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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich 
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?"
But what's sticky on my fingers? 
*sniffs index and middle fingers* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"Challenge gender stereotypes this 2024"
I do the man's role in this house
And I do the woman's role in this house
The Mrs gets horny when she sees me DIY and clean the house |
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*"
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one "
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet |
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet "
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet. "
Think she's lucky?
I'm the lucky bastard who gets to sleep with her |
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet. "
I just want triple quilted bog roll  |
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
I just want triple quilted bog roll "
Me too. I use pages from the farmers’ almanac. In my outhouse  |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet. "
Not a man who makes you sandwiches??!! |
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
Not a man who makes you sandwiches??!!"
Bidets do exist. |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
Not a man who makes you sandwiches??!!
Bidets do exist. "
ooh, harsh (true tho) |
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
I just want triple quilted bog roll
Me too. I use pages from the farmers’ almanac. In my outhouse "
You have an outhouse?! We just have a hole in the ground in the garden! |
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
I just want triple quilted bog roll
Me too. I use pages from the farmers’ almanac. In my outhouse
You have an outhouse?! We just have a hole in the ground in the garden!"
Yes but I have to walk to it barefoot in the snow and uphill both ways. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
Not a man who makes you sandwiches??!!"
Us men who make sandwiches are all taken |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
Not a man who makes you sandwiches??!!
Us men who make sandwiches are all taken "
No need to rub it in! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
Not a man who makes you sandwiches??!!
Us men who make sandwiches are all taken
No need to rub it in! "
And boy do I rub it in gooood
*thrusts hips*
Uhn... uhn... |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
Not a man who makes you sandwiches??!!
Us men who make sandwiches are all taken
No need to rub it in!
And boy do I rub it in gooood
*thrusts hips*
Uhn... uhn... "
Yeesh! Stealth boasting about the earlier heavy action, are we? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
Not a man who makes you sandwiches??!!
Us men who make sandwiches are all taken
No need to rub it in!
And boy do I rub it in gooood
*thrusts hips*
Uhn... uhn...
Yeesh! Stealth boasting about the earlier heavy action, are we? "
That was just a warm up sesh to what came after, before this thread  |
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