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Christmas Matchmaker Results
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Please read first!!
Some who said they were in didn’t join in and send a message so don’t be disappointed!
Everyone who sent me a message got a match. If you messaged me and didn’t get a match, let me know.
Some people will have multiple matches. Some not so many. I have ensured everyone who messaged me has at least one! If not please tell me.
If it has a heart  next to it it’s a real match.
If it has a smiley  face next to it it’s a Sprout match.
I may or may not have sometimes matched you with someone you chose or who chose you. That will remain a secret.
Also thank you to those who took the time to write more than just 3 names in a message. I read them all and appreciate your kind words
Oh yeah Happy Christmas
LETS GO!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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Littlemisskrampus - Knightsofthecoffeetable |
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MonkeyandBones - MrsMistyPeakes |
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OhCumAllYeFuckery - username already in use |
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Missyeuxbleus - GrinchyMcFuckNugget |
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Knightsofthecoffeetable - G332 |
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Kinky_couple2020 - Mr.Stephen Pickle |
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Fluffy Chicken - Wuddy The Elf |
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Littlemisskrampus - Mr John Wick |
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Deeliciouschaos - GrinchyMcFuckNugget |
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OhCumAllYeFuckery - Rickshawed |
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Missyeuxbleus - Rose-Tinted Glasses |
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KnightsoftheCoffeeTable - Missyeuxbleus |
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OhCumAllYeFuckery - Tasty Tasty |
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Littlemisskrampus - Christbaumkugelbetrachter |
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Fluffy Chicken - The Gatekeeper |
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OhCumAllYeFuckery - Christbaumkugelbetrachter |
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Cookie46 - Rose-Tinted Glasses |
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No real match for me  lol wake me up next year  |
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Fluffy Chicken - Mr Spephen-Pickle |
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When I rembered it was 8:24pm so couldn’t send a message….
*still can’t do a crying emoji* :’(
But there is always next year
Thanks for organising this and Happy Christmas |
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Littlemisskrampus - It’s Mr Cunt To You |
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"OhCumAllYeFuckery - Tasty Tasty "
I like your thinking sprout |
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Knightsofthecoffeetable - Fluffy Chicken |
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"Littlebird - Tasty Tasty "
Oh and this one you should do this as a profession |
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"Fluffy Chicken - Mr Spephen-Pickle "
The new power couple  |
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Littlebird - DesafinadOHolyNight |
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OhCumAllYeFuckery - Mixed Master |
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Littlemisskrampus - Scottish guy 555 |
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OhCumAllYeFuckery - Fluffy Chicken |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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Sprout matches!!!! I love them.
I’m in!!!  |
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"Littlemisskrampus - G332 "
Well that would be awesome if it was a real match |
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And finally the last one
Boo - Mixed Master |
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Happy Christmas Mr Sprout.
An awful lot of work to take on at a busy time of year, and done with panache and good humour.
Thank you, and I hope you have a nice lie-down later  . |
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Anyhoo well done Sprout thanks for organising merry chrimbo |
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"Knightsofthecoffeetable - G332 "
Liar liar pants on fire - sorry we don’t meet men.
Mrs |
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"Knightsofthecoffeetable - G332
Liar liar pants on fire - sorry we don’t meet men.
Mrs "
I'll take your place lol |
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"Knightsofthecoffeetable - G332
Liar liar pants on fire - sorry we don’t meet men.
Mrs "
I did balls that one up  |
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Bravo to Mr Sprout and his mind-boggling affection for spreadsheeting |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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Op. Such good fun and I’d buy you a drink for doing this, but I think you owe me a drink for another offer somewhere in the past so technically this kind of cancels itself out.
* knuckle bump
Merry Christmas  |
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"Deeliciouschaos - GrinchyMcFuckNugget "
I like this one
Cheers for doing this it must be a lot of work ..
Appreciated Sprouty |
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Wow can't imagine how long this took you! Well dine and yep, i totally forgot to send in mine  |
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"Wow can't imagine how long this took you! Well dine and yep, i totally forgot to send in mine "
God! ! Second Christmas Thread totally ignored.
Anyway Merry Christmas Swingers-Brexit people |
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Top work that’s some organising going on behind the screen. "
And yet I still get people sending me picks as I’m posting the actual results. Then getting shitty when I tell them they are way too late.  |
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This must've taken you ages! Thank you so much for the effort and I'm more than happy with my match |
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"Wow can't imagine how long this took you! Well dine and yep, i totally forgot to send in mine
God! ! Second Christmas Thread totally ignored.
Anyway Merry Christmas Swingers-Brexit people "
This ^ ignored for being 20 hours late |
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Top work that’s some organising going on behind the screen.
And yet I still get people sending me picks as I’m posting the actual results. Then getting shitty when I tell them they are way too late. "
Fuck sake!  |
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Well, well, hasn't Christmas come early this year. Thanks for all your efforts Mr Sprout |
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"Fluffy Chicken - Mixed Master "
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Top work that’s some organising going on behind the screen.
And yet I still get people sending me picks as I’m posting the actual results. Then getting shitty when I tell them they are way too late. "
You get mail!!!! Take it as a compliment. |
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Top work that’s some organising going on behind the screen.
And yet I still get people sending me picks as I’m posting the actual results. Then getting shitty when I tell them they are way too late.
You get mail!!!! Take it as a compliment. "
I can do without that sort of mail |
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By *oo..Woman 46 weeks ago
Boo's World |
Sprout thank you for taking the time to do this.
And to anyone giving him shit because YOU failed to message him last night by 8pm to join in, give your head a wobble and apologise as that's out of order completely!
Sprout doesn't deserve that!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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Well humbug to you all!!! |
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"Well humbug to you all!!!"
Jealous |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Well humbug to you all!!!
Jealous "
I didn't actually pick anyone as there was no one I wanted to meet.
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"Well humbug to you all!!!
Jealous
I didn't actually pick anyone as there was no one I wanted to meet.
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If it's any consolation, I would have picked you if I had 4 votes |
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"Well humbug to you all!!!
Jealous
I didn't actually pick anyone as there was no one I wanted to meet.
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Haha. There’s a funny story here!…. |
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Aww how did I miss this!
Congrats all and to Mr Sprout |
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"Well humbug to you all!!!
Jealous
I didn't actually pick anyone as there was no one I wanted to meet.
If it's any consolation, I would have picked you if I had 4 votes"
Oh I can think of at least 5 better women to meet than me. Wait. Make that 4. |
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By *ookie46Woman 46 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
Thanks Sprouty, much appreciated |
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"Well humbug to you all!!!
Jealous
I didn't actually pick anyone as there was no one I wanted to meet.
If it's any consolation, I would have picked you if I had 4 votes
Oh I can think of at least 5 better women to meet than me. Wait. Make that 4. "
Location plays a role though. Didn't fancy travelling too far |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Well humbug to you all!!!
Jealous
I didn't actually pick anyone as there was no one I wanted to meet.
If it's any consolation, I would have picked you if I had 4 votes
Oh I can think of at least 5 better women to meet than me. Wait. Make that 4.
Location plays a role though. Didn't fancy travelling too far"
Lower your standards for those that are close by? Gotcha
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Well played sprout great effort |
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Thanks for such an amusing thread even tho' I didn't partake.
Merry Christmas! |
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"Kinky_couple2020 - Mr.Stephen Pickle "
In! |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Wow can't imagine how long this took you! Well dine and yep, i totally forgot to send in mine
God! ! Second Christmas Thread totally ignored.
Anyway Merry Christmas Swingers-Brexit people "
Ahhhh there's always next year |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Well humbug to you all!!!
Jealous
I didn't actually pick anyone as there was no one I wanted to meet.
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I'm sorry, I forgot to say I was in (mwah xx) |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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Ahhhh there's always next year "
^ive said this before…… every year! |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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Aww well done what an effort you put in to that x |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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Ahhhh there's always next year
^ive said this before…… every year! "
I'm ever the optimist - we could set an alarm now for next Dec |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Well, well, hasn't Christmas come early this year. Thanks for all your efforts Mr Sprout"
Better get your pencil sharpener out  |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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Yay thanks so much sprouty! |
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"Wow can't imagine how long this took you! Well dine and yep, i totally forgot to send in mine
God! ! Second Christmas Thread totally ignored.
Anyway Merry Christmas Swingers-Brexit people
This ^ ignored for being 20 hours late "
My Mistake, mi bad. |
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"Knightsofthecoffeetable - G332
Liar liar pants on fire - sorry we don’t meet men.
Mrs
I did balls that one up "
It's ok, it must take so much work to do, thank you!
Mrs |
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"Well humbug to you all!!!"
C’mere and give me a hug. |
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"See, told you I was not in. "
I only got pretend matches lol |
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"Well, well, hasn't Christmas come early this year. Thanks for all your efforts Mr Sprout
Better get your pencil sharpener out "
A boy can dream |
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"See, told you I was not in.
I only got pretend matches lol "
Exactly why I don't bother |
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Great stuff Sprouty and everyone involved |
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"See, told you I was not in.
I only got pretend matches lol
Exactly why I don't bother "
I can't imagine you not getting proper matches!! |
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Sprouty, you’re a superstar.
I’m going to do right by you and make all my matches come true.
It might take a few months. |
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By *X2019Man 46 weeks ago
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Put my name down on the list of people who completely forgot about this after signing up originally.
Top work though Sprout, and can't think how long it all took |
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By *ddie1966Man 46 weeks ago
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Thank you Mr Sprout for the time and effort you've taken over this.
Totally happy with your choice consolation matches.
There'll always be next year for the true matches.
Now all we need is for someone to arrange a social event to dance the night away for the participants.
Now there's a thought |
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Thank you Mr Sprout, great work well done. Merry Christmas to you and all the rest of you Fabsters.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
Ps. Sprouty I owe you something next time I see you |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Thank you Mr Sprout for the time and effort you've taken over this.
Totally happy with your choice consolation matches.
There'll always be next year for the true matches.
Now all we need is for someone to arrange a social event to dance the night away for the participants.
Now there's a thought"
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
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You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy |
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"Yes. "
It’s, like, a rule or something. |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy "
I hope that’s not what you are going to give me the next time I see you |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy "
I’ll shake the dust off. |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
Ps. Sprouty I owe you something next time I see you "
I hope so |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Yes.
It’s, like, a rule or something."
I mean,…it’s unwritten, but it’s still a rule!!…. |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off. "
And give it a polish?? |
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It’s a Christmas miracle!
Thank you Sprouty x |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish?? "
I’ll roll it in glitter! |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter! "
Is it a turd ??!   |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??! "
Hahaha. |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??!
Hahaha. "
You walked into that lol |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??!
Hahaha. "
NO GLITTER |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??!
Hahaha.
NO GLITTER "
What about a nice bow ?? |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??!
Hahaha.
NO GLITTER
What about a nice bow ?? "
Bows are good
Collars are better |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??!
Hahaha.
NO GLITTER
What about a nice bow ??
Bows are good
Collars are better "
Now that I'd like to see! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 46 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Well done Mr Sprout. It's always fun seeing the pairings.
Merry Christmas.
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 46 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
My was supposed to be a  .
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??!
Hahaha.
NO GLITTER
What about a nice bow ?? "
Have you tried to tie a bow? |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??!
Hahaha.
NO GLITTER
What about a nice bow ??
Have you tried to tie a bow? "
What in your penis??! |
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It’s a Christmas miracle!
Thank you Sprouty x"
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??!
Hahaha.
NO GLITTER
What about a nice bow ??
Have you tried to tie a bow?
What in your penis??! "
On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!! |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??!
Hahaha.
NO GLITTER
What about a nice bow ??
Have you tried to tie a bow?
What in your penis??!
On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!! "
Well if you stand still I can tie a bow ON your penis |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??!
Hahaha.
NO GLITTER
What about a nice bow ??
Have you tried to tie a bow?
What in your penis??!
On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!! "
I’ve got the ribbon ready…
You on your way? |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??!
Hahaha.
NO GLITTER
What about a nice bow ??
Have you tried to tie a bow?
What in your penis??!
On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!
I’ve got the ribbon ready…
You on your way? "
Absolutely |
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By *oo..Woman 46 weeks ago
Boo's World |
"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??!
Hahaha.
NO GLITTER
What about a nice bow ??
Have you tried to tie a bow?
What in your penis??!
On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!
I’ve got the ribbon ready…
You on your way? "
Get a room! |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
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Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??!
Hahaha.
NO GLITTER
What about a nice bow ??
Have you tried to tie a bow?
What in your penis??!
On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!
I’ve got the ribbon ready…
You on your way?
Get a room! "
Me and LB? Gladly |
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Whoops, went in for this and then forgot to send my matches in. Oh well there's always next year |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
……
Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??!
Hahaha.
NO GLITTER
What about a nice bow ??
Have you tried to tie a bow?
What in your penis??!
On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!
I’ve got the ribbon ready…
You on your way? "
Do I follow the ribbon or something? … is this like Hansel and Gretel? how long is this ribbon?
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"
On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!
I’ve got the ribbon ready…
You on your way?
Get a room! "
I’m trying!!!!!!! |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
……
Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??!
Hahaha.
NO GLITTER
What about a nice bow ??
Have you tried to tie a bow?
What in your penis??!
On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!
I’ve got the ribbon ready…
You on your way?
Do I follow the ribbon or something? … is this like Hansel and Gretel? how long is this ribbon?
"
I’ve laid a trail of Haribo.. |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
……
Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??!
Hahaha.
NO GLITTER
What about a nice bow ??
Have you tried to tie a bow?
What in your penis??!
On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!
I’ve got the ribbon ready…
You on your way?
Do I follow the ribbon or something? … is this like Hansel and Gretel? how long is this ribbon?
I’ve laid a trail of Haribo.. "
I hope they last for another 7posts. ….
Are they the small packets, or do you like the BIG ones? |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
……
Yes.
You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy
I’ll shake the dust off.
And give it a polish??
I’ll roll it in glitter!
Is it a turd ??!
Hahaha.
NO GLITTER
What about a nice bow ??
Have you tried to tie a bow?
What in your penis??!
On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!
I’ve got the ribbon ready…
You on your way?
Do I follow the ribbon or something? … is this like Hansel and Gretel? how long is this ribbon?
I’ve laid a trail of Haribo..
I hope they last for another 7posts. ….
Are they the small packets, or do you like the BIG ones? "
I like all Haribo
That’s not strictly true. I love Haribo |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
……
…
I’ve laid a trail of Haribo..
I hope they last for another 7posts. ….
Are they the small packets, or do you like the BIG ones?
I like all Haribo
That’s not strictly true. I love Haribo "
I’m not a fan. But I’d happily watch you put them in your mouth |
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By *oo..Woman 46 weeks ago
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
……
…
I’ve laid a trail of Haribo..
I hope they last for another 7posts. ….
Are they the small packets, or do you like the BIG ones?
I like all Haribo
That’s not strictly true. I love Haribo
I’m not a fan. But I’d happily watch you put them in your mouth "
Littlebird stop playing hard to get you're killing the thread! |
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"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024
All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?
……
…
I’ve laid a trail of Haribo..
I hope they last for another 7posts. ….
Are they the small packets, or do you like the BIG ones?
I like all Haribo
That’s not strictly true. I love Haribo
I’m not a fan. But I’d happily watch you put them in your mouth
Littlebird stop playing hard to get you're killing the thread! "
Hard to get? Moi?
Ok ok. Who wants the sex? |
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"
On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!
I’ve got the ribbon ready…
You on your way?
Get a room!
I’m trying!!!!!!! "
Yes we know |
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