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Will I still be awake at midnight? Will I bollocks. (will.i.am's uncool cousin). But if you're sat with a glass of Baileys, watching TV and hiding your phone from your family because your Nanna is probably on Fab too... then this is your thread and these are your people...
I'm hosting for as long as I can be arsed 
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"My Nanna is 95  bitch best not be on here!!!!!
Evening DF, I hate to break it to you but she's a goer. Have you had a good Christmas?
J"
I knew it 
Meh, same old. Catch up with family, spend too much money. Same again next year!!
Yourselves?? |
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"My Nanna is 95 bitch best not be on here!!!!!
Evening DF, I hate to break it to you but she's a goer. Have you had a good Christmas?
J
I knew it
Meh, same old. Catch up with family, spend too much money. Same again next year!!
Yourselves??"
Beef bought a drum kit for the family. By for 'the family', I mean himself. Well played Beef.
It's actually been a lovely day considering I wasn't feeling remotely festive. 
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"My Nanna is 95 bitch best not be on here!!!!!
Evening DF, I hate to break it to you but she's a goer. Have you had a good Christmas?
J
I knew it
Meh, same old. Catch up with family, spend too much money. Same again next year!!
Yourselves??
Beef bought a drum kit for the family. By for 'the family', I mean himself. Well played Beef.
It's actually been a lovely day considering I wasn't feeling remotely festive.
J"
I applaud your tactics Beef 
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"Evening OP
I am on a night shift and feeling sorry for myself. Cheering myself up on here. Hope you have had a lovely day
Mrs "
Thank you for working Christmas Day and keeping things going. I hope it's a nice easy shift but still goes quickly!
Jx |
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"Evening all 
Good evening. How's it going Keeper of the Gates?
He is feeling very content but not a d*unk as he should. I’d like to suggest this changes  "
What are you drinking? I’m not offering to get you a drink, I’m just nosey x |
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It's been mediocre at best. My leg hurts from too much standing and cooking.
From lunchtime onwards, it's been a steady stream of Dad related messages and phone calls, culminating in his next door neighbour having to go round. Dad has lost his keys. The last time he lost his keys, he made us turn around and go back to the house. They were in his pocket. The neighbour is unwilling to do what I do, which is shove my hand in the pocket but that's where they'll be. I can't go unless I wake our daughter up and drive 40 miles, which I am unwilling to do.
My brother is d*unk. |
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"Evening all
Evening Scooby, how has your Christmas been?
Blissfully peaceful thank you! Unlike yours with the drumkit I suspect?! "
It's electronic so surprisingly quiet. I feel that if I can nail a backbeat it will pay sexual dividends. I'm not sure why, just a hunch.  |
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"It's been mediocre at best. My leg hurts from too much standing and cooking.
From lunchtime onwards, it's been a steady stream of Dad related messages and phone calls, culminating in his next door neighbour having to go round. Dad has lost his keys. The last time he lost his keys, he made us turn around and go back to the house. They were in his pocket. The neighbour is unwilling to do what I do, which is shove my hand in the pocket but that's where they'll be. I can't go unless I wake our daughter up and drive 40 miles, which I am unwilling to do.
My brother is d*unk. "
Oh Mrs KC  Merry fucking Christmas
Poor you, poor neighbour, poor Dad. |
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"Even all. Is it uncool to say merry Christmas everyone?
If it's uncool then I don't want to be cool. Merry Christmas Willy 
Have you had a good Christmas? "
I've had a lovely day thanks, Julie. How are you? |
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"Evening all
Evening Scooby, how has your Christmas been?
Blissfully peaceful thank you! Unlike yours with the drumkit I suspect?!
It's electronic so surprisingly quiet. I feel that if I can nail a backbeat it will pay sexual dividends. I'm not sure why, just a hunch. "
Get practicing  |
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"It's been mediocre at best. My leg hurts from too much standing and cooking.
From lunchtime onwards, it's been a steady stream of Dad related messages and phone calls, culminating in his next door neighbour having to go round. Dad has lost his keys. The last time he lost his keys, he made us turn around and go back to the house. They were in his pocket. The neighbour is unwilling to do what I do, which is shove my hand in the pocket but that's where they'll be. I can't go unless I wake our daughter up and drive 40 miles, which I am unwilling to do.
My brother is d*unk.
Oh Mrs KC Merry fucking Christmas
Poor you, poor neighbour, poor Dad."
And that's minus the card/ATM thing we the think we uncovered yesterday and need to report to the Police. |
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"Evening all
Good evening. How's it going Keeper of the Gates?
He is feeling very content but not a d*unk as he should. I’d like to suggest this changes
What are you drinking? I’m not offering to get you a drink, I’m just nosey x "
Definitely sounds like an offer to me |
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"It's been mediocre at best. My leg hurts from too much standing and cooking.
From lunchtime onwards, it's been a steady stream of Dad related messages and phone calls, culminating in his next door neighbour having to go round. Dad has lost his keys. The last time he lost his keys, he made us turn around and go back to the house. They were in his pocket. The neighbour is unwilling to do what I do, which is shove my hand in the pocket but that's where they'll be. I can't go unless I wake our daughter up and drive 40 miles, which I am unwilling to do.
My brother is d*unk. "
Grrrrr x |
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"It's been mediocre at best. My leg hurts from too much standing and cooking.
From lunchtime onwards, it's been a steady stream of Dad related messages and phone calls, culminating in his next door neighbour having to go round. Dad has lost his keys. The last time he lost his keys, he made us turn around and go back to the house. They were in his pocket. The neighbour is unwilling to do what I do, which is shove my hand in the pocket but that's where they'll be. I can't go unless I wake our daughter up and drive 40 miles, which I am unwilling to do.
My brother is d*unk. "
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"Evening all
Good evening. How's it going Keeper of the Gates?
He is feeling very content but not a d*unk as he should. I’d like to suggest this changes
What are you drinking? I’m not offering to get you a drink, I’m just nosey x
Definitely sounds like an offer to me "
If I ever attend a social and you’re there I’ll consider it  |
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"Evening all
Good evening. How's it going Keeper of the Gates?
He is feeling very content but not a d*unk as he should. I’d like to suggest this changes
Tequila would rectify this very quickly. "
No lube. Just straight in there. I like your style JB |
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"Evening all. I am in bed with a hot chocolate. Decadent I know but had one earlier and fancied another. Hope you all had a smashing time "
Very fancy! It's only truly decadent if it has Baileys in it. Otherwise it's merely indulgent |
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"Evening all
Good evening. How's it going Keeper of the Gates?
He is feeling very content but not a d*unk as he should. I’d like to suggest this changes
What are you drinking? I’m not offering to get you a drink, I’m just nosey x
Definitely sounds like an offer to me
If I ever attend a social and you’re there I’ll consider it "
No going back on that non offer now .
PS red wine or JD |
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"Evening OP
I am on a night shift and feeling sorry for myself. Cheering myself up on here. Hope you have had a lovely day
Mrs
Thank you for working Christmas Day and keeping things going. I hope it's a nice easy shift but still goes quickly!
Jx"
Thank you very much
Mrs |
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"Even all. Is it uncool to say merry Christmas everyone?
If it's uncool then I don't want to be cool. Merry Christmas Willy
Have you had a good Christmas?
I've had a lovely day thanks, Julie. How are you?"
Vaguely tipsy and I have a feather halo for a Christmas hat. Things are pretty damn good. |
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"Evening all
Evening Scooby, how has your Christmas been?
Blissfully peaceful thank you! Unlike yours with the drumkit I suspect?!
It's electronic so surprisingly quiet. I feel that if I can nail a backbeat it will pay sexual dividends. I'm not sure why, just a hunch.
Get practicing "
If you insist. And I'll work on my paradiddle too |
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"Even all. Is it uncool to say merry Christmas everyone?
If it's uncool then I don't want to be cool. Merry Christmas Willy
Have you had a good Christmas?
I've had a lovely day thanks, Julie. How are you?
Vaguely tipsy and I have a feather halo for a Christmas hat. Things are pretty damn good. "
Well I can certainly see santa had a good time stopping of at yours. No wonder he fucked my present off |
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"It's been mediocre at best. My leg hurts from too much standing and cooking.
From lunchtime onwards, it's been a steady stream of Dad related messages and phone calls, culminating in his next door neighbour having to go round. Dad has lost his keys. The last time he lost his keys, he made us turn around and go back to the house. They were in his pocket. The neighbour is unwilling to do what I do, which is shove my hand in the pocket but that's where they'll be. I can't go unless I wake our daughter up and drive 40 miles, which I am unwilling to do.
My brother is d*unk.
Oh Mrs KC Merry fucking Christmas
Poor you, poor neighbour, poor Dad.
And that's minus the card/ATM thing we the think we uncovered yesterday and need to report to the Police. "
Buggeration |
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"Evening all
Good evening. How's it going Keeper of the Gates?
He is feeling very content but not a d*unk as he should. I’d like to suggest this changes
What are you drinking? I’m not offering to get you a drink, I’m just nosey x
Definitely sounds like an offer to me
If I ever attend a social and you’re there I’ll consider it "
If you're both ever at the same social as me I'm more than happy to buy you both a drink! |
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"Evening all. I am in bed with a hot chocolate. Decadent I know but had one earlier and fancied another. Hope you all had a smashing time
Very fancy! It's only truly decadent if it has Baileys in it. Otherwise it's merely indulgent "
Shhhh, it has a drop or two of cointreau |
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"Even all. Is it uncool to say merry Christmas everyone?
If it's uncool then I don't want to be cool. Merry Christmas Willy
Have you had a good Christmas?
I've had a lovely day thanks, Julie. How are you?
Vaguely tipsy and I have a feather halo for a Christmas hat. Things are pretty damn good.
Well I can certainly see santa had a good time stopping of at yours. No wonder he fucked my present off"
He had a big load in his sack that he needed to empty  |
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"Evening all
Good evening. How's it going Keeper of the Gates?
He is feeling very content but not a d*unk as he should. I’d like to suggest this changes
What are you drinking? I’m not offering to get you a drink, I’m just nosey x
Definitely sounds like an offer to me
If I ever attend a social and you’re there I’ll consider it
If you're both ever at the same social as me I'm more than happy to buy you both a drink! "
Are you trying to get TGK d*unk? |
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"Evening, hope you’ve all had a lovely Christmas 
I’m just finishing my last bit of Prosecco before I head to bed soon, got a 6am start tomorrow. (The joys of retail.)"
Oh Demi, retail is blooming pants. I hope people are nice and not dickheads. I won't hold my breath though. You have my permission to remind them that you are actually a person and not a retail robot! |
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"Evening all
Evening Scooby, how has your Christmas been?
Blissfully peaceful thank you! Unlike yours with the drumkit I suspect?!
It's electronic so surprisingly quiet. I feel that if I can nail a backbeat it will pay sexual dividends. I'm not sure why, just a hunch.
Get practicing
If you insist. And I'll work on my paradiddle too "
Ooooh! That’s got me all excitable! |
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"Even all. Is it uncool to say merry Christmas everyone?
If it's uncool then I don't want to be cool. Merry Christmas Willy
Have you had a good Christmas?
I've had a lovely day thanks, Julie. How are you?
Vaguely tipsy and I have a feather halo for a Christmas hat. Things are pretty damn good.
Well I can certainly see santa had a good time stopping of at yours. No wonder he fucked my present off
He had a big load in his sack that he needed to empty "
That's what happens when you only operate once a year |
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"Evening all. I am in bed with a hot chocolate. Decadent I know but had one earlier and fancied another. Hope you all had a smashing time
Very fancy! It's only truly decadent if it has Baileys in it. Otherwise it's merely indulgent
Shhhh, it has a drop or two of cointreau "
Nice! I'm enjoying a lovely rioja! |
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"Evening all
Evening Scooby, how has your Christmas been?
Blissfully peaceful thank you! Unlike yours with the drumkit I suspect?!
It's electronic so surprisingly quiet. I feel that if I can nail a backbeat it will pay sexual dividends. I'm not sure why, just a hunch.
Get practicing
If you insist. And I'll work on my paradiddle too
Ooooh! That’s got me all excitable! "
I feel like I might have over-promised here. |
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"Not in
Happy Christmas Wonko. Are you as out as a sprout?
Sprouts are never in
So you're in-ner than a Christmas dinner "
If my belly is anything to go buy I guess I am for once |
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"Even all. Is it uncool to say merry Christmas everyone?
If it's uncool then I don't want to be cool. Merry Christmas Willy
Have you had a good Christmas?
I've had a lovely day thanks, Julie. How are you?
Vaguely tipsy and I have a feather halo for a Christmas hat. Things are pretty damn good.
Well I can certainly see santa had a good time stopping of at yours. No wonder he fucked my present off
He had a big load in his sack that he needed to empty
That's what happens when you only operate once a year"
I'm outta puns. I'm blaming it on the wine |
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"Evening all. I am in bed with a hot chocolate. Decadent I know but had one earlier and fancied another. Hope you all had a smashing time
Very fancy! It's only truly decadent if it has Baileys in it. Otherwise it's merely indulgent
Shhhh, it has a drop or two of cointreau
Nice! I'm enjoying a lovely rioja! "
Salud chica |
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"Evening all
Evening Scooby, how has your Christmas been?
Blissfully peaceful thank you! Unlike yours with the drumkit I suspect?!
It's electronic so surprisingly quiet. I feel that if I can nail a backbeat it will pay sexual dividends. I'm not sure why, just a hunch.
Get practicing
If you insist. And I'll work on my paradiddle too
Ooooh! That’s got me all excitable!
I feel like I might have over-promised here. "
I’ll settle for a rim shot |
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"Evening all. I am in bed with a hot chocolate. Decadent I know but had one earlier and fancied another. Hope you all had a smashing time
Very fancy! It's only truly decadent if it has Baileys in it. Otherwise it's merely indulgent
Shhhh, it has a drop or two of cointreau
Nice! I'm enjoying a lovely rioja!
Salud chica "
That sounds rude! I know it's not. But it sounds it |
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"Evening all
Evening Scooby, how has your Christmas been?
Blissfully peaceful thank you! Unlike yours with the drumkit I suspect?!
It's electronic so surprisingly quiet. I feel that if I can nail a backbeat it will pay sexual dividends. I'm not sure why, just a hunch.
Get practicing
If you insist. And I'll work on my paradiddle too
Ooooh! That’s got me all excitable!
I feel like I might have over-promised here.
I’ll settle for a rim shot "
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"Even all. Is it uncool to say merry Christmas everyone?
If it's uncool then I don't want to be cool. Merry Christmas Willy
Have you had a good Christmas?
I've had a lovely day thanks, Julie. How are you?
Vaguely tipsy and I have a feather halo for a Christmas hat. Things are pretty damn good.
Well I can certainly see santa had a good time stopping of at yours. No wonder he fucked my present off
He had a big load in his sack that he needed to empty
That's what happens when you only operate once a year
I'm outta puns. I'm blaming it on the wine "
All is forgiven, what's your tipple? |
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"Even all. Is it uncool to say merry Christmas everyone?
If it's uncool then I don't want to be cool. Merry Christmas Willy
Have you had a good Christmas?
I've had a lovely day thanks, Julie. How are you?
Vaguely tipsy and I have a feather halo for a Christmas hat. Things are pretty damn good.
Well I can certainly see santa had a good time stopping of at yours. No wonder he fucked my present off
He had a big load in his sack that he needed to empty
That's what happens when you only operate once a year
I'm outta puns. I'm blaming it on the wine
All is forgiven, what's your tipple?"
Today it's Rioja |
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"Even all. Is it uncool to say merry Christmas everyone?
If it's uncool then I don't want to be cool. Merry Christmas Willy
Have you had a good Christmas?
I've had a lovely day thanks, Julie. How are you?
Vaguely tipsy and I have a feather halo for a Christmas hat. Things are pretty damn good.
Well I can certainly see santa had a good time stopping of at yours. No wonder he fucked my present off
He had a big load in his sack that he needed to empty
That's what happens when you only operate once a year
I'm outta puns. I'm blaming it on the wine
All is forgiven, what's your tipple?
Today it's Rioja "
Excellent choice, Julie |
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"Just popping in to say hi, I’m tiddly, and bye hope everyone had a lovely day! "
McSnap Fluffster. I've had a wonderful day and hope you did too! I'm tipsy in charge of a thread Boxing Day Julie may regret this decision! |
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"Evening all
Good evening. How's it going Keeper of the Gates?
He is feeling very content but not a d*unk as he should. I’d like to suggest this changes
What are you drinking? I’m not offering to get you a drink, I’m just nosey x
Definitely sounds like an offer to me
If I ever attend a social and you’re there I’ll consider it
If you're both ever at the same social as me I'm more than happy to buy you both a drink! "
There will be loads of drinks and I’d be more than happy to get the infamous J&B on the tequila |
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"Evening all
Good evening. How's it going Keeper of the Gates?
He is feeling very content but not a d*unk as he should. I’d like to suggest this changes
What are you drinking? I’m not offering to get you a drink, I’m just nosey x
Definitely sounds like an offer to me
If I ever attend a social and you’re there I’ll consider it
If you're both ever at the same social as me I'm more than happy to buy you both a drink!
There will be loads of drinks and I’d be more than happy to get the infamous J&B on the tequila "
Infamous |
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"Good evening, I hope you have all had a beautiful day. An odd one for me but I'm shattered and heading to bed now. Sweet dreams  "
It's been lovely here. Hope yours has been nice odd rather than weird odd. Sweet dreams to you too |
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