cute. I didn’t expect it.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Either that, or I insult them and pull their hair…

Is that because you don’t have any? I think thats a brilliant pulling technique

Maybe… "

FAF?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Flirt, flirt, flirt

Miss S x"

Hang on, are you me but female?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"It’s totally inbuilt. It happens like that rarely but it does happen. I think it’s my inner Littlebird coming out

That’s distractingly cute. I didn’t expect it."

Really?

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 46 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Either that, or I insult them and pull their hair…

Is that because you don’t have any? I think thats a brilliant pulling technique

Maybe… "

PS - they can still yank my chain. I sleep in the fucker

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 46 weeks ago

Next Door

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago


"Flirt, flirt, flirt

Miss S x

*catcalls you, and makes a gesture with my fingers and tongue, out the passenger side of my best friends ride*"

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 46 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Either that, or I insult them and pull their hair…

Is that because you don’t have any? I think thats a brilliant pulling technique

Maybe…

FAF? "

Get your coat luv, you’ve pulled.

(Us birds gotta stick together.)

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Really? "

Really.

*twirls hair*

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago


"Flirt, flirt, flirt

Miss S x

Hang on, are you me but female? "

I'm very horny tonight

Miss S x

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 46 weeks ago

Next Door


"Act stupid, become even more shyer(is that a word), actually can't talk well/make sense.

ME TOO!!!

And I’m scared to look them in the eye.

I don't get that far, I've usually fucked it up before then "

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By *ittlebirdWoman 46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Either that, or I insult them and pull their hair…

Is that because you don’t have any? I think thats a brilliant pulling technique

Maybe…

FAF?

Get your coat luv, you’ve pulled.

(Us birds gotta stick together.) "

We really do. Birds of a feather…

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By *ittlebirdWoman 46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Really?

Really.

*twirls hair*"

Do you do it too RTG? That’s interesting

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 46 weeks ago

St Leonards

My eyes soften, I sort of "take in" their whole body, I develop a softer smile, and my nostrils flare as I do a slow, deep breath in that turns into a really content and slower out-breath/sigh.

Then I can't take my eyes away from their eyes, if they're getting similar feelings.

And if they're not, I bring my breath back to normal, focus on the room and think "oh well, it can't always be what you wanted it to be".

And if they are sharing similar feelings through their body language, particularly their eyes, the rest just seems to happen, because those first few moments have already written the beginnings of a new and entirely wordless book.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"My eyes soften, I sort of "take in" their whole body, I develop a softer smile, and my nostrils flare as I do a slow, deep breath in that turns into a really content and slower out-breath/sigh.

Then I can't take my eyes away from their eyes, if they're getting similar feelings.

And if they're not, I bring my breath back to normal, focus on the room and think "oh well, it can't always be what you wanted it to be".

And if they are sharing similar feelings through their body language, particularly their eyes, the rest just seems to happen, because those first few moments have already written the beginnings of a new and entirely wordless book. "

There is only one thing to say to that. Ooofffttt

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By *hrek101Man 46 weeks ago

Herts

That Homer gif where he disappears backing the hedge...that or stuttering fool

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 46 weeks ago

Essex

Pull a “Misty”, generally.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"My eyes soften, I sort of "take in" their whole body, I develop a softer smile, and my nostrils flare as I do a slow, deep breath in that turns into a really content and slower out-breath/sigh.

Then I can't take my eyes away from their eyes, if they're getting similar feelings.

And if they're not, I bring my breath back to normal, focus on the room and think "oh well, it can't always be what you wanted it to be".

And if they are sharing similar feelings through their body language, particularly their eyes, the rest just seems to happen, because those first few moments have already written the beginnings of a new and entirely wordless book.

There is only one thing to say to that. Ooofffttt "

Ta x

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By *oo..Woman 46 weeks ago

Boo's World


"When I really fancy someone I keep total eye contact, go silent (I know you wouldn’t imagine I could shut up at all would you? ) and curl my hair.

It’s totally inbuilt. It happens like that rarely but it does happen. I think it’s my inner Littlebird coming out "

You did that to me when I first met you, but your eye contact was buried within my tits somewhere!

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By *ittlebirdWoman 46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"When I really fancy someone I keep total eye contact, go silent (I know you wouldn’t imagine I could shut up at all would you? ) and curl my hair.

It’s totally inbuilt. It happens like that rarely but it does happen. I think it’s my inner Littlebird coming out

You did that to me when I first met you, but your eye contact was buried within my tits somewhere! "

This is a true story

When can I motorboat you again?

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

I make the mistake of telling them.

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Buy her drinks when she d*unk sh Might say said.

Joking I normally chat too much and scare her off

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I make the mistake of telling them. "

Short-term solution advice:

Squirt the cream in your gob. Makes talking hard, and they may find you even more adorable because of the quirk.

Should buy you 20 seconds or so to work out the next move .

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By *ittlebirdWoman 46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I make the mistake of telling them. "

It’s never a mistake. Trust me

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago


"I make the mistake of telling them.

Short-term solution advice:

Squirt the cream in your gob. Makes talking hard, and they may find you even more adorable because of the quirk.

Should buy you 20 seconds or so to work out the next move ."

That’s where I’m making a mistake, I squirt the cream in their mouth.

I once shoved a full cupcake in woman’s mouth once, *true story…. She never snogged me afterwards. Go figure haha

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I make the mistake of telling them.

Short-term solution advice:

Squirt the cream in your gob. Makes talking hard, and they may find you even more adorable because of the quirk.

Should buy you 20 seconds or so to work out the next move .

That’s where I’m making a mistake, I squirt the cream in their mouth.

I once shoved a full cupcake in woman’s mouth once, *true story…. She never snogged me afterwards. Go figure haha "

Brilliant!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I make the mistake of telling them.

It’s never a mistake. Trust me "

Woody - pay close attention to the words and emoji above .

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By *ris GrayMan 46 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I make the mistake of telling them.

Short-term solution advice:

Squirt the cream in your gob. Makes talking hard, and they may find you even more adorable because of the quirk.

Should buy you 20 seconds or so to work out the next move .

That’s where I’m making a mistake, I squirt the cream in their mouth.

I once shoved a full cupcake in woman’s mouth once, *true story…. She never snogged me afterwards. Go figure haha "

did she say bye or was she still trying to chew

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By *educing_EmCouple 46 weeks ago

Tipperary

I blush,get shy and do that thing where you look up at them ,look away and then look again.

I also forget how to say words or at least words that make sense.

Em x

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

I throat chop them

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago


"I make the mistake of telling them.

Short-term solution advice:

Squirt the cream in your gob. Makes talking hard, and they may find you even more adorable because of the quirk.

Should buy you 20 seconds or so to work out the next move .

That’s where I’m making a mistake, I squirt the cream in their mouth.

I once shoved a full cupcake in woman’s mouth once, *true story…. She never snogged me afterwards. Go figure haha did she say bye or was she still trying to chew "

Swallow, they always have trouble swallowing. … she actually spat it out on my shoe. .. *true story. Do you think I’m making it up?

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By *ris GrayMan 46 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I make the mistake of telling them.

Short-term solution advice:

Squirt the cream in your gob. Makes talking hard, and they may find you even more adorable because of the quirk.

Should buy you 20 seconds or so to work out the next move .

That’s where I’m making a mistake, I squirt the cream in their mouth.

I once shoved a full cupcake in woman’s mouth once, *true story…. She never snogged me afterwards. Go figure haha did she say bye or was she still trying to chew

Swallow, they always have trouble swallowing. … she actually spat it out on my shoe. .. *true story. Do you think I’m making it up? "

nope i believe you woody, really

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 46 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Wedding? Or kidna… you know what? Nvm

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