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"Shut the fuck up 
*that was a joke, before I get lynched "
I'll go with that we'll men would do worse then LISTEN don't reply to her just LISTEN and be understanding.
Men do you have PMT?
Have to put up with periods?
Look after the kids?
Look after the guy in there life?
Guys give her you time do some homework and tell her to put her feet up. ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"Shut the fuck up
*that was a joke, before I get lynched
I'll go with that we'll men would do worse then LISTEN don't reply to her just LISTEN and be understanding.
Men do you have PMT?
Have to put up with periods?
Look after the kids?
Look after the guy in there life?
Guys give her you time do some homework and tell her to put her feet up. ?? "
Does this mean.. using a vacuum cleaner?!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"The big shop! 
Put the laundry away 
Bake cinnamon buns and pasteis de nata 
J
The big shop?
As Meatloaf once sang “…but I won’t do THAT”
B did it today. I am a lucky woman!
J"
Did the shop or sang "I won't do that"? |
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"The big shop!
Put the laundry away
Bake cinnamon buns and pasteis de nata
J
The big shop?
As Meatloaf once sang “…but I won’t do THAT”
B did it today. I am a lucky woman!
J
Did the shop or sang "I won't do that"?"
He doesn't sing |
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"Bring me biscoff kitkat treats and evil implements
Not the answer I was expecting from you, I'll be honest "
I mean, having a dick isn't a special thing in itself. And I do most of the work on getting it down my throat. So there's not much they can do on that front except appeal to me already |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"What do you all reckon?
I’m fresh out of ideas for what to ask for from them… maybe "
I'm good with.....
Him taking off his suit jacket, rolling up his sleeves, removing his tie, all whilst looking me in the eye, and then telling me to ' come here'
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"What do you all reckon?
I’m fresh out of ideas for what to ask for from them… maybe
I'm good with.....
Him taking off his suit jacket, rolling up his sleeves, removing his tie, all whilst looking me in the eye, and then telling me to ' come here'
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Oh  yes also this |
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By *r_reusMan 48 weeks ago
Coventry |
Be successful.
By that I mean demonstrate that he is capable of doing well in this world, be strong and dependable, someone who can be relied upon, a man whom is able to not only stay on top of his own problems, but keep those around him safe and secure too.
That's true masculinity, and masculinity is the sexiest thing a man can possess.
*goes back to watching cat videos* |
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By *oo..Woman 48 weeks ago
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"Don't fart anywhere near me
Too late!
Where you hiding?
You invisible
Well if I told you, that would ruin the hiding! "
Can i just request that if you're hiding naked, please don't touch my white walls too much. I've just had the whole house painted!
Cost a fortune too |
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"Not be a twat and have kebabs
1 out of 2 aint bad, right?
If you're a twat and have kebabs I'll take that.
It's a risk you might have to take. Could be a twat with zero kebabs! "
This is more likely |
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"Not be a twat and have kebabs
1 out of 2 aint bad, right?
If you're a twat and have kebabs I'll take that.
It's a risk you might have to take. Could be a twat with zero kebabs! "
Ooh twat roulette, edgy |
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"Not be a twat and have kebabs
1 out of 2 aint bad, right?
If you're a twat and have kebabs I'll take that.
It's a risk you might have to take. Could be a twat with zero kebabs! "
How does this maths work? 
It's either not a twat with zero kebabs or twat with kebabs. That's what 1 out of 2 means!
J |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"Be successful.
By that I mean demonstrate that he is capable of doing well in this world, be strong and dependable, someone who can be relied upon, a man whom is able to not only stay on top of his own problems, but keep those around him safe and secure too.
That's true masculinity, and masculinity is the sexiest thing a man can possess.
*goes back to watching cat videos*"
None of the women are talking about success or masculinity? It's almost as though that's what men convince themselves we want. |
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"Not be a twat and have kebabs
1 out of 2 aint bad, right?
If you're a twat and have kebabs I'll take that.
It's a risk you might have to take. Could be a twat with zero kebabs!
How does this maths work?
It's either not a twat with zero kebabs or twat with kebabs. That's what 1 out of 2 means!
J"
Well! I could eat the kebabs while waiting. Resulting in becoming a twat. |
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By *r_reusMan 48 weeks ago
Coventry |
"Be successful.
By that I mean demonstrate that he is capable of doing well in this world, be strong and dependable, someone who can be relied upon, a man whom is able to not only stay on top of his own problems, but keep those around him safe and secure too.
That's true masculinity, and masculinity is the sexiest thing a man can possess.
*goes back to watching cat videos*
None of the women are talking about success or masculinity? It's almost as though that's what men convince themselves we want."
There's a huge difference between 'stated' and 'revealed' preferences, ie, what people say and what they do are two very different things. |
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"What do you all reckon?
I’m fresh out of ideas for what to ask for from them… maybe "
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Giving you a serenade with an acoustic guitar singing slightly better than Bob Dylan.
Then you let him in.
Light a candle and chat.
You let him kiss you, then......
he bangs you till sunrise.
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"Be successful.
By that I mean demonstrate that he is capable of doing well in this world, be strong and dependable, someone who can be relied upon, a man whom is able to not only stay on top of his own problems, but keep those around him safe and secure too.
That's true masculinity, and masculinity is the sexiest thing a man can possess.
*goes back to watching cat videos*
None of the women are talking about success or masculinity? It's almost as though that's what men convince themselves we want.
There's a huge difference between 'stated' and 'revealed' preferences, ie, what people say and what they do are two very different things."
I think you're meeting the wrong type of women |
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"Not be a twat and have kebabs
1 out of 2 aint bad, right?
If you're a twat and have kebabs I'll take that.
It's a risk you might have to take. Could be a twat with zero kebabs!
How does this maths work?
It's either not a twat with zero kebabs or twat with kebabs. That's what 1 out of 2 means!
J
Well! I could eat the kebabs while waiting. Resulting in becoming a twat. "
Good point. Eating the kebabs would be a twatty thing to do. So anyone who did this wouldn't become a twat, they already were. This is next level philosophy. |
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"Be successful.
By that I mean demonstrate that he is capable of doing well in this world, be strong and dependable, someone who can be relied upon, a man whom is able to not only stay on top of his own problems, but keep those around him safe and secure too.
That's true masculinity, and masculinity is the sexiest thing a man can possess.
*goes back to watching cat videos*
None of the women are talking about success or masculinity? It's almost as though that's what men convince themselves we want.
There's a huge difference between 'stated' and 'revealed' preferences, ie, what people say and what they do are two very different things."
I couldn't disagree more. But you're going to dismiss what I say so *Partridge shrug*
J |
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"Not be a twat and have kebabs
1 out of 2 aint bad, right?
If you're a twat and have kebabs I'll take that.
It's a risk you might have to take. Could be a twat with zero kebabs!
How does this maths work?
It's either not a twat with zero kebabs or twat with kebabs. That's what 1 out of 2 means!
J
Well! I could eat the kebabs while waiting. Resulting in becoming a twat.
Good point. Eating the kebabs would be a twatty thing to do. So anyone who did this wouldn't become a twat, they already were. This is next level philosophy. "
Whoaaaaaaa
I’m not a twat.. I just really like kebabs. |
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"Aww I was hoping to pick up many hints and tips from here however most of what I’ve read seems pretty useless jokes or just too much like hard work
Proper catch me "
I wasn't joking. But my thing probably applies more to a relationship.
So my answer as it relates to Fab is male my stomach flipflop with eye contact. Damn that's hot. That's when I know it's going to be amazing
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"Be successful.
By that I mean demonstrate that he is capable of doing well in this world, be strong and dependable, someone who can be relied upon, a man whom is able to not only stay on top of his own problems, but keep those around him safe and secure too.
That's true masculinity, and masculinity is the sexiest thing a man can possess.
*goes back to watching cat videos*"
Errrrrrrr. No. |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"Be successful.
By that I mean demonstrate that he is capable of doing well in this world, be strong and dependable, someone who can be relied upon, a man whom is able to not only stay on top of his own problems, but keep those around him safe and secure too.
That's true masculinity, and masculinity is the sexiest thing a man can possess.
*goes back to watching cat videos*"
True masculinity is self awareness, emotional awareness and maturity, effective communication, being trustworthy, having a voice and words that are meaningful because your words match your actions, the ability to not take on everything but recognise that they are human and have limits and they cannot solve everyone’s problems, but can be a true partner as in equal to a woman.
What you’ve described sounds to me more like a machismo complex- I’m big and strong and will make you feel safe and give you all you need.  Women are independent, dependable, capable of doing well in the world. We can even solve complex problems. Newly discovered by scientists that, I can see why you’d not have known. 
The whole mentality that women need and want a man to come rescue them like a damsel in distress os stuff of fairy tales and Disney movies. |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"Be successful.
By that I mean demonstrate that he is capable of doing well in this world, be strong and dependable, someone who can be relied upon, a man whom is able to not only stay on top of his own problems, but keep those around him safe and secure too.
That's true masculinity, and masculinity is the sexiest thing a man can possess.
*goes back to watching cat videos*
None of the women are talking about success or masculinity? It's almost as though that's what men convince themselves we want.
There's a huge difference between 'stated' and 'revealed' preferences, ie, what people say and what they do are two very different things."
Pesky women need to be told what they actually want. Ok. |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"Take his belt off with one hand while maintaining eye contact with you. "
Should it come out of the belt loops with a hiss and a crack of leather?
I may need a few practice attempts first…. |
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By *r_reusMan 48 weeks ago
Coventry |
"Be successful.
By that I mean demonstrate that he is capable of doing well in this world, be strong and dependable, someone who can be relied upon, a man whom is able to not only stay on top of his own problems, but keep those around him safe and secure too.
That's true masculinity, and masculinity is the sexiest thing a man can possess.
*goes back to watching cat videos*
None of the women are talking about success or masculinity? It's almost as though that's what men convince themselves we want.
There's a huge difference between 'stated' and 'revealed' preferences, ie, what people say and what they do are two very different things.
Pesky women need to be told what they actually want. Ok. "
No, just observed  |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"Be successful.
By that I mean demonstrate that he is capable of doing well in this world, be strong and dependable, someone who can be relied upon, a man whom is able to not only stay on top of his own problems, but keep those around him safe and secure too.
That's true masculinity, and masculinity is the sexiest thing a man can possess.
*goes back to watching cat videos*
True masculinity is self awareness, emotional awareness and maturity, effective communication, being trustworthy, having a voice and words that are meaningful because your words match your actions, the ability to not take on everything but recognise that they are human and have limits and they cannot solve everyone’s problems, but can be a true partner as in equal to a woman.
What you’ve described sounds to me more like a machismo complex- I’m big and strong and will make you feel safe and give you all you need. Women are independent, dependable, capable of doing well in the world. We can even solve complex problems. Newly discovered by scientists that, I can see why you’d not have known.
The whole mentality that women need and want a man to come rescue them like a damsel in distress os stuff of fairy tales and Disney movies. "
The last man that had that got nailed to a cross for his trouble….
You’re stuck with what’s left… |
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"Be successful.
By that I mean demonstrate that he is capable of doing well in this world, be strong and dependable, someone who can be relied upon, a man whom is able to not only stay on top of his own problems, but keep those around him safe and secure too.
That's true masculinity, and masculinity is the sexiest thing a man can possess."
Oh.
Well, I'd like to think I'm pretty feminine, but good to know I'm loaded with masculine traits too |
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"Be successful.
By that I mean demonstrate that he is capable of doing well in this world, be strong and dependable, someone who can be relied upon, a man whom is able to not only stay on top of his own problems, but keep those around him safe and secure too.
That's true masculinity, and masculinity is the sexiest thing a man can possess.
Oh.
Well, I'd like to think I'm pretty feminine, but good to know I'm loaded with masculine traits too "
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By *r_reusMan 48 weeks ago
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"Be successful.
By that I mean demonstrate that he is capable of doing well in this world, be strong and dependable, someone who can be relied upon, a man whom is able to not only stay on top of his own problems, but keep those around him safe and secure too.
That's true masculinity, and masculinity is the sexiest thing a man can possess.
Oh.
Well, I'd like to think I'm pretty feminine, but good to know I'm loaded with masculine traits too "
See the thing with these traits is, it's for others to recognise them, if you've identified them in yourself, it's probably ego talking?
And whilst women might possess these qualities also, that's optional, as you'll recognise across history the role of the man as the protector and provider, women fulfilling those roles, at least in a masculine capacity outside the home, is a very recent phenomenon.
For men however these qualities are largely essential to being considered a man, hence why they are referred to as 'masculine' qualities. |
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"See the thing with these traits is, it's for others to recognise them, if you've identified them in yourself, it's probably ego talking?
And whilst women might possess these qualities also, that's optional, as you'll recognise across history the role of the man as the protector and provider, women fulfilling those roles, at least in a masculine capacity outside the home, is a very recent phenomenon.
For men however these qualities are largely essential to being considered a man, hence why they are referred to as 'masculine' qualities."
My friends see me as strong and dependable, they both verbalise the sentiment and treat me as such. I'm often the first person called in a crisis, and the go-to person when someone I care about needs help. But sure. Self identifying ego queen, obviously.
The thing about history, is its in the past. The world moves forward and evolves, and those things that don't move with it are left behind to rot.
A recent phenomenon. As though there haven't been warrior queens and strong women before the past couple of decades. And even if that were the case, evolution still continues. If you insist on rating your value in measurements that are increasingly lower in relevance to other people, you're always going to feel short changed by the respect they feel you deserve |
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"See the thing with these traits is, it's for others to recognise them, if you've identified them in yourself, it's probably ego talking?
And whilst women might possess these qualities also, that's optional, as you'll recognise across history the role of the man as the protector and provider, women fulfilling those roles, at least in a masculine capacity outside the home, is a very recent phenomenon.
For men however these qualities are largely essential to being considered a man, hence why they are referred to as 'masculine' qualities.
My friends see me as strong and dependable, they both verbalise the sentiment and treat me as such. I'm often the first person called in a crisis, and the go-to person when someone I care about needs help. But sure. Self identifying ego queen, obviously.
The thing about history, is its in the past. The world moves forward and evolves, and those things that don't move with it are left behind to rot.
A recent phenomenon. As though there haven't been warrior queens and strong women before the past couple of decades. And even if that were the case, evolution still continues. If you insist on rating your value in measurements that are increasingly lower in relevance to other people, you're always going to feel short changed by the respect they feel you deserve "
You have my sword
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"See the thing with these traits is, it's for others to recognise them, if you've identified them in yourself, it's probably ego talking?
And whilst women might possess these qualities also, that's optional, as you'll recognise across history the role of the man as the protector and provider, women fulfilling those roles, at least in a masculine capacity outside the home, is a very recent phenomenon.
For men however these qualities are largely essential to being considered a man, hence why they are referred to as 'masculine' qualities.
My friends see me as strong and dependable, they both verbalise the sentiment and treat me as such. I'm often the first person called in a crisis, and the go-to person when someone I care about needs help. But sure. Self identifying ego queen, obviously.
The thing about history, is its in the past. The world moves forward and evolves, and those things that don't move with it are left behind to rot.
A recent phenomenon. As though there haven't been warrior queens and strong women before the past couple of decades. And even if that were the case, evolution still continues. If you insist on rating your value in measurements that are increasingly lower in relevance to other people, you're always going to feel short changed by the respect they feel you deserve
You have my sword
J"
"you have my pork-sword" "and my blow-job" "and my axe-wound"
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Ego talking Like anyone would say that to a dude.
Reminds me of threads we started last year on what people perceive to be masculinity and femininity. What I learned is I can't be feminine because I have short hair, don't wear makeup and earn more than my husband.
My husband cannot be masculine because he is slim, doesn't like football or MMA or frankly any kind of sports. He earns less than his wife and does lots of housework.
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Sexiest thing anyone can do is be passionate… about something, someone; a cause; a book; a comedian anything. But they’re invested. They mean it with all they’ve got. If they can do that, then maybe, just maybe, they can do that with me
Ps. It’s never ever happened to me but a girl can hope  |
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Get dressed up in his well worn one piece zip up jumpsuit or romper come onesie and have a few tinnies conjuring up some wind to test that suit to the max then along come you all sultry and sexy have a lil feel down there and go to kiss him and hes out for the count |
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Know who he is - no pretence, no bullshit, no hiding parts of his personality to fit a room! A heart on the sleeve type with a genuine nature who can laugh at himself and equally take the piss out of you in a playful/flirtatious manner, who moves seamlessly from gentleman to a confident and insatiable lover, who makes you feel like they are both your safe place and your biggest adventure
That’s sexy
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"Know who he is - no pretence, no bullshit, no hiding parts of his personality to fit a room! A heart on the sleeve type with a genuine nature who can laugh at himself and equally take the piss out of you in a playful/flirtatious manner, who moves seamlessly from gentleman to a confident and insatiable lover, who makes you feel like they are both your safe place and your biggest adventure
That’s sexy
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May I pls say that was beautifully expressed, simple and yet so efective  |
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"Know who he is - no pretence, no bullshit, no hiding parts of his personality to fit a room! A heart on the sleeve type with a genuine nature who can laugh at himself and equally take the piss out of you in a playful/flirtatious manner, who moves seamlessly from gentleman to a confident and insatiable lover, who makes you feel like they are both your safe place and your biggest adventure
That’s sexy
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and he'd be your partner that you met here |
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Someone who lets you be you, who will stand beside you, prop you up and shelter you when you need that support and will stand back and let you be the strong person that is inside.
Someone who will tell you exactly as it is, in whatever capacity and will accept it when you tell them the same thing.
Someone who respects you and your beliefs although may not necessarily agree but also importantly is your type of wicked in the sex/kink department. |
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"Ego talking Like anyone would say that to a dude.
Reminds me of threads we started last year on what people perceive to be masculinity and femininity. What I learned is I can't be feminine because I have short hair, don't wear makeup and earn more than my husband.
My husband cannot be masculine because he is slim, doesn't like football or MMA or frankly any kind of sports. He earns less than his wife and does lots of housework.
Oh, how we LOL'd "
Well ever since my dick pix run, everyone knows I’m not feminine |
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"Sexiest thing anyone can do is be passionate… about something, someone; a cause; a book; a comedian anything. But they’re invested. They mean it with all they’ve got. If they can do that, then maybe, just maybe, they can do that with me
Ps. It’s never ever happened to me but a girl can hope "
THAT would be sexy x |
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"I can't say the women would be all over me
Nightmare!on elmstreet "
I mean, even with than the burns all over your face, you’re very sexy man Fred, I especially like your talons.
I dream about you… |
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"I can't say the women would be all over me
Nightmare!on elmstreet
I mean, even with than the burns all over your face, you’re very sexy man Fred, I especially like your talons.
I dream about you… "
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