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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago
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"Nah, it's like herpes. Just accept that it's going to be all over until this has passed  "
Everyone has to announce it individually?
Fuck I need my own thread.
Oh wait..
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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago
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"I hope you have a shit Christmas and your Yorkshire puddings are flat.
I don't have Yorkshire puddings for my Xmas dinner so nerrrr
Remind me where you’re from again."
The place that knows what goes on a Christmas dinner. |
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"I hope you have a shit Christmas and your Yorkshire puddings are flat.
I don't have Yorkshire puddings for my Xmas dinner so nerrrr
Remind me where you’re from again.
The place that knows what goes on a Christmas dinner. "
Tbh I thought you just drank children’s tears at Christmas. I didn’t think you had a dinner. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago
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"I hope you have a shit Christmas and your Yorkshire puddings are flat.
I don't have Yorkshire puddings for my Xmas dinner so nerrrr
Remind me where you’re from again.
The place that knows what goes on a Christmas dinner.
Tbh I thought you just drank children’s tears at Christmas. I didn’t think you had a dinner."
That's for starters |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago
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"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days.
J"
We may have different views on what we deem a delight... |
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"I hope you have a shit Christmas and your Yorkshire puddings are flat.
I don't have Yorkshire puddings for my Xmas dinner so nerrrr
Remind me where you’re from again.
The place that knows what goes on a Christmas dinner.
Tbh I thought you just drank children’s tears at Christmas. I didn’t think you had a dinner.
That's for starters"
And bisto granules for the main? |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Nah, it's like herpes. Just accept that it's going to be all over until this has passed
Everyone has to announce it individually?
Fuck I need my own thread.
Oh wait..
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I don’t. I’m just going to latch onto everyone else’s  |
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"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days.
J
We may have different views on what we deem a delight..."
People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights? 
J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago
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"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days.
J
We may have different views on what we deem a delight...
People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights?
J"
Please. |
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"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days.
J
We may have different views on what we deem a delight...
People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights?
J
Please. "
What we need is a Q.I claxon kind of thing to alert people to sarcasm..lol |
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"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days.
J
We may have different views on what we deem a delight...
People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights?
J
Please.
What we need is a Q.I claxon kind of thing to alert people to sarcasm..lol"
The lack of said klaxon is why everyone thinks I'm nice. 
J |
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"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days.
J
We may have different views on what we deem a delight...
People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights?
J
Please.
What we need is a Q.I claxon kind of thing to alert people to sarcasm..lol
The lack of said klaxon is why everyone thinks I'm nice.
J"
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days.
J
We may have different views on what we deem a delight...
People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights?
J
Please.
What we need is a Q.I claxon kind of thing to alert people to sarcasm..lol"
No comment. |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Wherever you find love, it feels like Christmas!
God bless us, everyone!
Hohoho I have a machine gun
Can I borrow it ?? "
*combat rolls and steals the machine gun*
*runs off yelling*
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
*makes exploding noise*
Boooouuugh BANG BANG Neeeeuuuwww da-da-da-da-da-da-da
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"Wherever you find love, it feels like Christmas!
God bless us, everyone!
Hohoho I have a machine gun
Are you ok Hun?
No. Just found out Tiny Tim didn't make it"
With a name like that I can’t imagine he’d make it with anyone on fab  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago
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"I actually think the people being Scrooges are secretly excited inside."
I mean I like Xmas, but I don't wish a merry Xmas for every Tom, Dick and Harry.
That shit gets annoying quick.
*Though if you are a pretty dick, Merry Christmas.
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"I actually think the people being Scrooges are secretly excited inside.
I mean I like Xmas, but I don't wish a merry Xmas for every Tom, Dick and Harry.
That shit gets annoying quick.
*Though if you are a pretty dick, Merry Christmas.
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I'm just a dick! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago
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"I actually think the people being Scrooges are secretly excited inside.
I mean I like Xmas, but I don't wish a merry Xmas for every Tom, Dick and Harry.
That shit gets annoying quick.
*Though if you are a pretty dick, Merry Christmas.
I'm just a dick! "
Ahhh Kai, it's a pretty dick. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?
Hope you have shits in the new year from food poisoning from Turkey
Plenty of bog roll needed "
You made a thread didn't you |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Nah, it's like herpes. Just accept that it's going to be all over until this has passed "
Merry Christmas Prey.  *proper Christmas snog ….
(We really need a kissing emoji  ) |
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"I'm just waiting for an acceptable time before starting on the booze.
Oh....that happened 2 hours ago.
Go go go woman!"
I might have an espresso martini in a bit.
I'll wait until it gets dark for the other stuff. |
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?
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I wish you a Hairy Christmas.
Will Willy stuff your turkey?
Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.
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And a course of antibiotics as well |
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?
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I wish you a Hairy Christmas.
Will Willy stuff your turkey?
Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.
And a course of antibiotics as well "
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Hopefully he won't have PTSD.  |
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?
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I wish you a Hairy Christmas.
Will Willy stuff your turkey?
Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.
And a course of antibiotics as well
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Hopefully he won't have PTSD. "
No but he might have an STD |
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?
***
I wish you a Hairy Christmas.
Will Willy stuff your turkey?
Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.
And a course of antibiotics as well
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Hopefully he won't have PTSD.
No but he might have an STD "
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?
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I wish you a Hairy Christmas.
Will Willy stuff your turkey?
Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.
And a course of antibiotics as well
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Hopefully he won't have PTSD.
No but he might have an STD "
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I wouldn't go that far with the jokes.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?
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I wish you a Hairy Christmas.
Will Willy stuff your turkey?
Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.
And a course of antibiotics as well
***
Hopefully he won't have PTSD.
No but he might have an STD "
Well ho ho ho to you lot aswell |
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?
***
I wish you a Hairy Christmas.
Will Willy stuff your turkey?
Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.
And a course of antibiotics as well
***
Hopefully he won't have PTSD.
No but he might have an STD
Well ho ho ho to you lot aswell"
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You know I love you, even though you ignore me mostly.
Even your 2 allegedly sex partners didn't put me off just yet.
Need a third one to come forward.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?
***
I wish you a Hairy Christmas.
Will Willy stuff your turkey?
Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.
And a course of antibiotics as well
***
Hopefully he won't have PTSD.
No but he might have an STD
Well ho ho ho to you lot aswell
***
You know I love you, even though you ignore me mostly.
Even your 2 allegedly sex partners didn't put me off just yet.
Need a third one to come forward.
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I ignore people as common courtesy.
If you're tainted as being my friend you'll be cock blocked by 90% of the forums. Or they'll cast a spell on you. Either or really.
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?
***
I wish you a Hairy Christmas.
Will Willy stuff your turkey?
Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.
And a course of antibiotics as well
***
Hopefully he won't have PTSD.
No but he might have an STD
Well ho ho ho to you lot aswell
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You know I love you, even though you ignore me mostly.
Even your 2 allegedly sex partners didn't put me off just yet.
Need a third one to come forward.
I ignore people as common courtesy.
If you're tainted as being my friend you'll be cock blocked by 90% of the forums. Or they'll cast a spell on you. Either or really.
"
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It's 90% already and didn't have a meet in 17 months here.
It is usually like that,except when I change my name, so wouldn't ruin anything really.
Friends interact or bang each other, so it's your turn or not.
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