"I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.
It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done. "
Out of all the condiments, what made you choose Piccalilli? |
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"I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.
It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done.
Out of all the condiments, what made you choose Piccalilli?"
I think it was the way one can say the word. Put on an Italian accent and kinda sing it as you say it. It suddenly becomes joyous and happy sounding. |
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"I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.
It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done.
Out of all the condiments, what made you choose Piccalilli?
I think it was the way one can say the word. Put on an Italian accent and kinda sing it as you say it. It suddenly becomes joyous and happy sounding. "
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"I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.
It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done.
Out of all the condiments, what made you choose Piccalilli?
I think it was the way one can say the word. Put on an Italian accent and kinda sing it as you say it. It suddenly becomes joyous and happy sounding.
You're not wrong John "
I'm not sure being joyous or happy sounding are the prime targets of what you want from lube? I could always, be mistaken there though
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"Discovered a handful of new kinks including anal fisting. Me giving it to others.
There’s a joke in there somewhere.
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That's sound halfway the real Belladonna."
Depends who the real Belladonna is. My lips are totally fake and a product of injectables so surely can’t be me you’re on about. Now, which lips is the mystery. |
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"I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.
It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done.
Out of all the condiments, what made you choose Piccalilli?
I think it was the way one can say the word. Put on an Italian accent and kinda sing it as you say it. It suddenly becomes joyous and happy sounding.
You're not wrong John
I'm not sure being joyous or happy sounding are the prime targets of what you want from lube? I could always, be mistaken there though
MrsAbz "
It was just a case of needs must, and it was what came to hand.
I’m thinking a a rebrand.
Piccawilly. The condoment for the discerning wanker. |
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"I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.
It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done.
Out of all the condiments, what made you choose Piccalilli?
I think it was the way one can say the word. Put on an Italian accent and kinda sing it as you say it. It suddenly becomes joyous and happy sounding.
You're not wrong John
I'm not sure being joyous or happy sounding are the prime targets of what you want from lube? I could always, be mistaken there though
MrsAbz
It was just a case of needs must, and it was what came to hand.
I’m thinking a a rebrand.
Piccawilly. The condoment for the discerning wanker. "
I am now forever going to pronounce it Piccawilly even in public.
It'll catch on Im sure
MrsAbz |
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"I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.
It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done.
Out of all the condiments, what made you choose Piccalilli?
I think it was the way one can say the word. Put on an Italian accent and kinda sing it as you say it. It suddenly becomes joyous and happy sounding.
You're not wrong John
I'm not sure being joyous or happy sounding are the prime targets of what you want from lube? I could always, be mistaken there though
MrsAbz
It was just a case of needs must, and it was what came to hand.
I’m thinking a a rebrand.
Piccawilly. The condoment for the discerning wanker.
I am now forever going to pronounce it Piccawilly even in public.
It'll catch on Im sure
MrsAbz "
I’m taking it to dragons den |
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"I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.
It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done.
Out of all the condiments, what made you choose Piccalilli?
I think it was the way one can say the word. Put on an Italian accent and kinda sing it as you say it. It suddenly becomes joyous and happy sounding.
You're not wrong John
I'm not sure being joyous or happy sounding are the prime targets of what you want from lube? I could always, be mistaken there though
MrsAbz
It was just a case of needs must, and it was what came to hand.
I’m thinking a a rebrand.
Piccawilly. The condoment for the discerning wanker.
I am now forever going to pronounce it Piccawilly even in public.
It'll catch on Im sure
MrsAbz
I’m taking it to dragons den"
Can I come with you? Maybe grab some others. Make a cheerleading squad to pump you up? Make sure you really grab their attention?
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"Discovered a handful of new kinks including anal fisting. Me giving it to others.
There’s a joke in there somewhere.
***
That's sound halfway the real Belladonna.
Depends who the real Belladonna is. My lips are totally fake and a product of injectables so surely can’t be me you’re on about. Now, which lips is the mystery. "
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I guess it will remain a mystery.
Unless we bump into each other on your way to vision Express, because you lost your contact lenses.
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"Discovered a handful of new kinks including anal fisting. Me giving it to others.
There’s a joke in there somewhere.
***
That's sound halfway the real Belladonna.
Depends who the real Belladonna is. My lips are totally fake and a product of injectables so surely can’t be me you’re on about. Now, which lips is the mystery.
***
I guess it will remain a mystery.
Unless we bump into each other on your way to vision Express, because you lost your contact lenses.
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Shame I’m rubbish at insertion of contact lenses. Had to give them up. |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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Met a few smoking hot red haired lads. Made an interesting FB and have had some fun times getting down at his shop while he's at work. Went to Pandora in Leeds - great club, even better as Hanky panky was DJing. Spent most of the year trying to stop feeling depressed turning into depression and dealing with grief which messed majorly with my mojo.
Next year us definitely going to be a bucket load better.
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