Are you at that stage where you've overheated from the cooking, d*unk too much, eaten too much, bitten your tongue/argued too much with Uncle Racist, that you now don't care that your sprout farts are making your home very stinky...and you'll just let them do their thing...??? |
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I do often wonder if the sort of food we only really eat at Xmas is some sort of ancient colonic irrigation/expulsion "rite".
It all ties in with the solstice/darkness change...wonder whether we put our bodies through some sort of "gut transformation" in preparation for seasonal food change.
Or maybe we just like farting around relatives when they can't escape?
Payback?
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"This is why I avoid families……. I can fart without anyone knowing. silent but violent "
Silent? I just keep telling my neighbours that I’ll sort the squeaky floorboards out soon.  |
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"Someone needs to figure out a way to harness the power of a brussel sprout for energy production "
I'll do the theoretical work, safe at home.
You can do all the practical work, in the field, with test subjects....as it were... |
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"Someone needs to figure out a way to harness the power of a brussel sprout for energy production
I'll do the theoretical work, safe at home.
You can do all the practical work, in the field, with test subjects....as it were..."
I'm happy with those arrangements - but need both male and female volunteers to check which sex generates the higher calorific value. Science, innit |
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"I don't need sprouts to create room clearing farts
In the interests of science is that Mr or Mrs?
He doesn't use the forum
Duly noted - I'll let you know when I've built the test rig "
Rickshawed and KinkyGent sitting in a tree...
F..A..R..T..I..N..G
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"Are you at that stage where you've overheated from the cooking, d*unk too much, eaten too much, bitten your tongue/argued too much with Uncle Racist, that you now don't care that your sprout farts are making your home very stinky...and you'll just let them do their thing...??? "
Lol! I'm dying...I cannae!!  |
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"Someone forgot the sprouts this year 
We grew our own last year - so froze them. Each one is like a small atom bomb "
look we don't all live int eh country side...the most I grow is orchids ( inedible unless you want to unalive) and a tenacious basil that thinks it should grow to the roof from my windowsill. everything else dies in my london flat.
 I did much better when I had an actual garden. |
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"I don't need sprouts to create room clearing farts
In the interests of science is that Mr or Mrs?
He doesn't use the forum "
I thought orgininally these were sex farts from various holes.... iykyk.... |
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By *addad99Man 46 weeks ago
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I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ?? |
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"I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ??"
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"I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ??
Now that is bad "
Hey - I just saw you had some bad news?
My biggest condolences, and I'm glad the sitting in a tree gag found you a bit of laughter.
I've got to go in a mo, but take care, let it out...tears and laughter x. |
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"I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ??
Now that is bad
Hey - I just saw you had some bad news?
My biggest condolences, and I'm glad the sitting in a tree gag found you a bit of laughter.
I've got to go in a mo, but take care, let it out...tears and laughter x. "
Oh it really did help - I'll take any laughter I can get at the moment! |
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"I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ??
Now that is bad
Hey - I just saw you had some bad news?
My biggest condolences, and I'm glad the sitting in a tree gag found you a bit of laughter.
I've got to go in a mo, but take care, let it out...tears and laughter x.
Oh it really did help - I'll take any laughter I can get at the moment!"
Keep farting |
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"I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ??
Now that is bad
Hey - I just saw you had some bad news?
My biggest condolences, and I'm glad the sitting in a tree gag found you a bit of laughter.
I've got to go in a mo, but take care, let it out...tears and laughter x.
Oh it really did help - I'll take any laughter I can get at the moment!
Keep farting"
Well it's healthy isn't it, lol? But if any ladies want to join in with my alternative energy production experiment, just let me know |
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"I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ??
Now that is bad
Hey - I just saw you had some bad news?
My biggest condolences, and I'm glad the sitting in a tree gag found you a bit of laughter.
I've got to go in a mo, but take care, let it out...tears and laughter x.
Oh it really did help - I'll take any laughter I can get at the moment!
Keep farting
Well it's healthy isn't it, lol? But if any ladies want to join in with my alternative energy production experiment, just let me know "
Oi Mrs Rickshawed - you've pulled! |
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"I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ??
Now that is bad
Hey - I just saw you had some bad news?
My biggest condolences, and I'm glad the sitting in a tree gag found you a bit of laughter.
I've got to go in a mo, but take care, let it out...tears and laughter x.
Oh it really did help - I'll take any laughter I can get at the moment!
Keep farting
Well it's healthy isn't it, lol? But if any ladies want to join in with my alternative energy production experiment, just let me know
Oi Mrs Rickshawed - you've pulled!"
Well I might have fabbed one of Mrs Rickshawed's photos  |
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"I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ??
Now that is bad
Hey - I just saw you had some bad news?
My biggest condolences, and I'm glad the sitting in a tree gag found you a bit of laughter.
I've got to go in a mo, but take care, let it out...tears and laughter x.
Oh it really did help - I'll take any laughter I can get at the moment!
Keep farting
Well it's healthy isn't it, lol? But if any ladies want to join in with my alternative energy production experiment, just let me know
Oi Mrs Rickshawed - you've pulled!
Well I might have fabbed one of Mrs Rickshawed's photos "
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