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By *aitonel OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Liverpool

Well, why!?

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By *affron40Woman 46 weeks ago

manchester

Don’t. I won’t show up

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 46 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Because you want to.

Any other reason wouldn't do

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 46 weeks ago

Leeds

Because you like being disappointed ?

The mr

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 46 weeks ago

Southampton


"Well, why!? "

Pick me for what ??

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By *hunky GentMan 46 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Because I'm the best.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 46 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Because I have no friends and want to feel popular

#SympathyVote

#Becauseit'sChristmasandIt'snicetobenicetothoselessfortunate

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Because its me.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 46 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

If this is like PE teams then don't. I'm shit.

J

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By *aitonel OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Liverpool

All very valid and reasonable answers so far

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By *iz78Woman 46 weeks ago

wirral

I can bring doughnuts

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By *addad99Man 46 weeks ago

Rotherham /newquay

Because I'm the best crosser of the ball on the right and I have a jumper for a goal post.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 46 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Because I can get us through airport security no questions asked no matter what we are holding… maybe

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman 46 weeks ago

In the clouds

Only if you're a glutton for punishment

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 46 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Because you are looking for a highly affluent older woman to cook nourishing food , turn the telly over when asked and tell your ex you've moved overseas.

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By *asty tatsyMan 46 weeks ago

london

Because I won’t let you down coach

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By *olden RatioWoman 46 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

It's more socially acceptable than picking your nose.

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By *ad NannaWoman 46 weeks ago

East London

No one else wants you and I'm easy.

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Because someone else told you to

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Because I'm the BEST wingman and will always say yes to a pint!

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By *eordieJeansCouple 46 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Because Geordies are the best.

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By *ddie1966Man 46 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

You shouldn't..

We'd cause far too much trouble on here.

We'd be banned left right and centre.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 46 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Because I'm Tina Titz and come with jelly babies

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By *educing_EmCouple 46 weeks ago

Tipperary

Because I'm a star obvs

Em x

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By *ddie1966Man 46 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Because I'm Tina Titz and come with jelly babies "

Damn....

How can anyone beat that !

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

you shouldn't.. i'll ruin your life. Px

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By *ora the explorerWoman 46 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

If it involves effort don’t pick me

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Is this a trick question it's obvsss innit

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

If there's mushrooms involved I'm out.

Just saying.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 46 weeks ago

Southampton


"If there's mushrooms involved I'm out.

Just saying."

I thought you were a fungi.....

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago


"If there's mushrooms involved I'm out.

Just saying.

I thought you were a fungi..... "

How dare you

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple 46 weeks ago

Lincoln

Because I have a pretty penis.

LvM

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 46 weeks ago

Southampton


"If there's mushrooms involved I'm out.

Just saying.

I thought you were a fungi.....

How dare you "

Oh I dare alright

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By *imi_RougeWoman 46 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Because I'll feed you cake

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By *eliWoman 46 weeks ago

.

You shouldn't. I wouldn't pick you - neither of us deserve that level of awkwardness from non-reciprocated picking.

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By *illy IdolMan 46 weeks ago

Midlands


"Well, why!? "

What are you picking me for?

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By *mber81Woman 46 weeks ago

Lives in Preston, Eng. Visits Paisley, Scot


"Well, why!? "

Because if you double tap I will let you breathe.

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By *aitonel OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Liverpool


"You shouldn't. I wouldn't pick you - neither of us deserve that level of awkwardness from non-reciprocated picking."

I'm picking your just for that answer

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By *aitonel OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Liverpool

So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman 46 weeks ago

Wales

Depends on the purpose of the picking...

I may or may not have the skills or experience required.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 46 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Well, why!?

What are you picking me for?"

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 46 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do... "

It doesn’t matter!

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By *aitonel OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Liverpool


"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

It doesn’t matter! "

To go on Brucey's list.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 46 weeks ago

Southampton


"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do... "

Excuse me?! I did ask !!!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 46 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

It doesn’t matter!

To go on Brucey's list."

Are you his handler?

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By *aitonel OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Liverpool


"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

It doesn’t matter!

To go on Brucey's list.

Are you his handler? "

Only when he is on day release. Or when he escapes the ward.

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By *aitonel OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Liverpool


"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

Excuse me?! I did ask !!! "

Hence the so few

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 46 weeks ago

Southampton


"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

Excuse me?! I did ask !!!

Hence the so few"

But you still didn't tell me what you are picking people for?? Are you Prot ( rhymes with Goat )

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By *untime man100Man 46 weeks ago

darlington

Why wouldn’t you??

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 46 weeks ago

London

Because we haven't chatted yet and I'm curious about what are you planning to do. Because I took the bait.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 46 weeks ago

Reading

You shouldnt. I'm way too much to handle.

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS 46 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Well, why!? "

Because I scare you!

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By *midnight-Woman 46 weeks ago

...

I think you know why

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 46 weeks ago

Essex

You don’t pick me.

I pick you. If you’re not amenable to my choice then I simply skip on by.

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Out of pure, unadulterated pity lol

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By *cflirtyMan 46 weeks ago

closer than you might think


"You don’t pick me.

I pick you. If you’re not amenable to my choice then I simply skip on by. "

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By *oo..Woman 46 weeks ago

Boo's World

I'll help you pull your pants back up so you don't catch a chill.

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Buy can you? How much you can lift?

T

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

You shouldn't

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 46 weeks ago

London

I changed my mind. Pretty sure I don't meet the requirements.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 46 weeks ago

Essex


"I changed my mind. Pretty sure I don't meet the requirements. "

You meet your own requirements sweetie xxx always x

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By *phroditeWoman 46 weeks ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

You would not...

I pick!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 46 weeks ago

London


"I changed my mind. Pretty sure I don't meet the requirements.

You meet your own requirements sweetie xxx always x"

Pick me, please

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 46 weeks ago

Essex


"I changed my mind. Pretty sure I don't meet the requirements.

You meet your own requirements sweetie xxx always x

Pick me, please "

On the list x

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By *cflirtyMan 46 weeks ago

closer than you might think


"I changed my mind. Pretty sure I don't meet the requirements.

You meet your own requirements sweetie xxx always x

Pick me, please

On the list x"

Nice to see you Misty xx new profile for me

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 46 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 46 weeks ago

North West


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please "

Tell me about the cake first please.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 46 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please. "

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 46 weeks ago

North West


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake "

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 46 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

"

Damn, that was 2nd on my list!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 46 weeks ago

North West


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

Damn, that was 2nd on my list! "

Should we share a slice or two ?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 46 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

Damn, that was 2nd on my list!

Should we share a slice or two ? "

Sharing is most definitely caring.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 46 weeks ago

North West


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

Damn, that was 2nd on my list!

Should we share a slice or two ?

Sharing is most definitely caring. "

I'll eat, you watch. That's sharing, yes?

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago


"You would not...

I pick! "

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 46 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

Damn, that was 2nd on my list!

Should we share a slice or two ?

Sharing is most definitely caring.

I'll eat, you watch. That's sharing, yes? "

*Spreads lemon meringue over his body*

Yep, that’s sharing

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 46 weeks ago

North West


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

Damn, that was 2nd on my list!

Should we share a slice or two ?

Sharing is most definitely caring.

I'll eat, you watch. That's sharing, yes?

*Spreads lemon meringue over his body*

Yep, that’s sharing "

Creative, I like your thinking.

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By *oofer1Man 46 weeks ago

consett

U want to and tell me something

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By *hristov9999Man 46 weeks ago

liverpool south

Kate. You have persuaded me i shall have to pick you for all the 'unfab' things mentioned. You had me at cake tbh.

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