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I’m so vain
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"Unless it specifically mentions a fat dickhead from Stoke, then probably not "I had some fat dick head from Stoke once. ...not bad, would recommend.  | |||
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"Unless it specifically mentions a fat dickhead from Stoke, then probably not "I almost got punched by a fat dickhead from Stoke. A different fat dickhead from Stoke but a fat dickhead from Stoke nonetheless. | |||
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"Unless it specifically mentions a fat dickhead from Stoke, then probably not " | |||
"I’m too important to comment…" Must we keep our eyes averted too? Apparently Mariah Carey is not to be looked in the eye by peons working in recording studios. We had this drilled into us in NY when I worked in one. It was a sackable offence. | |||
"Unless it specifically mentions a fat dickhead from Stoke, then probably not
I had some fat dick head from Stoke once.
...not bad, would recommend.
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"I had me several years ago, when I was still quite naive." Didn't I hear that you had some dreams but they were clouds in your coffee?  | |||
"I had me several years ago, when I was still quite naive. Didn't I hear that you had some dreams but they were clouds in your coffee? "Busted | |||
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"I had me several years ago, when I was still quite naive. Didn't I hear that you had some dreams but they were clouds in your coffee?
Busted "Sigh. So predictable.  | |||
"I had me several years ago, when I was still quite naive. Didn't I hear that you had some dreams but they were clouds in your coffee?
Busted
Sigh.
So predictable. "That’s me! Utterly predictable and always mundane. Vain and mundane. No wonder I have so much trouble finding enemies with benefits  | |||
"I don't take any of this personally, unless it's clearly something unpleasant aimed at me, or people I like. "Btw I love your hair x | |||
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"I don't take any of this personally, unless it's clearly something unpleasant aimed at me, or people I like.
Btw I love your hair x"Oh, thank you.
I love yours. | |||
"Sorry did you say something? I was too busy admiring my apricot scarf in the mirror as I went by. J" Did you watch yourself gavotte? | |||
"I don't take any of this personally, unless it's clearly something unpleasant aimed at me, or people I like.
Btw I love your hair x
Oh, thank you.
I love yours. "Why thank you | |||
"goddamn earworm" *cackles* | |||
