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New year, new Willy
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"Take his turtle neck off! " But it's cold | |||
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"Put a sparkler in him and let him dazzle like the star he is. " I like your thinking  | |||
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"Do a willy review. A little tribute to it's most favourite and memorable moments of the year. Or ... You could do a 'Fab my willy' thread where everybody fabs their favourite willy pic of yours. No others willies alloeed on that thread, just yours. Either of those will give it back its mojo and make it feel loved and appreciated once again "But what if it flopped? That would kill his mojo even more | |||
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"Do a willy review. A little tribute to it's most favourite and memorable moments of the year. Or ... You could do a 'Fab my willy' thread where everybody fabs their favourite willy pic of yours. No others willies alloeed on that thread, just yours. Either of those will give it back its mojo and make it feel loved and appreciated once again
But what if it flopped? That would kill his mojo even more"I don't think it will but even if it did, isn't there a lot of fun in helping a floppy one up again? Or so I am told  | |||
"Do a willy review. A little tribute to it's most favourite and memorable moments of the year. Or ... You could do a 'Fab my willy' thread where everybody fabs their favourite willy pic of yours. No others willies alloeed on that thread, just yours. Either of those will give it back its mojo and make it feel loved and appreciated once again
But what if it flopped? That would kill his mojo even more
I don't think it will but even if it did, isn't there a lot of fun in helping a floppy one up again? Or so I am told " | |||
"Eyes only. Black and white. Big light/dark contrast of all the things going on in them, and in you. Tell your story, with just eyes." Eyes or eye? | |||
"Eyes only. Black and white. Big light/dark contrast of all the things going on in them, and in you. Tell your story, with just eyes. Eyes or eye?" Try both? Then post the one that you know is good, but makes you feel a little bit "too naked", rather than the one that conforms to social media expectations (including FAB expectations). You're good with a camera, there's a lot to Willy that we don't see on here, and I'd be mightily surpreyesed (  ) if you can't find that after a bit of playing around with lighting/focus/filters etc. | |||
"Eyes only. Black and white. Big light/dark contrast of all the things going on in them, and in you. Tell your story, with just eyes. Eyes or eye? Try both? Then post the one that you know is good, but makes you feel a little bit "too naked", rather than the one that conforms to social media expectations (including FAB expectations). You're good with a camera, there's a lot to Willy that we don't see on here, and I'd be mightily surpreyesed ( ) if you can't find that after a bit of playing around with lighting/focus/filters etc."Some food for thought there, Mr Cunt  | |||
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"If by little Willy you mean your cock then my vote is for a Wizard outfit with a cloak and a pointy hat!
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"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day "Oh a pamper day sounds good | |||
"It should be plugged in and charged. I'll leave the delivery of that vision to your imagination
T"Do you do next day delivery? | |||
"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day
Oh a pamper day sounds good"They like to be indulged every now and then. A sort of rejuvenation package. | |||
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"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day
Oh a pamper day sounds good
They like to be indulged every now and then. A sort of rejuvenation package. "Agreed, though keep away from exfoliating gloves on this occasion  | |||
"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day
Oh a pamper day sounds good
They like to be indulged every now and then. A sort of rejuvenation package.
Agreed, though keep away from exfoliating gloves on this occasion "Puts the gloves away | |||
"A whale costume, then you can free him. The mr " After Christmas, save the whale my be appropriate | |||
"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day
Oh a pamper day sounds good
They like to be indulged every now and then. A sort of rejuvenation package.
Agreed, though keep away from exfoliating gloves on this occasion
Puts the gloves away "You sadist | |||
"It should be plugged in and charged. I'll leave the delivery of that vision to your imagination
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Do you do next day delivery?"Same day for urgent requests. Even the mythical NOW delivery. | |||
"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day "That is actually nice and quite self loving haha | |||
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"It should be plugged in and charged. I'll leave the delivery of that vision to your imagination
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Do you do next day delivery?
Same day for urgent requests. Even the mythical NOW delivery. "Sign me up | |||
"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day
That is actually nice and quite self loving haha "It pays to pamper ourselves from time to time | |||
"Give him a little coctail umbrella to twirl around and look pretty "I can't help but think this may be a little painful | |||
"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day
That is actually nice and quite self loving haha
It pays to pamper ourselves from time to time "Self love | |||
"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back " They used to be a guy on a site I’m not sure if I’m allowed to mention anyway he had a bunch of pictures called Things My Dick Does… I still send them out to people, and everybody is always very appreciative. It’s a great series. | |||
"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day
That is actually nice and quite self loving haha
It pays to pamper ourselves from time to time
Self love"In this case you need to whip up a little dressing gown for him maybe eye mask too for relaxation time. | |||
"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back They used to be a guy on a site I’m not sure if I’m allowed to mention anyway he had a bunch of pictures called Things My Dick Does… I still send them out to people, and everybody is always very appreciative. It’s a great series. "It's great he brought joy to many from dicking around | |||
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"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back They used to be a guy on a site I’m not sure if I’m allowed to mention anyway he had a bunch of pictures called Things My Dick Does… I still send them out to people, and everybody is always very appreciative. It’s a great series.
It's great he brought joy to many from dicking around"Man is a legend | |||
"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day
That is actually nice and quite self loving haha
It pays to pamper ourselves from time to time
Self love
In this case you need to whip up a little dressing gown for him maybe eye mask too for relaxation time. "A mini cucumber slice for his eye! J | |||
"You might need to give him a good shake or slap him out of it. Otherwise, buy him some oils and stuff and give him a pamper day
That is actually nice and quite self loving haha
It pays to pamper ourselves from time to time
Self love
In this case you need to whip up a little dressing gown for him maybe eye mask too for relaxation time.
A mini cucumber slice for his eye!
J"Oh Julie... I'd go big. Hollow out cucumber. | |||
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"Willy! It's nearly the New Year, what are doing for little Willy?
J"I've literally just put the wizard costume in the attic as well
Might just have to ram a sparkler down my japs eye | |||
And technically not costumes.. | |||
"Willy! It's nearly the New Year, what are doing for little Willy?
J
I've literally just put the wizard costume in the attic as well
Might just have to ram a sparkler down my japs eye"Keep it warm in those boxers. You look good in them | |||
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"All of my ideas are to rude
And technically not costumes.."You want him to wear you? 
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"All of my ideas are to rude
And technically not costumes..
You want him to wear you?
J"(*too rude  . Ffs Misty.)
And yeah - wouldn’t that count as brightening him up? | |||
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"I'll see what I can do and stick it up Misty later …" FIFY | |||
"I'll see what I can do and stick it up Misty later … FIFY" | |||
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"I've decided to pay tribute to all you knob jockeys out there. Happy New year "Oh, that is so, so funny. Happy new year. I will bet on you having a great one | |||
"I've decided to pay tribute to all you knob jockeys out there. Happy New year "That is brilliant!
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"I've decided to pay tribute to all you knob jockeys out there. Happy New year "Damn I wish I was your Neeeeeeighbour! | |||
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"Now I have the Jockey’s song from Tbe Simpsons going around my head “We are the jockeys Jockeys are we We live underground. In a fibreglass tree…”" | |||
"Take his turtle neck off! "  | |||
"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back " He’s got teeth  | |||
"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back He’s got teeth " | |||
"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back He’s got teeth
"I’m in shock. Genuinely. I finally got to see Willy’s willy and it has teeth… I may never get over this… | |||
"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back He’s got teeth
I’m in shock. Genuinely. I finally got to see Willy’s willy and it has teeth…
I may never get over this… "Be careful where you stick your fingers  | |||
"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back He’s got teeth
I’m in shock. Genuinely. I finally got to see Willy’s willy and it has teeth…
I may never get over this…
Be careful where you stick your fingers "Oh…. I was just worried about my mouth…. | |||
"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back He’s got teeth
I’m in shock. Genuinely. I finally got to see Willy’s willy and it has teeth…
I may never get over this…
Be careful where you stick your fingers
Oh…. I was just worried about my mouth….
"Both have got me in trouble in the past | |||
"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back He’s got teeth
I’m in shock. Genuinely. I finally got to see Willy’s willy and it has teeth…
I may never get over this…
Be careful where you stick your fingers
Oh…. I was just worried about my mouth….
Both have got me in trouble in the past"My mouth has got you in trouble? I highly doubt that… as yet | |||
"Little Willy is looking a little drab. I'm thinking a new outfit, decoration or accessory will perk him up! I will go with the most popular suggestion and whack up a pic on NYE. Help me to help little Willy get his mojo back He’s got teeth
I’m in shock. Genuinely. I finally got to see Willy’s willy and it has teeth…
I may never get over this…
Be careful where you stick your fingers
Oh…. I was just worried about my mouth….
Both have got me in trouble in the past
My mouth has got you in trouble?
I highly doubt that… as yet "I really should wear my glasses more often | |||
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"Too late for elf on a shelf? Lol" Jockey on the cockey | |||
"I've decided to pay tribute to all you knob jockeys out there. Happy New year "What. A. Treat.
Mrs TMN x | |||
"Too late for elf on a shelf? Lol Jockey on the cockey "Wankie Dettori That's enough Fab for me today | |||
"I've decided to pay tribute to all you knob jockeys out there. Happy New year
What. A. Treat.
Mrs TMN x"I am looking forward to Belly Furtado later though | |||
 ) have got it on and created some hybrid "Knob Belly" or "Jockey Furtado".
What's not to love? xxx | |||
