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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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Don't pluck them, they're obviously sensitive tactile hairs that aid navigation, locomotion, exploration, hunting, social touch and perform other functions.
We do need to see more deformed genitalia though. |
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By *eliWoman 47 weeks ago
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Honestly you'll be fine. You've got that whole grumpy shtick going for you, you clearly like penis at least 25% of the time.
I've even see you flirt with men.
If they don't like you? Their loss.
(Got to include at least one clichéd thing) |
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"Honestly you'll be fine. You've got that whole grumpy shtick going for you, you clearly like penis at least 25% of the time.
I've even see you flirt with men.
If they don't like you? Their loss.
(Got to include at least one clichéd thing)"
Their loss of they do like her too. I should know! |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"I'd have more luck on here if I did the  more and got my boobs out.
Would I need to pluck the nipple hair first though?
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You have your minge out. Open your filters.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
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"Honestly you'll be fine. You've got that whole grumpy shtick going for you, you clearly like penis at least 25% of the time.
I've even see you flirt with men.
If they don't like you? Their loss.
(Got to include at least one clichéd thing)"
The flirting is me taking the piss. This could be where I'm going wrong.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
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"Don't pluck them, they're obviously sensitive tactile hairs that aid navigation, locomotion, exploration, hunting, social touch and perform other functions.
We do need to see more deformed genitalia though."
That's a lot of jobs for 3 hairs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
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"Honestly you'll be fine. You've got that whole grumpy shtick going for you, you clearly like penis at least 25% of the time.
I've even see you flirt with men.
If they don't like you? Their loss.
(Got to include at least one clichéd thing)
Their loss of they do like her too. I should know! "
Awww Kai, does this mean you like me!?! |
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"Honestly you'll be fine. You've got that whole grumpy shtick going for you, you clearly like penis at least 25% of the time.
I've even see you flirt with men.
If they don't like you? Their loss.
(Got to include at least one clichéd thing)
Their loss of they do like her too. I should know!
Awww Kai, does this mean you like me!?!"
Jury is still out on that one. |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Don't pluck them, they're obviously sensitive tactile hairs that aid navigation, locomotion, exploration, hunting, social touch and perform other functions.
We do need to see more deformed genitalia though.
That's a lot of jobs for 3 hairs. "
3 boobs takes a lot of looking after  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
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"OP
If you offered tea and cake, I’d gladly pluck your nipple hair for you "
I don't drink/make tea.
And the only cake I can offer is tiramisu. But I don't share food.
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"I'd have more luck on here if I did the more and got my boobs out.
Would I need to pluck the nipple hair first though?
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Do you really want to meet someone off here though? I mean you don't know where they've been.
Stay mean. Stay clean.
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Seriously, I quite like some pictures of my boobs and it turns out I like putting them on here. If that's not your thing then do it.
I have no flirting advice as I am terrible at it and can only use the eyelash emoji genuinely or ironically and on the whole it's too obvious which. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
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"As you have curly hair on top, are the nipple hairs straight??? Or do they also carry a slight kink?????
Jx"
Huh, they aren't poker straight. Does this make a difference? |
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"As you have curly hair on top, are the nipple hairs straight??? Or do they also carry a slight kink?????
Jx
Huh, they aren't poker straight. Does this make a difference?"
Well yes, could braid them up a little? |
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"As you have curly hair on top, are the nipple hairs straight??? Or do they also carry a slight kink?????
Jx
Huh, they aren't poker straight. Does this make a difference?
Well yes, could braid them up a little?"
Or grow them so they reach your bum hairs and fashion some kind of harness. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
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"As you have curly hair on top, are the nipple hairs straight??? Or do they also carry a slight kink?????
Jx
Huh, they aren't poker straight. Does this make a difference?
Well yes, could braid them up a little?
Or grow them so they reach your bum hairs and fashion some kind of harness. "
This is gonna cost me in extra shampoo and conditioner.
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"I'd have more luck on here if I did the more and got my boobs out.
Would I need to pluck the nipple hair first though?
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Loving the new boob pics OP! And wow that cucumber!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
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"I leave the hair, it's like a little game see who can count them all.
I mean removing it is effort and I've no time for that.
Mrs "
Can men count that high? |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 47 weeks ago
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"I leave the hair, it's like a little game see who can count them all.
I mean removing it is effort and I've no time for that.
Mrs
Can men count that high?"
With Ebay, nipple hair is an optional extra  |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"I'd have more luck on here if I did the more and got my boobs out.
Would I need to pluck the nipple hair first though?
Loving the new boob pics OP! And wow that cucumber!!! "
Ditto  they're awesome... |
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"I'd have more luck on here if I did the more and got my boobs out.
Would I need to pluck the nipple hair first though?
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Why would you want to apeal to people don't like you like this?
Fuck them!
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Christ on a bike. It’s like I’ve taught you nothing.
Tie the hair around your nipple in a simple slip knot. When the menfolk (invariably) fail to hit the mark.. pull sharply for some stimulation.
As for using it as an attraction…..??? Huh. NIPPLE. Boob. Game over.
I’ll see you at next week’s session xx |
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By *ddie1966Man 47 weeks ago
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"Christ on a bike. It’s like I’ve taught you nothing.
Tie the hair around your nipple in a simple slip knot. When the menfolk (invariably) fail to hit the mark.. pull sharply for some stimulation.
As for using it as an attraction…..??? Huh. NIPPLE. Boob. Game over.
I’ll see you at next week’s session xx"
LMAO 
All the moves and then some... |
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