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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.
Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else  ."
Well yes, because that's your name! You are in the family Cunt |
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"You're not a proper cunt...if you was you'd be living in Bexhill.. "
Lol...I'm actually in Bexhill this week dog-sitting for a globetrotting family member.
Can I be an honorary proper cunt this week now please? xx |
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"Funny, you don't look like the Chancellor of the Exchequer...
Or former health secretary Jeremy 
They are one and the same cunt.
But surely, I am the ur-Cunt?  xx"
Oh I forgot he's now chancellor lol |
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"Funny, you don't look like the Chancellor of the Exchequer...
Or former health secretary Jeremy
They are one and the same cunt.
But surely, I am the ur-Cunt? xx
Oh I forgot he's now chancellor lol"
You're allowed to. Custard Queen prerogative  |
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"Funny, you don't look like the Chancellor of the Exchequer...
Or former health secretary Jeremy
They are one and the same cunt.
But surely, I am the ur-Cunt? xx
Oh I forgot he's now chancellor lol
You're allowed to. Custard Queen prerogative "
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You are Mr.Big Cunt (6'1").
I'm short(5'7"),like blues (and Little Richard), so I am Little Cunt.
Might change my username, when I'm allowed again.
FunnyLittleCunt?
Based on looks, not humor.
(Hunt you down, if you steal it)
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Whilst not wishing to accidentally denigrate the musicians with a similar name, I rather like using the description a 'Berkeley James Hunt'.
It gives nodding acknowledgement to the derivation of 'Berk' via rhyming slang.
The James Hunt reference is to fast drivers. Cf 'Who do you thing you are? Stirling effing Moss?' |
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"You are Mr.Big Cunt (6'1").
I'm short(5'7"),like blues (and Little Richard), so I am Little Cunt.
Might change my username, when I'm allowed again.
FunnyLittleCunt?
Based on looks, not humor.
(Hunt you down, if you steal it)
"
FunnyLittleDickyCunt??
Promise I won't steal any of them, but if I did - you could have a Big Cunt Hunt |
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"You are Mr.Big Cunt (6'1").
I'm short(5'7"),like blues (and Little Richard), so I am Little Cunt.
Might change my username, when I'm allowed again.
FunnyLittleCunt?
Based on looks, not humor.
(Hunt you down, if you steal it)
FunnyLittleDickyCunt??
Promise I won't steal any of them, but if I did - you could have a Big Cunt Hunt "
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Everyone called Little Dick at some point under 8" here, so...
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"You are Mr.Big Cunt (6'1").
I'm short(5'7"),like blues (and Little Richard), so I am Little Cunt.
Might change my username, when I'm allowed again.
FunnyLittleCunt?
Based on looks, not humor.
(Hunt you down, if you steal it)
FunnyLittleDickyCunt??
Promise I won't steal any of them, but if I did - you could have a Big Cunt Hunt
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Everyone called Little Dick at some point under 8" here, so...
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The James Hunt reference is to fast drivers. Cf 'Who do you thing you are? Stirling effing Moss?'"
However, I just this minute resorted to 'Clever little cunt' when some twat decelerated his hot exhaust pipe to produce a series of pops and bangs.
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The James Hunt reference is to fast drivers. Cf 'Who do you thing you are? Stirling effing Moss?'
However, I just this minute resorted to 'Clever little cunt' when some twat decelerated his hot exhaust pipe to produce a series of pops and bangs.
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You know, a little tweak and you could become Cuntucopia....and all those hot exhaust pipes would be queuing up for their bangs and pops  . |
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Whilst not wishing to accidentally denigrate the musicians with a similar name, I rather like using the description a 'Berkeley James Hunt'.
It gives nodding acknowledgement to the derivation of 'Berk' via rhyming slang.
The James Hunt reference is to fast drivers. Cf 'Who do you thing you are? Stirling effing Moss?' |
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By *oopy Lou 666Woman 40 weeks ago
Heaven.....………. I came down from Heaven |
"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.
Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else ."
CUNTS ARE USEFULL......YOU AIN`T......X |
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"Absofuckinlutly! "
The word means a sheath for a shepards knife, I have no doubt you are neither the sheath or the knife. The current inturpretation well only you will know but its nothing pleasent. |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.
Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else ."
You are a master of cuntology. You studied many a vagina.. |
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"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.
Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else .
CUNTS ARE USEFULL......YOU AIN`T......X"
I think this is your winner, Mr Cunt  |
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"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.
Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else .
CUNTS ARE USEFULL......YOU AIN`T......X
I think this is your winner, Mr Cunt "
Everyone's a winner.
Except me.
I'm just a cunt xxxx |
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"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.
Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else .
CUNTS ARE USEFULL......YOU AIN`T......X
I think this is your winner, Mr Cunt
Everyone's a winner.
Except me.
I'm just a cunt xxxx"
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It's a twisted world here.
Few NICE/popular people are really just cunts(= Not genuinely nice people, Fake nice, evil...etc.)
Some self titled cunts actually just funny cunts.
I don't think you are a cunt.
You are a funny bloke.
You won my appreciation.
It's slightly more than nothing.
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"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.
Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else .
CUNTS ARE USEFULL......YOU AIN`T......X
I think this is your winner, Mr Cunt
Everyone's a winner.
Except me.
I'm just a cunt xxxx
***
It's a twisted world here.
Few NICE/popular people are really just cunts(= Not genuinely nice people, Fake nice, evil...etc.)
Some self titled cunts actually just funny cunts.
I don't think you are a cunt.
You are a funny bloke.
You won my appreciation.
It's slightly more than nothing.
"
Hey Roland...that means I failed.
I'm not even a cunt then?
New 2024 username - "It's Mr Not Even A Cunt To You"??
Lol - you're welcome, and nice to be appreciated, especially by guys like you and Willy and Mr Wick over the last month or so (and others too, non-guys included).
I might just be a bit cunt-ish on occasion though xxxx |
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"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.
Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else .
CUNTS ARE USEFULL......YOU AIN`T......X
I think this is your winner, Mr Cunt
Everyone's a winner.
Except me.
I'm just a cunt xxxx
***
It's a twisted world here.
Few NICE/popular people are really just cunts(= Not genuinely nice people, Fake nice, evil...etc.)
Some self titled cunts actually just funny cunts.
I don't think you are a cunt.
You are a funny bloke.
You won my appreciation.
It's slightly more than nothing.
Hey Roland...that means I failed.
I'm not even a cunt then?
New 2024 username - "It's Mr Not Even A Cunt To You"??
Lol - you're welcome, and nice to be appreciated, especially by guys like you and Willy and Mr Wick over the last month or so (and others too, non-guys included).
I might just be a bit cunt-ish on occasion though xxxx"
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Feel free to use the "Funny Cunt".
I won't sue you.
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"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.
Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else .
CUNTS ARE USEFULL......YOU AIN`T......X
I think this is your winner, Mr Cunt
Everyone's a winner.
Except me.
I'm just a cunt xxxx
***
It's a twisted world here.
Few NICE/popular people are really just cunts(= Not genuinely nice people, Fake nice, evil...etc.)
Some self titled cunts actually just funny cunts.
I don't think you are a cunt.
You are a funny bloke.
You won my appreciation.
It's slightly more than nothing.
Hey Roland...that means I failed.
I'm not even a cunt then?
New 2024 username - "It's Mr Not Even A Cunt To You"??
Lol - you're welcome, and nice to be appreciated, especially by guys like you and Willy and Mr Wick over the last month or so (and others too, non-guys included).
I might just be a bit cunt-ish on occasion though xxxx
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Feel free to use the "Funny Cunt".
I won't sue you.
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"Shall we have a cunt off.
I’m so good at being a cunt I make hitler look like Jesus.
The mr "
To be honest mate, I always had Jesus, Satan, Hitler, and you down as rank amateurs in your chosen fields. |
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"Shall we have a cunt off.
I’m so good at being a cunt I make hitler look like Jesus.
The mr
To be honest mate, I always had Jesus, Satan, Hitler, and you down as rank amateurs in your chosen fields."
Blame the mrs, since meeting her I have let my cunt game slip slightly. So much so I worried myself the other day, when I was nice to a stranger.
The mr |
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"Shall we have a cunt off.
I’m so good at being a cunt I make hitler look like Jesus.
The mr
To be honest mate, I always had Jesus, Satan, Hitler, and you down as rank amateurs in your chosen fields.
Blame the mrs, since meeting her I have let my cunt game slip slightly. So much so I worried myself the other day, when I was nice to a stranger.
The mr "
One of the main reasons I ditch 'em - they get in the way of being a proper cunt.
And I likes having me focus . |
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