"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping  "
Wrapping is much more fun when you're made to wear a remote control vibrator linked to sound level. Who knew wrapping paper was so noisy! 
Also I can send you a photo of our rope play from last night?
Jx |
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"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping
Wrapping is much more fun when you're made to wear a remote control vibrator linked to sound level. Who knew wrapping paper was so noisy!
Also I can send you a photo of our rope play from last night?
Jx"
Oh. I don't really like vibrators. Especially when I'm alone. I suppose sitting on a tentacle could help though.
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"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping
Wrapping is much more fun when you're made to wear a remote control vibrator linked to sound level. Who knew wrapping paper was so noisy!
Also I can send you a photo of our rope play from last night?
Jx
Oh. I don't really like vibrators. Especially when I'm alone. I suppose sitting on a tentacle could help though.
And all of the yes please "
It's the lovense lush so it's worn inside. It's like a low rumble rather than a full on buzz. I love it. 
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"Yep, the Lounge is so quiet I'm cleaning the oven.
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Please can you clean ours too? Please and thank you
On my way. I cheat with strong chemicals, hope that's ok!
J"
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"How's the oven looking? Is it clean?
You know, this is the sort of Christmas Eve Eve thread I can be invested in, thank you for keeping it real.
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It's sparkling Meli. And now I have a celebratory Baileys
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"Sorry fluffy fuckers, been sleeping 
You deserve a nap after your late night finish the other day!
Hoping things liven up or I'm going to have to do the bathroom! 
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Phil’s got things going |
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"I've just bought, Bailey's, wine, rum and tiramisu. Now I'm going to wrap presents whilst watching Die Hard.
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Perfect! I'm on a mission to find out how much Baileys you can drink before it gets sickly. For research. It's more than 2 big glasses.
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"I’ve just cleaned the entire house. I’m knackered now. Send help.
(And by help I mean slow massages and soft-lipped blowjobs, please and thank you.)"
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"Yep, the Lounge is so quiet I'm cleaning the oven.
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Love getting time to clean the oven properly. To be fair I like time to clean all the house. "
I dislike the doing intensely. I like it once it's done though. |
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"I got one of those van people to do it couple of weeks back . They did a brilliant job.looks brand new
Therein lies the rub. Dislike doing it myself. Too tight to pay someone else. 
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"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping
Wrapping is much more fun when you're made to wear a remote control vibrator linked to sound level. Who knew wrapping paper was so noisy!
Also I can send you a photo of our rope play from last night?
Jx"
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"I got one of those van people to do it couple of weeks back . They did a brilliant job.looks brand new
Therein lies the rub. Dislike doing it myself. Too tight to pay someone else.
J"
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"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping
Wrapping is much more fun when you're made to wear a remote control vibrator linked to sound level. Who knew wrapping paper was so noisy!
Also I can send you a photo of our rope play from last night?
Jx
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You have couples blocked but there's a cropped front view on our profile
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"I got one of those van people to do it couple of weeks back . They did a brilliant job.looks brand new
Therein lies the rub. Dislike doing it myself. Too tight to pay someone else.
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*grin* I pictured you being tight "
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"I don't approve of this thread
Which bit?
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All of it
I might put that on our profile.
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That I don't approve of your thread? "
Yep. I'm quite proud that you disapprove so much you felt the need to say so. It's not even an exciting thread.
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"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping
Ahhh bollocks, that's reminded me that I need to do my wrapping 
Guess who has done 90% of the wrapping already 
MrsAbz "
Finished ours yesterday. Now for Die Hard, Quality Street and...MOAR BAILEYS!
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"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping
Wrapping is much more fun when you're made to wear a remote control vibrator linked to sound level. Who knew wrapping paper was so noisy!
Also I can send you a photo of our rope play from last night?
Jx
You have couples blocked but there's a cropped front view on our profile
J"
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"I've just bought, Bailey's, wine, rum and tiramisu. Now I'm going to wrap presents whilst watching Die Hard.
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But how will you be surprised when you open them on Christmas day? |
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"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping
Ahhh bollocks, that's reminded me that I need to do my wrapping
Guess who has done 90% of the wrapping already
MrsAbz "
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