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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"I need 3 women for a gone of Mario kart  where have they gone?
They were never here ……
*looks out into the darkness of the cold winter morning….
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...and on the horizon, what should he spy? A veritable fleet of women, tacking in his direction, like stately galleons, laden with bounty, promising a morning of pleasure in front of the games console  |
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"I need 3 women for a gone of Mario kart where have they gone?
They were never here ……
*looks out into the darkness of the cold winter morning….
...and on the horizon, what should he spy? A veritable fleet of women, tacking in his direction, like stately galleons, laden with bounty, promising a morning of pleasure in front of the games console "
Is that because they couldn't accommodate, Woody?
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"I need 3 women for a gone of Mario kart where have they gone?
They were never here ……
*looks out into the darkness of the cold winter morning….
...and on the horizon, what should he spy? A veritable fleet of women, tacking in his direction, like stately galleons, laden with bounty, promising a morning of pleasure in front of the games console
Is that because they couldn't accommodate, Woody?
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My ‘Ninty’ brings all the girls to the yard… |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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I need 2 women.
My tv remote is just out of reach and I forgot to stir my coffee after adding sweeteners.
There’s work to be done.
* 2 men could do this of course. |
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"Wanting 2 kinky woman to use me for fun xx  "
This was three hours ago, im always late, i hope you are letting all the other in flux of ladys down gently.
Q, are you using a tesco meat counter ticket system ,raffle tickets or a lotto ? X |
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"I need 3 women for a gone of Mario kart where have they gone?
They were never here ……
*looks out into the darkness of the cold winter morning….
...and on the horizon, what should he spy? A veritable fleet of women, tacking in his direction, like stately galleons, laden with bounty, promising a morning of pleasure in front of the games console
Is that because they couldn't accommodate, Woody?
My ‘Ninty’ brings all the girls to the yard… "
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"I need 2 women.
My tv remote is just out of reach and I forgot to stir my coffee after adding sweeteners.
There’s work to be done.
* 2 men could do this of course.
Do they need to be kinky ?"
That would be useful.
Actually make it 3 if it’s men, just in case one of them starts measuring themselves using the tv remote. |
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"I could do with Denise Lewis to pop round and cheer me up 
You are bucking the trend by only requesting one woman. Can I tag along too to make up the numbers ?"
Fight you for the oppening or am i too late again !! X |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Wanting 2 kinky woman to use me for fun xx "
OP, with the oversupply of women pounding on your door (I said your door), could you send a few my way - quite a lot of chores to do whilst I am out of the house. |
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By *ee04Man 46 weeks ago
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I had two woman this morning it was great. They popped round and seduced me. One looked very much like Jenifer Lopez, the other Jenifer Aniston.
It was great Lopez was on top of me liking my face, it was then that I woke up the dog licking my face as she wanted feeding.
Funnily enough both the Jenifers had gone and I was alone. I fed the dog made a coffee and went back to my warm bed, war and peace is a very boring book, I’ll keep going as only two chapters in. |
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