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Make everyone buy a private number plate and drive their car with it on whilst wearing an extra large condom on their head but art the same time wanking into a tissue.  |
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"Make everyone buy a private number plate and drive their car with it on whilst wearing an extra large condom on their head but art the same time wanking into a tissue. "
would that be a reusable tissue? lol   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would start by chopping a few people's heads off!!!
And introduce a 3 day working week and a 4 day weekend Oooooh errrrr does Luke have a big chopper? "
Well lets just say he is nicely put together |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Make everyone buy a private number plate and drive their car with it on whilst wearing an extra large condom on their head but art the same time wanking into a tissue. "
Isn't that dangerous driving? You would have to wear a clear condom or it would impair your vision |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"Make everyone buy a private number plate and drive their car with it on whilst wearing an extra large condom on their head but art the same time wanking into a tissue. Now thats naughty!  "
But it made me laugh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Make everyone buy a private number plate and drive their car with it on whilst wearing an extra large condom on their head but art the same time wanking into a tissue. Now thats naughty!
But it made me laugh "
You can't laugh while wanking it goes all over the place! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok, the revolution starts as of 6pm today, what would your first action be as supreme leader? "
I'd rather be the puppeteer behind the scenes..the supreme leader can take all the shit when it goes wrong ...chump! |
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"Ok, the revolution starts as of 6pm today, what would your first action be as supreme leader?
I'd rather be the puppeteer behind the scenes..the supreme leader can take all the shit when it goes wrong ...chump! "
U didn't want centre stage then? |
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as supreme leader, id abolish the monarchy, jail all peers and confiscate property from those u have excess...id ensure wealth is evenly distributed...id ban shite celebrity based publications who report on trivial shite like peter andres cat or jordan seen in tesco buying bread. id behead anyone who has an asbo or who attacks vunerable members of society...and id make every monday a bank holiday
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