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over a year ago
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"Seen that thieving, burger eating pikey?? 
Here I am owhh
Jeeze that was quick! She made me do it!! Lol  "
How very dare you involve me in your forum mayhem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen that thieving, burger eating pikey??
Here I am owhh
Sorry couldn't resist double chopping 
Oi who rattled your cage!!! "
Ssshhh it you!!! Speak when your spoken to!! Get back to your sheep handling course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen that thieving, burger eating pikey??
Here I am owhh
Sorry couldn't resist double chopping
Oi who rattled your cage!!!
Ssshhh it you!!! Speak when your spoken to!! Get back to your sheep handling course "
I've got a sheepskin mac ready and waiting for the day when Cutipie Dave sorts my plumbing! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't pick on SOTB, she has a delectable derrière, and I forbid you to upset a member of the sisterhood! "
Since when did you turn into Millie Tant??  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Seen that thieving, burger eating pikey??
Here I am owhh
Sorry couldn't resist double chopping
Oi who rattled your cage!!!
Ssshhh it you!!! Speak when your spoken to!! Get back to your sheep handling course
I've got a sheepskin mac ready and waiting for the day when Cutipie Dave sorts my plumbing! "
I heard he can't control his own water works |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't pick on SOTB, she has a delectable derrière, and I forbid you to upset a member of the sisterhood!
Since when did you turn into Millie Tant?? "
You've not been around the forums for a bit, so basically, the sisterhood evolved one dull forum day, when us girls decided Ryans rear needed some sexploratory work. Me, Julie, Lucy, and one or two others formed 'the sisterhood'! - end of lesson |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen that thieving, burger eating pikey??
Here I am owhh
Sorry couldn't resist double chopping
Oi who rattled your cage!!!
Ssshhh it you!!! Speak when your spoken to!! Get back to your sheep handling course
I've got a sheepskin mac ready and waiting for the day when Cutiepie Dave sorts my plumbing!
I heard he can't control his own water works"
Thats slander!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seen that thieving, burger eating pikey??
Here I am owhh
Jeeze that was quick! She made me do it!! Lol
Watch her Dave she has hidden agendas "
I know wants her plumbing sorting . Told her my spanners not big enough  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen that thieving, burger eating pikey??
Here I am owhh
Jeeze that was quick! She made me do it!! Lol
Watch her Dave she has hidden agendas
I know wants her plumbing sorting . Told her my spanners not big enough "
I recall tool and Ryan being mentioned in the same sentence, but I doubt we were on the same page! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't pick on SOTB, she has a delectable derrière, and I forbid you to upset a member of the sisterhood!
Since when did you turn into Millie Tant??
You've not been around the forums for a bit, so basically, the sisterhood evolved one dull forum day, when us girls decided Ryans rear needed some sexploratory work. Me, Julie, Lucy, and
one or two others formed 'the sisterhood'! - end of lesson "
Oh yeah thanks for reminding me ! Now for another 6 sessions of counselling  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't pick on SOTB, she has a delectable derrière, and I forbid you to upset a member of the sisterhood!
Since when did you turn into Millie Tant??
You've not been around the forums for a bit, so basically, the sisterhood evolved one dull forum day, when us girls decided Ryans rear needed some sexploratory work. Me, Julie, Lucy, and
one or two others formed 'the sisterhood'! - end of lesson
Oh yeah thanks for reminding me ! Now for another 6 sessions of counselling "
We can do a bit of work on you too if ya like Dave - go on, ya know ya wanna! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't pick on SOTB, she has a delectable derrière, and I forbid you to upset a member of the sisterhood!
Since when did you turn into Millie Tant??
You've not been around the forums for a bit, so basically, the sisterhood evolved one dull forum day, when us girls decided Ryans rear needed some sexploratory work. Me, Julie, Lucy, and
one or two others formed 'the sisterhood'! - end of lesson
Oh yeah thanks for reminding me ! Now for another 6 sessions of counselling "
Aw come here Dave.... Come lay on my sofa and tell Lucy what's troubling you |
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"Seen that thieving, burger eating pikey??
Here I am owhh
Jeeze that was quick! She made me do it!! Lol
Watch her Dave she has hidden agendas
I know wants her plumbing sorting . Told her my spanners not big enough
I recall tool and Ryan being mentioned in the same sentence, but I doubt we were on the same page! "
I heard talk of a 7.5 inch griply with harness |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't pick on SOTB, she has a delectable derrière, and I forbid you to upset a member of the sisterhood!
Since when did you turn into Millie Tant??
You've not been around the forums for a bit, so basically, the sisterhood evolved one dull forum day, when us girls decided Ryans rear needed some
sexploratory work. Me, Julie, Lucy, and
one or two others formed 'the sisterhood'! - end of lesson
Oh yeah thanks for reminding me ! Now for another 6 sessions of counselling
Aw come here Dave.... Come lay on my sofa and tell Lucy what's troubling you "
Only if you put that thing resembling a bloody broom handle away!!! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Seen that thieving, burger eating pikey??
Here I am owhh
Jeeze that was quick! She made me do it!! Lol
Watch her Dave she has hidden agendas
I know wants her plumbing sorting . Told her my spanners not big enough
I recall tool and Ryan being mentioned in the same sentence, but I doubt we were on the same page! "
That was my grease gun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen that thieving, burger eating pikey??
Here I am owhh
Jeeze that was quick! She made me do it!! Lol
Watch her Dave she has hidden agendas
I know wants her plumbing sorting . Told her my spanners not big enough
I recall tool and Ryan being mentioned in the same sentence, but I doubt we were on the same page!
I heard talk of a 7.5 inch griply with harness "
oooohhhh ya flash bugger, mines only 7 inch, and the harness doesn't half chafe, you must have the mkII version! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't pick on SOTB, she has a delectable derrière, and I forbid you to upset a member of the sisterhood!
Since when did you turn into Millie Tant??
You've not been around the forums for a bit, so basically, the sisterhood evolved one dull forum day, when us girls decided Ryans rear needed some
sexploratory work. Me, Julie, Lucy, and
one or two others formed 'the sisterhood'! - end of lesson
Oh yeah thanks for reminding me ! Now for another 6 sessions of counselling
We can do a bit of work on you too if ya like Dave - go on, ya know ya wanna! "
Oh please would you? * blows raspberry and puts two fingers up, dream on nutters!!! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Seen that thieving, burger eating pikey??
Here I am owhh
Jeeze that was quick! She made me do it!! Lol
Watch her Dave she has hidden agendas
I know wants her plumbing sorting . Told her my spanners not big enough
I recall tool and Ryan being mentioned in the same sentence, but I doubt we were on the same page!
I heard talk of a 7.5 inch griply with harness "
Pretty impressive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't pick on SOTB, she has a delectable derrière, and I forbid you to upset a member of the sisterhood!
Since when did you turn into Millie Tant??
You've not been around the forums for a bit, so basically, the sisterhood evolved one dull forum day, when us girls decided Ryans rear needed some
sexploratory work. Me, Julie, Lucy, and
one or two others formed 'the sisterhood'! - end of lesson
Oh yeah thanks for reminding me ! Now for another 6 sessions of counselling
Aw come here Dave.... Come lay on my sofa and tell Lucy what's troubling you
Only if you put that thing resembling a bloody broom handle away!!! "
It's ok I will shut Ryan out of the room....
Don't think he has ever been called a broom handle before pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seen that thieving, burger eating pikey??
Here I am owhh
Jeeze that was quick! She made me do it!! Lol
Watch her Dave she has hidden agendas
I know wants her plumbing sorting . Told her my spanners not big enough
I recall tool and Ryan being mentioned in the same sentence, but I doubt we were on the same page!
That was my grease gun"
Did you locate on the relavent nipple??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't pick on SOTB, she has a delectable derrière, and I forbid you to upset a member of the sisterhood!
Since when did you turn into Millie Tant??
You've not been around the forums for a bit, so basically, the sisterhood evolved one dull forum day, when us girls decided Ryans rear needed some
sexploratory work. Me, Julie, Lucy, and
one or two others formed 'the sisterhood'! - end of lesson
Oh yeah thanks for reminding me ! Now for another 6 sessions of counselling
Aw come here Dave.... Come lay on my sofa and tell Lucy what's troubling you
Only if you put that thing resembling a bloody broom handle away!!!
It's ok I will shut Ryan out of the room....
Don't think he has ever been called a broom handle before pmsl "
Your work here is done Lucy, spat tea everywhere reading that one!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mug head!
Owhh!
Ah the glamorous assistant joins the fray
Not so glam right now i need a budget for supplies guvnor"
Sure Ryan will lend you a maccy d's bag? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mug head!
Owhh!
Ah the glamorous assistant joins the fray
Not so glam right now i need a budget for supplies guvnor
Sure Ryan will lend you a maccy d's bag? "
It's got a soggy hole in it nowadays |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't pick on SOTB, she has a delectable derrière, and I forbid you to upset a member of the sisterhood!
Since when did you turn into Millie Tant??
You've not been around the forums for a bit, so basically, the sisterhood evolved one dull forum day, when us girls decided Ryans rear needed some
sexploratory work. Me, Julie, Lucy, and
one or two others formed 'the sisterhood'! - end of lesson
Oh yeah thanks for reminding me ! Now for another 6 sessions of counselling
Aw come here Dave.... Come lay on my sofa and tell Lucy what's troubling you
Only if you put that thing resembling a bloody broom handle away!!!
It's ok I will shut Ryan out of the room....
Don't think he has ever been called a broom handle before pmsl
Your work here is done Lucy, spat tea everywhere reading that one!!! :-
D"
'Work' and ' Lucy' in the same sentence will wonders never cease??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mug head!
Owhh!
Ah the glamorous assistant joins the fray
Not so glam right now i need a budget for supplies guvnor
Sure Ryan will lend you a maccy d's bag?
It's got a soggy hole in it nowadays "
Teach him to put it by your leaky radiator then!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't pick on SOTB, she has a delectable derrière, and I forbid you to upset a member of the sisterhood!
Since when did you turn into Millie Tant??
You've not been around the forums for a bit, so basically, the sisterhood evolved one dull forum day, when us girls decided Ryans rear needed some
sexploratory work. Me, Julie, Lucy, and
one or two others formed 'the sisterhood'! - end of lesson
Oh yeah thanks for reminding me ! Now for another 6 sessions of counselling
Aw come here Dave.... Come lay on my sofa and tell Lucy what's troubling you
Only if you put that thing resembling a bloody broom handle away!!!
It's ok I will shut Ryan out of the room....
Don't think he has ever been called a broom handle before pmsl
Your work here is done Lucy, spat tea everywhere reading that one!!! :-
D
'Work' and ' Lucy' in the same sentence will wonders never cease??? "
And you wanted me to be nice to you....
Tigs give me 10 mins to restrain him then enter via the back door |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mug head!
Owhh!
Ah the glamorous assistant joins the fray
Not so glam right now i need a budget for supplies guvnor
Sure Ryan will lend you a maccy d's bag?
It's got a soggy hole in it nowadays
Teach him to put it by your leaky radiator then!! "
Which reminds me, I must do my pelvic floors today!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't pick on SOTB, she has a delectable derrière, and I forbid you to upset a member of the sisterhood!
Since when did you turn into Millie Tant??
You've not been around the forums for a bit, so basically, the sisterhood evolved one dull forum day, when us girls decided Ryans rear needed some
sexploratory work. Me, Julie, Lucy, and
one or two others formed 'the sisterhood'! - end of lesson
Oh yeah thanks for reminding me ! Now for another 6 sessions of counselling
Aw come here Dave.... Come lay on my sofa and tell Lucy what's troubling you
Only if you put that thing resembling a bloody broom handle away!!!
It's ok I will shut Ryan out of the room....
Don't think he has ever been called a broom handle before pmsl
Your work here is done Lucy, spat tea everywhere reading that one!!! :-
D
'Work' and ' Lucy' in the same sentence will wonders never cease???
And you wanted me to be nice to you....
Tigs give me 10 mins to restrain him then enter via the back door "
Dave loves it via the back door |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't pick on SOTB, she has a delectable derrière, and I forbid you to upset a member of the sisterhood!
Since when did you turn into Millie Tant??
You've not been around the forums for a bit, so basically, the sisterhood evolved one dull forum day, when us girls decided Ryans rear needed some
sexploratory work. Me, Julie, Lucy, and
one or two others formed 'the sisterhood'! - end of lesson
Oh yeah thanks for reminding me ! Now for another 6 sessions of counselling
Aw come here Dave.... Come lay on my sofa and tell Lucy what's troubling you
Only if you put that thing resembling a bloody broom handle away!!!
It's ok I will shut Ryan out of the room....
Don't think he has ever been called a broom handle before pmsl
Your work here is done Lucy, spat tea everywhere reading that one!!! :-
D
'Work' and ' Lucy' in the same sentence will wonders never cease???
And you wanted me to be nice to you....
Tigs give me 10 mins to restrain him then enter via the back door "
Is the broom handle still in the same place, on the naughty step!? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Don't pick on SOTB, she has a delectable derrière, and I forbid you to upset a member of the sisterhood!
Since when did you turn into Millie Tant??
You've not been around the forums for a bit, so basically, the sisterhood evolved one dull forum day, when us girls decided Ryans rear needed some
sexploratory work. Me, Julie, Lucy, and
one or two others formed 'the sisterhood'! - end of lesson
Oh yeah thanks for reminding me ! Now for another 6 sessions of counselling
Aw come here Dave.... Come lay on my sofa and tell Lucy what's troubling you
Only if you put that thing resembling a bloody broom handle away!!!
It's ok I will shut Ryan out of the room....
Don't think he has ever been called a broom handle before pmsl
Your work here is done Lucy, spat tea everywhere reading that one!!! :-
D
'Work' and ' Lucy' in the same sentence will wonders never cease???
And you wanted me to be nice to you....
Tigs give me 10 mins to restrain him then enter via the back door
Dave loves it via the back door"
He prefers to call it the tradesmans entrance |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Dave loves it via the back door
He prefers to call it the tradesmans entrance
Only you would know "
He told me you can't always guarantee a sheep of the fairer sex. It's far simpler and less confusing to enter through the same way every time. |
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over a year ago
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"The cats mother wants her cape back !!!
Speaking of which, where IS my cape?
Ahem my cape missy!! You robbed it off me "
You were lacking in your crusader duties, I had to step in and save the day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dave loves it via the back door
He prefers to call it the tradesmans entrance
Only you would know
He told me you can't always guarantee a sheep of the fairer sex. It's far simpler and less confusing to enter through the same way every time. "
He said, she said, blah blah baaaaaaa |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Dave loves it via the back door
He prefers to call it the tradesmans entrance
Only you would know
He told me you can't always guarantee a sheep of the fairer sex. It's far simpler and less confusing to enter through the same way every time.
He said, she said, blah blah baaaaaaa "
That's it ! You have overstepped the mark. Owhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave loves it via the back door
He prefers to call it the tradesmans entrance
Only you would know
He told me you can't always guarantee a sheep of the fairer sex. It's far simpler and less confusing to enter through the same way every time.
He said, she said, blah blah baaaaaaa
That's it ! You have overstepped the mark. Owhh "
You can't do that!!! You can't owhh to an assistant...
Pfft this power has straight to your head Ryan |
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"He said, she said, blah blah baaaaaaa
That's it ! You have overstepped the mark. Owhh
You can't do that!!! You can't owhh to an assistant...
Pfft this power has straight to your head Ryan "
He's like that when he can't get his own way |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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He said, she said, blah blah baaaaaaa
That's it ! You have overstepped the mark. Owhh
You can't do that!!! You can't owhh to an assistant...
Pfft this power has straight to your head Ryan "
Sometimes in management you have to be ruthless. I did it for the greater good. Next to the casting couch please |
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"He said, she said, blah blah baaaaaaa
That's it ! You have overstepped the mark. Owhh
You can't do that!!! You can't owhh to an assistant...
Pfft this power has straight to your head Ryan
He's like that when he can't get his own way "
You shudda seen the sulking out of him when I wouldn't buy him a cookie! |
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over a year ago
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"He said, she said, blah blah baaaaaaa
That's it ! You have overstepped the mark. Owhh
You can't do that!!! You can't owhh to an assistant...
Pfft this power has straight to your head Ryan
He's like that when he can't get his own way
You shudda seen the sulking out of him when I wouldn't buy him a cookie! "
Oh i can only imagine "I want a cookie and if I don't get one ill scweam and scweam' |
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"Thought it was learn how to shag a sheep week ? 
I believe lessons are being offered in Kent, with day trips out for practical tests "
Fully booked with people from the midlands! |
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"Thought it was learn how to shag a sheep week ?
I believe lessons are being offered in Kent, with day trips out for practical tests "
Yep the course is absolutely free too!!
Ywos |
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He said, she said, blah blah baaaaaaa
That's it ! You have overstepped the mark. Owhh
You can't do that!!! You can't owhh to an assistant...
Pfft this power has straight to your head Ryan
Sometimes in management you have to be ruthless. I did it for the greater good. Next to the casting couch please "
You should have consulted me.... No more sulky out bursts Mr!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thought it was learn how to shag a sheep week ?
I believe lessons are being offered in Kent, with day trips out for practical tests
Yep the course is absolutely free too!!
Ywos"
Never been more confused in my life |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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He said, she said, blah blah baaaaaaa
That's it ! You have overstepped the mark. Owhh
You can't do that!!! You can't owhh to an assistant...
Pfft this power has straight to your head Ryan
Sometimes in management you have to be ruthless. I did it for the greater good. Next to the casting couch please
You should have consulted me.... No more sulky out bursts Mr!! "
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