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"I always FAF 
But a Big Mac is preferable 
No FAF post Big Mac obviously
Greedy!
Next you'll be wanting three shredded wheat!
Nah… just 3 Big Macs  "
And a deep fried Mars bar! |
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"I always FAF
But a Big Mac is preferable
No FAF post Big Mac obviously
Greedy!
Next you'll be wanting three shredded wheat!
Nah… just 3 Big Macs
And a deep fried Mars bar!"
I normally have an apple pie but yep.. that’ll do pig. That’ll do |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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And a deep fried Mars bar!
I normally have an apple pie but yep.. that’ll do pig. That’ll do
Has someone been watching Christmas movies?
Only Carry on ones so far today. But Poirot later "
Love the carry ons. Carry on Camping, Carry on Nurse, Carry on Camping are brilliant and Carry on up the Khyber has to be my favourite. |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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And a deep fried Mars bar!
I normally have an apple pie but yep.. that’ll do pig. That’ll do
Has someone been watching Christmas movies?
Only Carry on ones so far today. But Poirot later
Love the carry ons. Carry on Camping, Carry on Nurse, Carry on Camping are brilliant and Carry on up the Khyber has to be my favourite."
Idiot. Carry on Camping twice. Meant Doctor! |
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And a deep fried Mars bar!
I normally have an apple pie but yep.. that’ll do pig. That’ll do
Has someone been watching Christmas movies?
Only Carry on ones so far today. But Poirot later
Love the carry ons. Carry on Camping, Carry on Nurse, Carry on Camping are brilliant and Carry on up the Khyber has to be my favourite.
Idiot. Carry on Camping twice. Meant Doctor!"
Maybe you're just traumatised by a young Barbara Windsor's booby jokes in Camping, so you keep reliving it.
Over...and over...and over...and
... |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"
And a deep fried Mars bar!
I normally have an apple pie but yep.. that’ll do pig. That’ll do
Has someone been watching Christmas movies?
Only Carry on ones so far today. But Poirot later
Love the carry ons. Carry on Camping, Carry on Nurse, Carry on Camping are brilliant and Carry on up the Khyber has to be my favourite.
Idiot. Carry on Camping twice. Meant Doctor!
Maybe you're just traumatised by a young Barbara Windsor's booby jokes in Camping, so you keep reliving it.
Over...and over...and over...and
... "
I blame my dad. He loved the Carry Ons. I was only introduced to them in the 70s. |
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"
And a deep fried Mars bar!
I normally have an apple pie but yep.. that’ll do pig. That’ll do
Has someone been watching Christmas movies?
Only Carry on ones so far today. But Poirot later
Love the carry ons. Carry on Camping, Carry on Nurse, Carry on Camping are brilliant and Carry on up the Khyber has to be my favourite.
Idiot. Carry on Camping twice. Meant Doctor!
Maybe you're just traumatised by a young Barbara Windsor's booby jokes in Camping, so you keep reliving it.
Over...and over...and over...and
...
I blame my dad. He loved the Carry Ons. I was only introduced to them in the 70s."
"Dad, Dad, can we watch Carry On Camping again Dad? I really like the tents"
"Of course son", said Dad, winking  . |
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And a deep fried Mars bar!
I normally have an apple pie but yep.. that’ll do pig. That’ll do
Has someone been watching Christmas movies?
Only Carry on ones so far today. But Poirot later
Love the carry ons. Carry on Camping, Carry on Nurse, Carry on Camping are brilliant and Carry on up the Khyber has to be my favourite.
Idiot. Carry on Camping twice. Meant Doctor!
Maybe you're just traumatised by a young Barbara Windsor's booby jokes in Camping, so you keep reliving it.
Over...and over...and over...and
...
I blame my dad. He loved the Carry Ons. I was only introduced to them in the 70s.
"Dad, Dad, can we watch Carry On Camping again Dad? I really like the tents"
"Of course son", said Dad, winking ."
Ha ha ha ha. I adore Carry on Films. My favourite is Carry on at Your Convenience by miles. But do love Don’t Lose your Head too |
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Hah! Lightweights
Beginners !!!!"
I may struggle to dispute that .
However...the moon is almost full, the clouds are light, and it's a fairly low tide...so a 3am doggy walk on the beach seems like a nice exit from excess to a light-enough-for-lightweights Boxing Day . |
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