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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

As it seems so popular!

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Just to be pedantic and piss people off with MY petty thing:-

People who use the word 'less' when they should use 'fewer'!

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

It does not piss me off as much but makes me question humanity sometimes when people (I am not talking about forums speicifcally but generally in life) are so very black and white in their thinking and worse still, in their judgment of others.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Endless lists

(Or is that end fewer?)

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By *arambarMan  over a year ago

swindon


"Just to be pedantic and piss people off with MY petty thing:-

People who use the word 'less' when they should use 'fewer'! "

Oh I'm with you on this one.

Also people who say pacificly instead of specifically

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Wobbly wheels on supermarket trolleys. Puts my back out.

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By *arambarMan  over a year ago

swindon

...people who are oblivious to the fact I've just held the door open for them to walk through and don't even acknowledge it

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"...people who are oblivious to the fact I've just held the door open for them to walk through and don't even acknowledge it "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ppl who stop dead in front of you so you end up walking into them and then they give you a load of abuse!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the perforations on toilet paper when they're mis aligned

Lollypops that aren't symmetrical on the stick ie are lob sided

umbrella etiquette - or lack of when walking down the street lanced by the spikes of someone's umbrella becaus they don't look where they're going

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would of

Could of

Should of

Damn, sounds like a Beverley knight song

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By *igSuki81Man  over a year ago

Retirement Village


"It does not piss me off as much but makes me question humanity sometimes when people (I am not talking about forums speicifcally but generally in life) are so very black and white in their thinking and worse still, in their judgment of others."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bus drivers who accelerate when your two feet away from the fecking bus stop!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

toilet seat left up....its my bathroom and my apartment so fuck off home

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By *eryBigGirlWoman  over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Nissan micra drivers!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People walking with their heads down whilst tapping away on their mobiles, grr..

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By *arambarMan  over a year ago

swindon


"Nissan micra drivers!!!!"

Oof!

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"People walking with their heads down whilst tapping away on their mobiles, grr.."
I find it so hard to text and walk with my nose up at the same time...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nissan micra drivers!!!!"

Don't forget prius drivers too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People walking with their heads down whilst tapping away on their mobiles, grr..I find it so hard to text and walk with my nose up at the same time..."

Hold your mobile up then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mind games and people not saying what they mean

that what pisses me off

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"People walking with their heads down whilst tapping away on their mobiles, grr..I find it so hard to text and walk with my nose up at the same time...

Hold your mobile up then "

ok I will try that in future

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"mind games and people not saying what they mean

that what pisses me off"

you mean people being a bit manipulative? I dislike that also because you have to think what they might mean and what underlying intentions and goals they might have - I prefer clear and concise communication.

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By *nnyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

People (like J Clarkson) who insist on comparing two things so we can discover which is 'best'.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Those feckers who sit in the middle lane on the motorway !!!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

People who squeeze toothpaste from the middle

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"People (like J Clarkson) who insist on comparing two things so we can discover which is 'best'."
Dont get me on this jerk.... I have to ban myself right now before I even consider speaking

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By *ime to exploreMan  over a year ago

Bideford

Yeah, I'm all over hating on people who write "of" when they mean "have". Petty but always gets at me, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the perforations on toilet paper when they're mis aligned"

You can usually fix that by undoing just one layer instead of the two so hopefully that's one peeve resolved!

Hate people who can't hold their hands up when they've made a mistake and blame everyone and everything else. Just admit the error so it can be fixed instead of dragging it out or sweeping it under the carpet for someone to have to do double the work on later when the error is picked up....grr!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who don't read what I have said and write what I have

Makes me feel insignificant and unloved

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

People who dont answer a question but talk a load of bollocks instead of answering it

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By *ime to exploreMan  over a year ago

Bideford


"People who don't read what I have said and write what I have

Makes me feel insignificant and unloved "

I apologise for not quoting you (if you meant mine) but mine was an agreement rather than my own suggestion. Hence the "yeah", lol.

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

People who monopolise a conversation. It's a CONVERSATION, moron, not a bloody monologue!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

50 tonne tipper lorrys that seem to be driven by that nutter out the Hitcher film, do hope the brakes work !!

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

When you buy an nice new pair of expensive stockings and put your thumb through them the first time you put them on!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blokes that say "I hope you're naughty" or "bet you're filthy"

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

Only getting half a story

Condom that dont go on in one easy glind

Going to bed and not dropping straight off

Wanking for an hour to be interupted by a text message

Stubbing your toe

Losing your sock in the washer!!

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By *arambarMan  over a year ago

swindon


"the perforations on toilet paper when they're mis aligned

You can usually fix that by undoing just one layer instead of the two so hopefully that's one peeve resolved!"

Whilst we're on the subject of toilet paper, something that pisses me off is when I go to someone's house and they've put the toilet roll on backwards!

Surely everyone knows it has to be front-rolling and not back-rolling..?!?

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Only getting half a story

Condom that dont go on in one easy glind

Going to bed and not dropping straight off

Wanking for an hour to be interupted by a text message

Stubbing your toe

Losing your sock in the washer!!

"

Or leaving a white sock in the washer and putting a dark load in so that your nice white socks don't match any more.

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"the perforations on toilet paper when they're mis aligned

You can usually fix that by undoing just one layer instead of the two so hopefully that's one peeve resolved!

Whilst we're on the subject of toilet paper, something that pisses me off is when I go to someone's house and they've put the toilet roll on backwards!

Surely everyone knows it has to be front-rolling and not back-rolling..?!? "

Mine's sideways rolling!

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

A crowd of people that laugh in the cinema, making you wonder if you dont have a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the perforations on toilet paper when they're mis aligned

You can usually fix that by undoing just one layer instead of the two so hopefully that's one peeve resolved!

Whilst we're on the subject of toilet paper, something that pisses me off is when I go to someone's house and they've put the toilet roll on backwards!

Surely everyone knows it has to be front-rolling and not back-rolling..?!? "

I will actually change them round when they're like that...wonder if that annoys them just as much?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A crowd of people that laugh in the cinema, making you wonder if you dont have a sense of humour

"

If it's after the Orange advert then trust me it's them with the problem!

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By *arambarMan  over a year ago

swindon


"A crowd of people that laugh in the cinema, making you wonder if you dont have a sense of humour

If it's after the Orange advert then trust me it's them with the problem!"

I went to the cinema with Carambar Jr the other week and some people actually stood up and applauded at the end!

I was like WTF???

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

People who stand too close to you when you are typing in your PIN.

Would you like to write it down for you?

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By *arambarMan  over a year ago

swindon


"Whilst we're on the subject of toilet paper, something that pisses me off is when I go to someone's house and they've put the toilet roll on backwards!

Surely everyone knows it has to be front-rolling and not back-rolling..?!?

I will actually change them round when they're like that...wonder if that annoys them just as much?!"

I like your style

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By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

People who don't know when to use LEND and BORROW in the right context

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

When people write 'women' when they mean 'woman'.

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By *lackboaWoman  over a year ago

greenock

people that applaud when the plane lands

at the end of group meetings at work when we're all told to 'give yourselves a round of applause'.....FFS...i'm not 6 !!!!

when my electric toothbrush runs out of charge halfway through cleaning my teeth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the perforations on toilet paper when they're mis aligned

You can usually fix that by undoing just one layer instead of the two so hopefully that's one peeve resolved!

Whilst we're on the subject of toilet paper, something that pisses me off is when I go to someone's house and they've put the toilet roll on backwards!

Surely everyone knows it has to be front-rolling and not back-rolling..?!?

I will actually change them round when they're like that...wonder if that annoys them just as much?!"

I do that too!!!

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"People who stand too close to you when you are typing in your PIN.

Would you like to write it down for you?"

Actually for me it is people standing too close!

I like my personal space and I do not like that being invaded.

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

People with pounding bass blaring from their cars at the lights so I can't hear my own music in my own car even with the windows up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who stand too close to you when you are typing in your PIN.

Would you like to write it down for you?"

Have once pushed the machine over towards someone in the supermarket and asked if they wanted to do it for me...really think I should shop online for everything!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

drivers that dont turn off high beam for on coming traffic!!! that really grips my shit !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who don't know when to use LEND and BORROW in the right context"

Or who ask if they can borrow instead of have...like when they ask if they can borrow some butter - I'd really rather not have it back thanks all the same!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

pisses me off when people are cryptic!!! just say what you fookin mean!!! if i want cryptic i'll do the crosswords thanx!!!

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By *amste13Couple  over a year ago

manchester

Random people who think its ok to stick there grubby fingers in to my baby's pram and rub there germ ridden hand on his face

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

People who think it is ok to text you at 6am or late at night because they forgot to tell you something.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men who say they can accom on their profile so you get chatting and actually they can once a month when the flatmate/parents/sibling (aka GF methinks!) is out...might put on mine that I can't for a bit cos the neighbours must be thinking I'm either charging for it or dealing!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who dont walk straight..especially when your trying to 'overtake' them!!

J-Walkers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When a utility company phones ME and then say they can't speak to me until THEY ask ME some security questions!

The last time it happened I insisted they, had to prove to me, who they were first. They hung up

I can understand with a bank, but for the water bill? What just in case somebody burgled our house, answered the phone and then agreed to pay our bill?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"People who squeeze toothpaste from the middle "

You've got a new hat! I don't really get annoyed at this but I do get confused when people change their avatars (I can't even recognise my own when I change it).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who think that kindness is a weakness and try to use you.

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Takeaway companies and taxi firms who post crap through my door on a daily basis.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...people who are oblivious to the fact I've just held the door open for them to walk through and don't even acknowledge it "

I find it annoying and funny when the parents don't say thank you to for doing this but the kids do say thank you.

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By *arambarMan  over a year ago

swindon

Hearing "You're like a brother to me" for the umpteenth time.

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By *arambarMan  over a year ago

swindon


"...people who are oblivious to the fact I've just held the door open for them to walk through and don't even acknowledge it

I find it annoying and funny when the parents don't say thank you to for doing this but the kids do say thank you."

Heh, yeah me too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...people who are oblivious to the fact I've just held the door open for them to walk through and don't even acknowledge it

I find it annoying and funny when the parents don't say thank you to for doing this but the kids do say thank you."

"Excuse me, I think you've left something behind... Your manners." Polite smile, and walk away (with big smile)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Queue jumpers and people who dont indicate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...people who are oblivious to the fact I've just held the door open for them to walk through and don't even acknowledge it

I find it annoying and funny when the parents don't say thank you to for doing this but the kids do say thank you.

"Excuse me, I think you've left something behind... Your manners." Polite smile, and walk away (with big smile)"

Yay I'm not the only one who does stuff like this!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Self woe, desperate people, laziness all don't float my boat but jealousy is a real pain in people and I really don't like to see it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Customers who seem to think that I should worship the ground they walk on because they spending their money etc.

Customers who think it's alright to treat me with disrespect because I work in retail and don't like it when I'm a sarcastic bitch back.

Customers who forget their manners.

Customers who say "I'm in a rush" Why fucking go shopping if you're in a rush ffs?!

Customers who say "let me know when it comes to £50 because it's all I got" Ever used your fucking brain or a calculator?!

Ignorance

Liars

Racism

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Customers who seem to think that I should worship the ground they walk on because they spending their money etc.

Customers who think it's alright to treat me with disrespect because I work in retail and don't like it when I'm a sarcastic bitch back.

Customers who forget their manners.

Customers who say "I'm in a rush" Why fucking go shopping if you're in a rush ffs?!

Customers who say "let me know when it comes to £50 because it's all I got" Ever used your fucking brain or a calculator?!

Ignorance

Liars

Racism

"

ever think you are in the wrong job

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By *udereMan  over a year ago

haringey


"Queue jumpers and people who dont indicate"

Oh god yes to both of these!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am in the wrong job but hey ho, Not a lot about at the moment, yeah I know it's a "job at the end of the day" but customers don't make it any easier, nor the staff for that matter, thank fuck I'm good with Photography as I'm slowly starting up my business.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Parents who allow their child to bring their toy pram to the supermarket on busy days, also parents with young kids in a restaurant who annoy you by looking over your shoulder whilst your eating, when you turn around the parents think the kid is being cute and don't stop the child.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"When people write 'women' when they mean 'woman'."

Maybe they have double vision

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By *quirrelMan  over a year ago

East Manchester

Ignorant pillocks who are so focused on texting mates on their mobile phone they don't look where they are going and everyone else has to jump out of their way to avoid being knocked down.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Message 2 of 2 being, "so what you into?",,,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...people who are oblivious to the fact I've just held the door open for them to walk through and don't even acknowledge it "

Same here along with not bothering to thank me when I stop to let them pass in my car, hence they get a finger stuck up at them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message 2 of 2 being, "so what you into?",,, "

Oh yea, especially when it says on ones profile what was is into

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A crowd of people that laugh in the cinema, making you wonder if you dont have a sense of humour

"

Or they are trying to make out its funny to their mates, when it really isn't but need to pretend that they are enjoying their mates favourite film out at the moment, when really they hate it. Been there done that, never EVER going to the cinema with my work colleagues again as chick flicks are soooo not my thing

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By *untimes_2009Couple  over a year ago

Wallasey


"Just to be pedantic and piss people off with MY petty thing:-

People who use the word 'less' when they should use 'fewer'! "

That'll be lots of supermarkets then. "10 items or less". grrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Home owner's that think that because they are a home owner that makes them above everyone so good manners are nothing to do with them so 'please, thank you and excuse me please' don't exist in their vocabulary

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By *untimes_2009Couple  over a year ago

Wallasey


"People who dont answer a question but talk a load of bollocks instead of answering it"

Step forward all politicians.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Or famine when they mean feminine

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When my missus uses every pot, pan & cooking implement known to man and I have to wash them all

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By *heekychezzaWoman  over a year ago

warrington

People who criticise/ make fun of others physical appearance - big ears/nose/feet/height, hair/skin colour, etc. or because they are deemed to be ugly - any thing that the abused individual has no control over.

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By *om.lionheartMan  over a year ago

Kirkby-in-Ashfield


"...people who are oblivious to the fact I've just held the door open for them to walk through and don't even acknowledge it "

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

People who message me when I've suggested it's not the best timing then get snotty when i get sarcastic - you weren't just messaging to say hello, you were angling for a meet and you can't cope with being called out on it!

And let's not forget the ones who then tell me it's my time of the month and i shouldn't be so bitchy about it - after all, there's always anal.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Timewasters...

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

When you catch a nice white blouse as you take it off/put it on and smear lippy all over it!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People eating with their mouths open

People who talk on the phone whilst getting served

kids who just randomly stare at you for no reason

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When my missus uses every pot, pan & cooking implement known to man and I have to wash them all "

I like her style

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By *rtemisiaWoman  over a year ago

Norwich

I hate it when strangers stand too close to me. Really bugs me. Apparently Northern Europeans have the biggest exclusion zone around them in personal space terms. Guess that makes me typical.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My pet peeve is when people say axe instead of ask, or 'littler' instead of smaller... It's not even a word Aaargh!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who message me when I've suggested it's not the best timing then get snotty when i get sarcastic - you weren't just messaging to say hello, you were angling for a meet and you can't cope with being called out on it!

And let's not forget the ones who then tell me it's my time of the month and i shouldn't be so bitchy about it - after all, there's always anal. "

Or a BJ...then call me selfish when I say no. Always said in a jokey way but you know they expect me to change my mind. It's fun to see them try to backtrack when I tell them I'm on here for my fun and not to provide a service...till I get bored and block em

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"People who message me when I've suggested it's not the best timing then get snotty when i get sarcastic - you weren't just messaging to say hello, you were angling for a meet and you can't cope with being called out on it!

And let's not forget the ones who then tell me it's my time of the month and i shouldn't be so bitchy about it - after all, there's always anal.

Or a BJ...then call me selfish when I say no. Always said in a jokey way but you know they expect me to change my mind. It's fun to see them try to backtrack when I tell them I'm on here for my fun and not to provide a service...till I get bored and block em "

Or that you should meet right now as THEY are really horny. Pay for it then!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who message me when I've suggested it's not the best timing then get snotty when i get sarcastic - you weren't just messaging to say hello, you were angling for a meet and you can't cope with being called out on it!

And let's not forget the ones who then tell me it's my time of the month and i shouldn't be so bitchy about it - after all, there's always anal.

Or a BJ...then call me selfish when I say no. Always said in a jokey way but you know they expect me to change my mind. It's fun to see them try to backtrack when I tell them I'm on here for my fun and not to provide a service...till I get bored and block em

Or that you should meet right now as THEY are really horny. Pay for it then!"

Told 4 different guys it'll be next week before I can fit a meet in...all 4 have texted to ask if I can do the weekend. Then they ask what you have planned...not sure they'd be overly happy if I told them all my plans! Have told them all though that I'm doing stuff with my Mum (which is true too) but they seem to think they should come first...yeah right

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By *azzaahhWoman  over a year ago

north wales / chester


"People who don't know when to use LEND and BORROW in the right context"

oops

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When you do two fried eggs and one of the yolks break

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By *eryBigGirlWoman  over a year ago

East Yorkshire

People who say words like hospital or bottle like they have a k instead of the t - petty but drives me insane.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Football fans bitching and moaning when their team loses. It's a game, so what if you lost.

And then there's the ones that cry. Oh dear.

People who believe everything they read.

Alex Jones.

PC gamers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On here, people who post threads about every aspect of their lives, then moan about their privacy

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By *-BelleWoman  over a year ago

Brighton


"Would of

Could of

Should of

Damn, sounds like a Beverley knight song"

This one drives me mad. Especially when the other day, I wrote 'should have' and had to look at it twice because I've got so used to seeing it written wrongly that the correct word looked wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People that are standing talking in there own language right next to you then tell you what the convo was about . Speak bloody English you won't have to explain it dip shit

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"People that are standing talking in there own language right next to you then tell you what the convo was about . Speak bloody English you won't have to explain it dip shit "

You mean like foreigners?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People that are standing talking in there own language right next to you then tell you what the convo was about . Speak bloody English you won't have to explain it dip shit

You mean like foreigners?"

Yes they do it at work all the time

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"People that are standing talking in there own language right next to you then tell you what the convo was about . Speak bloody English you won't have to explain it dip shit

You mean like foreigners?

Yes they do it at work all the time "

Maybe they feel more comfortable speaking their own language?, if it's their native tongue then they must find it easier?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my sarnies being soggy

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"my sarnies being soggy "

Tomatoes?.....they are reknowned for ruining many a good sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People that are standing talking in there own language right next to you then tell you what the convo was about . Speak bloody English you won't have to explain it dip shit

You mean like foreigners?

Yes they do it at work all the time

Maybe they feel more comfortable speaking their own language?, if it's their native tongue then they must find it easier?"

Most can speak perfect English . Just a pet hate . And when I am the only one that's that can't speak it

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"People that are standing talking in there own language right next to you then tell you what the convo was about . Speak bloody English you won't have to explain it dip shit

You mean like foreigners?

Yes they do it at work all the time

Maybe they feel more comfortable speaking their own language?, if it's their native tongue then they must find it easier?

Most can speak perfect English . Just a pet hate . And when I am the only one that's that can't speak it "

In which case they are probably talking about you and dissing you in their language....sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People that are standing talking in there own language right next to you then tell you what the convo was about . Speak bloody English you won't have to explain it dip shit "

I've got two poles with me today. why would i expect them to speak English to each other?

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo


"

Most can speak perfect English . Just a pet hate . And when I am the only one that's that can't speak it "

As Jane said maybe they are talking about you then

I think it is rude though, apart from the reason up there I don't see why they can't include you in their conversation first off rather than translate after.

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

To the OP.

Middle lane hoggers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People that are standing talking in there own language right next to you then tell you what the convo was about . Speak bloody English you won't have to explain it dip shit

I've got two poles with me today. why would i expect them to speak English to each other?"

Maybe it's just me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Most can speak perfect English . Just a pet hate . And when I am the only one that's that can't speak it

As Jane said maybe they are talking about you then

I think it is rude though, apart from the reason up there I don't see why they can't include you in their conversation first off rather than translate after. "

Yes the prob are talking about me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who criticise/ make fun of others physical appearance - big ears/nose/feet/height, hair/skin colour, etc. or because they are deemed to be ugly - any thing that the abused individual has no control over."

This.

I get ripped because of my stupid big feet.

Also, I get people gawping at me because of how I look. Yes I have long hair, no I don't dress like you "fashionable" people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who criticise/ make fun of others physical appearance - big ears/nose/feet/height, hair/skin colour, etc. or because they are deemed to be ugly - any thing that the abused individual has no control over.

This.

I get ripped because of my stupid big feet.

Also, I get people gawping at me because of how I look. Yes I have long hair, no I don't dress like you "fashionable" people. "

Don't worrie about it dress how you want fuck what they think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

toast crumbs in the butter.

tra moving the furniture while I'm out so I have to put it all back

my cat sitting on my chest at 3 in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who criticise/ make fun of others physical appearance - big ears/nose/feet/height, hair/skin colour, etc. or because they are deemed to be ugly - any thing that the abused individual has no control over.

This.

I get ripped because of my stupid big feet.

Also, I get people gawping at me because of how I look. Yes I have long hair, no I don't dress like you "fashionable" people.

Don't worrie about it dress how you want fuck what they think "

Oh I do. I love catching someone looking and they look away. In the summer I'm walking round town in my superhero costume

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"People that are standing talking in there own language right next to you then tell you what the convo was about . Speak bloody English you won't have to explain it dip shit

I've got two poles with me today. why would i expect them to speak English to each other?

Maybe it's just me "

My ex was Kurdish. I had no problem with him speaking to friends and family in his own language unless it was a social occasion and I was left out. Then I would say something as I felt it was rude if I was excluded from conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who criticise/ make fun of others physical appearance - big ears/nose/feet/height, hair/skin colour, etc. or because they are deemed to be ugly - any thing that the abused individual has no control over.

This.

I get ripped because of my stupid big feet.

Also, I get people gawping at me because of how I look. Yes I have long hair, no I don't dress like you "fashionable" people.

Don't worrie about it dress how you want fuck what they think

Oh I do. I love catching someone looking and they look away. In the summer I'm walking round town in my superhero costume "

Lol good for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People with no manners

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By *rsIdiotWoman  over a year ago

Bedworth

My boss!

Last week I was 20 minutes late finishing work twice because I was with a patient and didnt get the time back. Today I have to pop home and change because of an unfortunate incident with my trousers and they ask me when I'm making up the time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Scatter cushions esspecially on a bed.

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By *orkieMan  over a year ago

Who knows


"It does not piss me off as much but makes me question humanity sometimes when people (I am not talking about forums speicifcally but generally in life) are so very black and white in their thinking and worse still, in their judgment of others."

But often people can be conditioned by others into black and white thinking. When in actual fact they should be able to and be allowed to think in terms of grey areas. However all to often the person doing the conditioning has a hidden agenda.

Now that is something that does piss me off

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

People with no concept of personal space and bad breath.

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By *rivingforceMan  over a year ago

yorkshire

When giving a phone number or reading a number people who say OH,!! Its not Oh its ZERO 0

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By *odelmasterMan  over a year ago

Rugby

Then the same halfwit will say is there anything else i can help you with...and the bestest of best..not a problem....


"When a utility company phones ME and then say they can't speak to me until THEY ask ME some security questions!

The last time it happened I insisted they, had to prove to me, who they were first. They hung up

I can understand with a bank, but for the water bill? What just in case somebody burgled our house, answered the phone and then agreed to pay our bill? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That when people come into the shop and drop/knock/ don't hang it back up an item of clothing on the floor and just leave it!

It takes seconds just to do this , some people are just so inconsiderate! Grrr

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

People who read over your shoulder.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who read over your shoulder."

Now thats one thing that really gets me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cyclists who use the wrong gears, you know the ones, pedalling like crazy and moving about 5mph. Also cyclists who have to ride 3 abreast on the mountain roads around my area.

Nothing against cyclists in general just the ones with them habits

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By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"People who don't know when to use LEND and BORROW in the right context

oops "

Don't worry I will lend you a dictionary

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Scatter cushions esspecially on a bed. "

One of my FBs has about 10 pillows on his bed. After the third meet when they ended up on the floor he took the hint and now takes them off before I get there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who reply " I am good " when you enquire about their health .

Arrrrrrgggghhhhhh !!!!!!!!

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By *habsMan  over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

When walking on pedestrian footpath or train platforms, people who jump ahead, find the first space they can and stop walking... such that they cause a bottle neck and the 20 or so other people approaching behind can't get through without asking the person "'Scuse me, can I get through?". They they (the person causing the bottle neck) looks at you like you've just made the most unreasonable request on the planet!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just to be pedantic and piss people off with MY petty thing:-

People who use the word 'less' when they should use 'fewer'! "

hypocrites piss me off!

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

people pressing _ruit and then putting it back

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By *rivingforceMan  over a year ago

yorkshire

People who stand in doorways at tesco and chat, and the other people who block the isle with there trolly while talking bollox to someome they dont even like very much, and people who stand right infront the shelf doing nothing when I want to get the item there infont of

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By *rivingforceMan  over a year ago

yorkshire


"Cyclists who use the wrong gears, you know the ones, pedalling like crazy and moving about 5mph. Also cyclists who have to ride 3 abreast on the mountain roads around my area.

Nothing against cyclists in general just the ones with them habits"

cyclists who at traffic lights stop infront of my car like they actually have a chance of setting of faster

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By *rivingforceMan  over a year ago

yorkshire

Cyclists !!

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By *rivingforceMan  over a year ago

yorkshire

Tv licence

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By *rivingforceMan  over a year ago

yorkshire

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By *ruitWoman  over a year ago

near kings lynn

People assuming.

People not being honest.

Old people driving.

People who ask me not to shout, so I ask them if they would like to hear me shout so they know the difference! Lol.

People not being nice and people in general lol

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By *habsMan  over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"People assuming.

People not being honest.

"

Yup!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who have no idea what they want or wherr they want to go, but they arr front of me holding me up.

Car drivers who dislike cyclists

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By *umourCouple  over a year ago

Rushden

People who use "noone" instead of "no one"!

Text speak instead of longhand in messages on here! Not the occasional lol, but the whole message.

Spit games!

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By *ruitWoman  over a year ago

near kings lynn


"people pressing _ruit and then putting it back"

...who pressed me?? X

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By *ruitWoman  over a year ago

near kings lynn

People who piss me off.

Me when I dont speak my mind and stay polite grrrr lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who don't let a motorcyclist/cyclist through at a red light, they pull over to stop them getting past.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"people pressing _ruit and then putting it back

...who pressed me?? X"

Is that a request ?

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By *UNCHBOXMan  over a year ago

folkestone

Non disabled drivers using disable parking bays because they are too lazy to walk a little bit further.

School children who take up the whole pavement waiting for their school bus, making people walk in the road to get pass them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"mind games and people not saying what they mean

that what pisses me offyou mean people being a bit manipulative? I dislike that also because you have to think what they might mean and what underlying intentions and goals they might have - I prefer clear and concise communication. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

text speak , guaranteed to wind me up especially in a email

X

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By *nkySwitchTV/TS  over a year ago

Stirling

People taking hours to text back, after they've just sent you a text!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"toilet seat left up....its my bathroom and my apartment so fuck off home "

Toilet seat left down period accessories left in bathroom just in case ?

it is my bathroom and my flat so fuck of home lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Those feckers who sit in the middle lane on the motorway !!!"

Yep with you on that one !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

..at an all men gym, where the guy brings his girlfriend for her to watch him workout (i think, why else would she be there) but he's spending most of his time, changing tracks on his ipod and shaking his head to the music...not a pearl of sweat on his body - pisses me off!!

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

My television when its very quiet during the programme, and really loud during the adverts....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My battery/lead on my laptop ............ its get to a certain low level and then goes bionic and wont charge .............. grrrrrrrrr and the new lead doesnt work either even more grrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think it has to be people who accuse others of things that they are essentially guilty of themselves. Its so crass and unimpressive.

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By *john121Man  over a year ago

staffs


"It does not piss me off as much but makes me question humanity sometimes when people (I am not talking about forums speicifcally but generally in life) are so very black and white in their thinking and worse still, in their judgment of others."

I agree and also those who have to keep using the word 'like' or 'jog on'.

I almost forgot 'their' and 'there' and 'you're' and 'your'.

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

And another one for tonight - people that say something very ordinary and then add pmsl or some such thing after it....

Went to Tesco this afternoon pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the perforations on toilet paper when they're mis aligned

You can usually fix that by undoing just one layer instead of the two so hopefully that's one peeve resolved!

Whilst we're on the subject of toilet paper, something that pisses me off is when I go to someone's house and they've put the toilet roll on backwards!

Surely everyone knows it has to be front-rolling and not back-rolling..?!?

I will actually change them round when they're like that...wonder if that annoys them just as much?!"

i turn them round too, so i can fold the end over into a triangle...yet if someone did that at my house it would probably piss me off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When people write "1000's" instead of "thousands".

And when people get confused between then and than.

And say aks instead of ask. Why is that?

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By *ruitWoman  over a year ago

near kings lynn

Taking the rap for something I didnt do

Dont mind taking the blame if I am guilty. Boo hoo .

Strange the conversations you have in the middle of the night when you cant sleep. Sorted now tho x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The pictures in hairdressing salons irritate me. Its a small backstreet hairdresser or barber and they have up pictures of fabulous hair creations which I know they haven't cut or have the slightest hope of achieving.

In barbers there's usually a picture of Brad Pitt or David Beckham, I know those two men have not been to that barbers.

Its false advertising

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guys who can't accom, but can't drive...I'm not Ring & Ride!

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By *ruitWoman  over a year ago

near kings lynn

Old dibblies in town stopping in the middle of the street and forgetting there may be people walking behind them that may walk into them lol.

Fruit x

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By *ruitWoman  over a year ago

near kings lynn

People who dont put the information on their profile and then expect you to ask them loads of questions to get the basic info that people put on their profile grrrr

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By *exysndsCouple  over a year ago

Telford


"the perforations on toilet paper when they're mis aligned

You can usually fix that by undoing just one layer instead of the two so hopefully that's one peeve resolved!

Whilst we're on the subject of toilet paper, something that pisses me off is when I go to someone's house and they've put the toilet roll on backwards!

Surely everyone knows it has to be front-rolling and not back-rolling..?!? "

Oh this really gets my back up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

this realy is petty but men who say they dont like very hairy pussys or close up pussy pics, then they keep looking at my pics and say they would like to meet me. why?

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