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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Mine was to run out of petrol. I completely forgot I needed it. Ran out after my last lesson, luckily my very good friend lives 5 doors up and her husband and 3 sons all took the piss!

Note to self: cars need petrol and have done in the 8 years since I passed my driving test!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cars have needed petrol for longer than that.

Sounds like football not existing before sky came along

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The sky was definitely around before football!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I received an unexpected Cheque today!!

A very nice bonus! Need to decide what I would like to spend it on

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I received an unexpected Cheque today!!

A very nice bonus! Need to decide what I would like to spend it on "

hello my good friend lucy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

to be playing pool with a 54yr old man haha.. he was friendly though.

i talk to anyone me haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I received an unexpected Cheque today!!

A very nice bonus! Need to decide what I would like to spend it on

hello my good friend lucy "

Hello my dear friend Karen..... Fancy a shopping trip?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I received a shock...thats last time i will put fingers in electric socket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The kids to forget a sentence begins with a capital letter and ends with a full stop! Assessment week, I hate it, all learning goes out of the window!

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay

Had an unexpected letter today from a well known London store to ask us to fill an order for our new range of marzipan cartoon animals, it is months since I supplied them with samples and they have asked for exclusivity on the product.....had all but forgotten about it and had put it down as a non starter.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I received an unexpected Cheque today!!

A very nice bonus! Need to decide what I would like to spend it on

hello my good friend lucy

Hello my dear friend Karen..... Fancy a shopping trip? "

lol, blondecaz has already got me to part with £125 lol, i dont trust anyone lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I received an unexpected Cheque today!!

A very nice bonus! Need to decide what I would like to spend it on

hello my good friend lucy

Hello my dear friend Karen..... Fancy a shopping trip?

lol, blondecaz has already got me to part with £125 lol, i dont trust anyone lol"

I have a bit more than that to spend....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I received an unexpected Cheque today!!

A very nice bonus! Need to decide what I would like to spend it on

hello my good friend lucy

Hello my dear friend Karen..... Fancy a shopping trip?

lol, blondecaz has already got me to part with £125 lol, i dont trust anyone lol

I have a bit more than that to spend.... "

woo woo you go and enjoy it, i have a nice one coming in may

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The kids to forget a sentence begins with a capital letter and ends with a full stop! Assessment week, I hate it, all learning goes out of the window! "

I feel your pain. Last week's pearl was "is a noun a describing word?" From a year 10 urgh.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"The kids to forget a sentence begins with a capital letter and ends with a full stop! Assessment week, I hate it, all learning goes out of the window!

I feel your pain. Last week's pearl was "is a noun a describing word?" From a year 10 urgh. "

i dont know what nouns and verbs are and i'm 33

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

shit.....no i'm not, i'm 32!!!!

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By *exki11enWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

My boss to give me a temporary payrise on top of the payrise I've already got coming in April.

Happy days!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"shit.....no i'm not, i'm 32!!!! "

Oh evie!!!

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"The kids to forget a sentence begins with a capital letter and ends with a full stop! Assessment week, I hate it, all learning goes out of the window!

I feel your pain. Last week's pearl was "is a noun a describing word?" From a year 10 urgh. "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I didn't expect to be so stupid.. Gave someone my number but actually gave my friends number instead! Freaked my friend out when she got the call

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

got called to a meeting with the manager then was given a promotion!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had an unexpected letter today from a well known London store to ask us to fill an order for our new range of marzipan cartoon animals, it is months since I supplied them with samples and they have asked for exclusivity on the product.....had all but forgotten about it and had put it down as a non starter.

"

MMMMM marzipan

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I found out today just how much trouble I can cause in work by a few typed words.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When the low petrol warning light comes on, which is a bright red light and very difficult to miss, I know I still have another 13L in the tank, allowing me to do at least another 90 miles, with plenty of time and opportunity to fill up.

I also know the petrol tank is at least 2L larger than the stated 50L in the user's handbook, as I filled her up with 52L+ before. That was a very close shave indeed!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I found out that I shouldn't have had so much JD on my birthday

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I found out that I shouldn't have had so much JD on my birthday "
Jack will get ya when you least expect it.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I found out that I shouldn't have had so much JD on my birthday Jack will get ya when you least expect it. "

It's not what you think, it just means I didn't have much left for tonight

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I found out that I shouldn't have had so much JD on my birthday Jack will get ya when you least expect it.

It's not what you think, it just means I didn't have much left for tonight "

I only have Patron and i would offer you some but i think that might be a bad combo cowboy.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Oh no Tequila, it makes me happy

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh no Tequila, it makes me happy "
How happy?

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By *ittlebitWoman  over a year ago

Plymouth

Had a random cat come thru my cat flap then couldn't get out as it was set to incomming only. He span out and ended up climbing my front room curtains with my cat going nuts. Great fun at half eleven at night!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd be happy if you could swallow my worm

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'd be happy if you could swallow my worm "
would make me hallucinate ?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'd be happy if you could swallow my worm would make me hallucinate ? "

Then I could be the man of your dreams

*courtesy of the cheesy chatup lines department*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I never expected the Spanish inquisition!

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By *rchard thiefMan  over a year ago

accrington-ish

I never expected to still be awake at this bloody time

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By *harliesteveCouple  over a year ago

selly oak

I didn't expect to be up at this time

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

Or me.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Or me. "

At least you will have plenty of books to read

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Or me.

At least you will have plenty of books to read "

Tis true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I also didn't expect bt to turn up half an hour ago to put the phone line in. I has been told it was all being done at the exchange.

I now have two lovely bt engineers up a ladder and in my house who have seen me in my dressing gown!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I now have two lovely bt engineers up a ladder and in my house who have seen me in my dressing gown! "

*applies to become a bt engineer*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I now have two lovely bt engineers up a ladder and in my house who have seen me in my dressing gown!

*applies to become a bt engineer* "

They're alright as well, I think I'd scare the shit out of then if I came on to them!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Give it a try

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