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By *aomilatte OP   Couple 46 weeks ago

Midlands

I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too naive....

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the floor! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to people?!?!?!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy-set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a carrot-like nose, two black eyes, and his arms are stick skinny. Don't bring him into your house! What a mess he made on the floor.

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple 46 weeks ago

Midlands

So (not) sorry for recycling this every year!

Merry Christmas all

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By *ris GrayMan 46 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too naive....

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the floor! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to people?!?!?!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy-set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a carrot-like nose, two black eyes, and his arms are stick skinny. Don't bring him into your house! What a mess he made on the floor."

lol

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By *eordieJeansCouple 46 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

If I seen a carrot in a puddle on the floor I’d be looking at the Mrs. Dirty cow

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago


"I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too naive....

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the floor! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to people?!?!?!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy-set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a carrot-like nose, two black eyes, and his arms are stick skinny. Don't bring him into your house! What a mess he made on the floor."

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