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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Don't lie, it was obviously your backup account"
Far too lazy and needs too much effort for that. It's like you don't even know her at all Joe. |
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over a year ago
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one "
I hope it’s not you and a man  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics."
I blurred your penis calm down. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics."
Has does one obtain said permission?
Asking for a friend. |
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over a year ago
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
At least we know you won’t be Unicorn Hunters *shudders*"
Oh you're safe don't worry |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down."
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
At least we know you won’t be Unicorn Hunters *shudders*
Oh you're safe don't worry"
Thank fuck. I was really quite fussed. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
Has does one obtain said permission?
Asking for a friend. "
A blowjob and a McDonald’s breakfast usually does the trick. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina."
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
Has does one obtain said permission?
Asking for a friend.
A blowjob and a McDonald’s breakfast usually does the trick."
You drive a hard bargain  |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
Has does one obtain said permission?
Asking for a friend.
A blowjob and a McDonald’s breakfast usually does the trick.
You drive a hard bargain "
I’m a man that knows my worth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina."
Scarily accurate |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate "
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child."
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
"
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too "
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
"
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan."
Someone's had their Weetabix today. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
Someone's had their Weetabix today. "
Is that code for cans of San Miguel? |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan."
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
"
There might be some truth to it. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it."
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
"
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her "
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything. "
I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her "
I kind of like her humor.
Makes my humor less weird sometimes.
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.
I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty."
I know the feeling. You know the ace venture shower scene. That. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.
I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty."
I still have it laminated |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.
I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty."
***
I mean that's a bit too much for a joke.
No? |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.
I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty.
I know the feeling. You know the ace venture shower scene. That. "
More like the scene when he climbs out of a rhinos arse. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.
I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty.
***
I mean that's a bit too much for a joke.
No?"
I have no limits for my humour. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.
I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty.
I still have it laminated "
***
Well, I came to save you, but...
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.
I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty.
I still have it laminated "
You look like you enjoy laminating. |
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