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Hey Fu@*king Santa Claus Wheres my Fu@*king Bike?!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What has been your most unwanted, unpopular and useless Christmas present given to you ever?
Mine...a willy warmer made by my x wifes grandmother....2" long and just about big enough to get your thumb into!...I think she was taking the piss and did not like me that much!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"mine was a ball of string and some scissors from my aunt  "
I'll swap you those for my willy warmer. Never been worn (no surprises there), if you loose the thumb bit of a glove, you can use it that way to keep your thumb warm.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What has been your most unwanted, unpopular and useless Christmas present given to you ever?
Mine...a willy warmer made by my x wifes grandmother....2" long and just about big enough to get your thumb into!...I think she was taking the piss and did not like me that much! "
Hey..that would fit me, no probs....can I register as disabled..lol |
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a corkscrew and can opener set given by a pub landlord
they fell apart trying to open the first bottle of wine and tin of beer
must have been made in china and sold wholesale for about 20p per set |
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Last Christmas I had a Pink Floyd CD "Dark Side Of The Moon" off my brother, should have been called "From the bottom of things I don't want myself box", the case was scratched and cracked and so was the CD to the point that it did not play properly. He said it was new...My Arse!!!! "Tight Bastard".
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"What has been your most unwanted, unpopular and useless Christmas present given to you ever?
Mine...a willy warmer made by my x wifes grandmother....2" long and just about big enough to get your thumb into!...I think she was taking the piss and did not like me that much! "
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