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It’ll be lonely this Christmas…
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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
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…insert ear worm here
For the singles (or couples) - when was the last time you had some sexy sex during Christmas, and would it ‘put a smile upon your fa’ace!!’
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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
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"I haven't had sex around Christmas time for just shy of 3 years now.
It's Christmas so usually with family."
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Resists joke in case I have to apologise about it later….  |
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"I haven't had sex around Christmas time for just shy of 3 years now.
It's Christmas so usually with family.
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Resists joke in case I have to apologise about it later…. "
That wouldn’t stop them in Sunderland. Did it for you Woody  |
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The first time I had proper sex with a woman was Christmas Eve. 1994.
The sex wasn’t great, it involved other people aside from me and her, and an assortment of party favours I myself do not partake in - but it’s a happy memory anyway. Cause the dude I was there with who orchestrated the whole thing hoping for a 4some… couldn’t perform due to the party favours. that pleased me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
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"I haven't had sex around Christmas time for just shy of 3 years now.
It's Christmas so usually with family.
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Resists joke in case I have to apologise about it later….
That wouldn’t stop them in Sunderland. Did it for you Woody "
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I used to have a woman who wanted sex any day, any time, no matter what.
***Good memories  ***
She even didn't leave me alone after my hernia operation.
I still had the stitches and the staples.
Most painful orgasm I ever had.
***Painful memory *** |
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By *a LunaWoman 47 weeks ago
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"I used to have a woman who wanted sex any day, any time, no matter what.
***Good memories ***
She even didn't leave me alone after my hernia operation.
I still had the stitches and the staples.
Most painful orgasm I ever had.
***Painful memory ***"
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I haven't had sex on Christmas day since I was in my marriage. That ended nearly 10 years ago.
I'm mainly with my kids / family for Christmas and also single. So no chance of any again this year lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
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"My wife and I fucked last Christmas
And the wife and I will be fucking tomorrow.. and today
When was the last time you did it ol' woody? You didn't say"
I actually could not tell you, it must have been that long ago I’ve forgotten. *trur story.  
Ffs, I need a woman. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
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"I used to have a woman who wanted sex any day, any time, no matter what.
***Good memories ***
She even didn't leave me alone after my hernia operation.
I still had the stitches and the staples.
Most painful orgasm I ever had.
***Painful memory ***"
Haha. Swings and roundabouts eh? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
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to the tune of American pie,
"A long long long time ago. In a semi detached 3 bedroom house far, far away.
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*sings……. Give a man half a chance, and he could make your boobs bounce, and maybe you’d be happy for awhile…. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
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"to the tune of American pie, A long long long time ago. In a semi detached 3 bedroom house far, far away.
*sings……. Give a man half a chance, and he could make your boobs bounce, and maybe you’d be happy for awhile…. "
You could make his body shiver, with every kiss you deliver, …. |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"My wife and I fucked last Christmas
And the wife and I will be fucking tomorrow.. and today
When was the last time you did it ol' woody? You didn't say
I actually could not tell you, it must have been that long ago I’ve forgotten. *trur story.
Ffs, I need a woman. "
Does she need to be alive? Maybe a coma patient?
I know a guy, fat dude, wears a red coat with bells on it, really weird... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
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"My wife and I fucked last Christmas
And the wife and I will be fucking tomorrow.. and today
When was the last time you did it ol' woody? You didn't say
I actually could not tell you, it must have been that long ago I’ve forgotten. *trur story.
Ffs, I need a woman.
Does she need to be alive? Maybe a coma patient?
I know a guy, fat dude, wears a red coat with bells on it, really weird..."
It’s preferable, how else can I get her to walk upstairs |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"My wife and I fucked last Christmas
And the wife and I will be fucking tomorrow.. and today
When was the last time you did it ol' woody? You didn't say
I actually could not tell you, it must have been that long ago I’ve forgotten. *trur story.
Ffs, I need a woman.
Does she need to be alive? Maybe a coma patient?
I know a guy, fat dude, wears a red coat with bells on it, really weird...
It’s preferable, how else can I get her to walk upstairs "
You telling me you can't even carry her up the stairs? Tsk tsk |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
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"My wife and I fucked last Christmas
And the wife and I will be fucking tomorrow.. and today
When was the last time you did it ol' woody? You didn't say
I actually could not tell you, it must have been that long ago I’ve forgotten. *trur story.
Ffs, I need a woman.
Does she need to be alive? Maybe a coma patient?
I know a guy, fat dude, wears a red coat with bells on it, really weird...
It’s preferable, how else can I get her to walk upstairs
You telling me you can't even carry her up the stairs? Tsk tsk"
This Depends on how sexually frustrated I am |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago
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"1982, Christmas Day. two different women. One who I should have married and one who wanted to marry me.
Needless to say it all went tits up on Boxing Day. I was a right fool when I was younger  "
The good old days eh?
We all mess up pal.  ….
1982? christmas parties are tame now!!! |
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I had sex the day after Boxing Day a couple of years ago with my long term partner.
I don't usually see anyone between Christmas and New Year. 
