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If you received £5 for every person you slept with this year, what would you buy
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"Ferrero Rocher are on me!
But only take one and once they’re gone they’re gone, first come first serve  "
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I would pop in to put one of them in my mouth, but you are not really the girl next door.
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"Ferrero Rocher are on me!
But only take one and once they’re gone they’re gone, first come first serve
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I would pop in to put one of them in my mouth, but you are not really the girl next door.
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"Per person or per fuck ?
If the latter, I could buy a designer handbag.
In that case let’s hope it’s the former, you could buy us all a designer handbag - it is Christmas after all  "
Per person, I’d not be able to buy more than a meal deal with a Club card. Without the Club Card, I’d not manage. |
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"Per person or per fuck ?
If the latter, I could buy a designer handbag.
In that case let’s hope it’s the former, you could buy us all a designer handbag - it is Christmas after all
Per person, I’d not be able to buy more than a meal deal with a Club card. Without the Club Card, I’d not manage. "
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"Per person or per fuck ?
If the latter, I could buy a designer handbag.
In that case let’s hope it’s the former, you could buy us all a designer handbag - it is Christmas after all
Per person, I’d not be able to buy more than a meal deal with a Club card. Without the Club Card, I’d not manage.
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Are you being serious?"
Most times I’m laughing or crying (from laughing) when posting here. Sometimes I’m serious. |
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"Per person or per fuck ?
If the latter, I could buy a designer handbag.
In that case let’s hope it’s the former, you could buy us all a designer handbag - it is Christmas after all
Per person, I’d not be able to buy more than a meal deal with a Club card. Without the Club Card, I’d not manage.
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Are you being serious?
Most times I’m laughing or crying (from laughing) when posting here. Sometimes I’m serious. "
Roland, we're all getting designer bags for Christmas don't worry |
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"Ferrero Rocher are on me!
But only take one and once they’re gone they’re gone, first come first serve
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I would pop in to put one of them in my mouth, but you are not really the girl next door.
You’re talking about the Ferrero Rocher, right? "
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Yes, because I love them. |
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"Per person or per fuck ?
If the latter, I could buy a designer handbag.
In that case let’s hope it’s the former, you could buy us all a designer handbag - it is Christmas after all
Per person, I’d not be able to buy more than a meal deal with a Club card. Without the Club Card, I’d not manage.
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Are you being serious?
Most times I’m laughing or crying (from laughing) when posting here. Sometimes I’m serious.
Roland, we're all getting designer bags for Christmas don't worry"
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I meant she looks better than the real Belladonna.
Not jealous of the handbags.
They wouldn't go well with my goatee and the hairy chest.
I received and will receive more chocolate for Christmas.
Here not even vanilla.
I surprised myself with a concert ticket, but my boss doesn't want to let me go.
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"1 tub of hero’s
1 tub of celebrations
1 tub of quality street
And I wouldn’t have to wait until they’re on offer "
This has left me craving chocolates and I don’t eat chocolates.
Good on you. |
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"You get quite a lot from Shein for a fiver, that's where I'm spending mine "
That site has sucked me in. Stuff is cheap and isn't too bad either.
I'd get myself an all day brunch and if I ate it quick I might have enough for parking too. X |
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I think it would be a couple of kebabs at the end of the night for me, which totally isn’t a bad thing.
For C then as she enjoys the delights of men and women then we could order a nice takeaway with a bottle of wine.
Which is perfect for us
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"Probably half a Freddo… hahah what’s the cost of a freddo these days, they’re my go to inflation indicator lol
There 25p"
I actually had to fact check that myself and I’m totally amazed they actually are 25p I remember about 10 years ago them being 75p
Glad you told me now off to Sainsbury’s to buy me a Freddo haha |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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if it is everyone i have actually slept with it would buy a few pints of beer, however, if i had a fiver for all the ones i have had sex with I wouldn't be worrying about the electricity bills.
Sleep with someone means you are both unconscious
Sleeping with someone doesn't equate to having sex
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"Probably half a Freddo… hahah what’s the cost of a freddo these days, they’re my go to inflation indicator lol
There 25p
I actually had to fact check that myself and I’m totally amazed they actually are 25p I remember about 10 years ago them being 75p
Glad you told me now off to Sainsbury’s to buy me a Freddo haha "
My corner shop do them I'm amazed there still 25p! |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"Probably half a Freddo… hahah what’s the cost of a freddo these days, they’re my go to inflation indicator lol
There 25p
I actually had to fact check that myself and I’m totally amazed they actually are 25p I remember about 10 years ago them being 75p
Glad you told me now off to Sainsbury’s to buy me a Freddo haha
My corner shop do them I'm amazed there still 25p! "
Freddo date if ya ken what I mean |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"I saved a £35 Fab Xmas gift voucher card. This year I fucked more people than all that I met before in my 50 years on earth. Adorable sexy people. Thank you crazy site  "
Roll on next year  |
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£5 each for that one in January and the one in February. So that’s £10
Then the one in March April May is another £5
June is another £5 there might have been a late May entry too but I’m not 100% if it was May or June but £5 for him too?
Then March April May came back in June but I can’t count him for all four can I?
Then February was June and July but nothing for triples either.
August I was out of action but did roll around a bit with someone but kept my knickers on, do I get anything for that?
Sept oct nov was a repeat of March April May June
And December he’s appeared again.
I’ve had a few coffees too. The £25.00 probs covers the coffees 
Are you gonna ask again next year OP cos I’ll keep a better log if you are? |
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"I saved a £35 Fab Xmas gift voucher card. This year I fucked more people than all that I met before in my 50 years on earth. Adorable sexy people. Thank you crazy site
Roll on next year "
I hope so, on my Santa letter |
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I wish I had at least £50. I would probably save it until I need to renew my subscription here.
