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Last minute orders from Santa?
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"Stuffing. "*** I'm sure you can get a lot of stuffing here as a lovely woman. Sent 3 stuffers in your way. Sorted!  | |||
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"Three wise women. "*** No women left,sorry. Wise? 
You can have 3 man, but only 1 wise.
I'll send some hemorrhoid cream as well.
Santa
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"Does he deliver chicken chow mein?" *** Only one chicken left, who nobody can catch. Sorry! Santa | |||
"Does he deliver chicken chow mein? *** Only one chicken left, who nobody can catch. Sorry! Santa" I guess I’ll have to cook  | |||
"Three wise women. "Let's not ask for the impossible eh? | |||
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"Three wise women.
Let's not ask for the impossible eh?"Fair point. …. Three women that don’t know me | |||
"Does he deliver chicken chow mein? *** Only one chicken left, who nobody can catch. Sorry! Santa" I know about that! | |||
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"Rum " *** Sent 3 bottles of rum. You are easy to please. Sent a pirate costume and an eyepatch as well. Ran out of fake beards, sorry. Need to make/grow your own. Santa xoxo | |||
"1 GF please " *** Only boyfriends available, sorry. Some can be Barbie or Ken as well. I will be busy now, so you're lucky. You get both. Santa | |||
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"A bottle of baileys. I appear to have drank the second" Haha. I literally have 14 bottles of wine and one bottle of rum. | |||
"A bottle of baileys. I appear to have drank the second Haha. I literally have 14 bottles of wine and one bottle of rum. "bloody hell how much wine do you need ?! | |||
"Damn i forgot the turkey "*** Good luck with that. Santa | |||
"A bottle of baileys. I appear to have drank the second" ,*** 6 bottles on the way Santa | |||
"I'd really love a cream bow for my hair. I might have to fashion one but if Father Christmas could pop one in my stocking that'd be fantastic." *** You are a really good girl. I'd pop anything in your stockings. Santa | |||
"I hot young man or woman, both if I'm being greedy, to fuck.me into the new year "*** Youn men on the way. Santa | |||
"A bottle of baileys. I appear to have drank the second Haha. I literally have 14 bottles of wine and one bottle of rum. "14? Party at yours yeah? | |||
"I hot young man or woman, both if I'm being greedy, to fuck.me into the new year
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Youn men on the way.
Santa "Thanks | |||
"A bottle of baileys. I appear to have drank the second Haha. I literally have 14 bottles of wine and one bottle of rum.
14? Party at yours yeah?"I wish!!!  | |||
"A bottle of baileys. I appear to have drank the second Haha. I literally have 14 bottles of wine and one bottle of rum.
14? Party at yours yeah?
I wish!!! "Party for one  | |||
"Three wise women. "What are the other two gonna do? | |||
