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I need to stop inserting household products where they don’t belong.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"Find a bigger object to shove it back up 
Like a butternut squash?
Maybe just upgrade to a medium marrow for now "
If I slice it first…. I think that would be easier. |
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"Find a bigger object to shove it back up
Like a butternut squash?
Maybe just upgrade to a medium marrow for now
If I slice it first…. I think that would be easier. "
2 birds one stone.. vegi bake for after?? |
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If you're joking, then go fuck yourself.
Then come back here.
That’s what’s got me in this trouble …  "
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Recurent Plus then.
It will sting for a few minutes, because it's minty.
Better than anusol. |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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I reckon you should take a knobbed mace and ass blast those haemorrhoids out your colon. Maybe put the knobbly bit on the end of a power drill so it acts like an electric toothbrush for your ass  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"Tie them off with kitchen twine, spray some BBQ lighter spray and set them ablaze. They will literally fall off your back end. "
How the hell am I supposed to see what I’m doing???  |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"I reckon you should take a knobbed mace and ass blast those haemorrhoids out your colon. Maybe put the knobbly bit on the end of a power drill so it acts like an electric toothbrush for your ass
I’ve got a 36v battery!!!! "
Nah plug that drill into the mains for a full power cleanse |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"Tie them off with kitchen twine, spray some BBQ lighter spray and set them ablaze. They will literally fall off your back end.
How the hell am I supposed to see what I’m doing??? "
You’re not meant to. It’s what keeps you going not being totally certain what is happening. Give it a go now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Sit on an ice cube 
Pronounced 'Arse cube' in Jersey and South Africa. Not sure about Australia as well."
Hahaha. Where was this a couple of days ago!!! |
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"Sit on an ice cube
Pronounced 'Arse cube' in Jersey and South Africa. Not sure about Australia as well.
Hahaha. Where was this a couple of days ago!!! "
Yes. Just saw it, I'm a slow reader sometimes. |
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