FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > My mate fancies you

My mate fancies you

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By *ea monkey OP   Man 40 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Since it’s the winter solstice and nearly the birthday of someone from an old book that people bang on about, it seemed only fitting that we should get all flirty and stuff.

Since Posh is busy flicking her bean, I’m sure she won’t mind me borrowing her preamble.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *entlemanrogueMan 40 weeks ago

Motherwell

Ok, lets do it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

In!!! First!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

God dam it!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton

In lol.. op you're hot

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *obilebottomMan 40 weeks ago

All over

Oh that was fun last time though I was mostly the messenger, which is fine

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton

OhCumAllYeFuckery you're on my hotlist

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *itygamesMan 40 weeks ago

UK

in .

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *viatrixWoman 40 weeks ago

Redhill

Winter solstice, thank fook.

I’m in.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ulu and MonkeyCouple 40 weeks ago

Durham

Ok in and sending

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"OhCumAllYeFuckery you're on my hotlist "

I should put you on mine just for spelling my username correctly and using all of it.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *educing_EmCouple 40 weeks ago

Tipperary

I'm in

Em x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton


"OhCumAllYeFuckery you're on my hotlist

I should put you on mine just for spelling my username correctly and using all of it. "

feel.free lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *itygamesMan 40 weeks ago

UK

Please would you tell _viatrix that your mate wants to taste her chocolate flan .

passing a message on

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ohntall123Man 40 weeks ago

hitchin

I’m in

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *asty tatsyMan 40 weeks ago

london

I’m in for this please

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *entlemanrogueMan 40 weeks ago

Motherwell


"Since it’s the winter solstice and nearly the birthday of someone from an old book that people bang on about, it seemed only fitting that we should get all flirty and stuff.

Since Posh is busy flicking her bean, I’m sure she won’t mind me borrowing her preamble.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch"

i wantes to send a message, already 4 accounts,i find i cant message, whats the point of joining if your filters are on people.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *aitonelMan 40 weeks ago

Liverpool

Lies and slander

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton


"Lies and slander "

What is ??

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ulu and MonkeyCouple 40 weeks ago

Durham

Hey tasty tasty my mate thinks you're hot and wants to go for a drink with you when she's near you...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *RWoodyCouple 40 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

In for a short while.

J x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ickshawedCouple 40 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I'm always up for a good flirt

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 40 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I'll play postie, my filters are always down but if you're on the blocklist it is what it is.

I don't need my ego feeding any more thus week though

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *nterblueMan 40 weeks ago

manchester

I'll be in

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 40 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oi. Kai! One for you buddy. Apparently my mate has good taste as well as cracking tits

My mate thinks he ( and his penis ) are rather good looking and they would enjoy some shenanigans with both x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *aitonelMan 40 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Oi. Kai! One for you buddy. Apparently my mate has good taste as well as cracking tits

My mate thinks he ( and his penis ) are rather good looking and they would enjoy some shenanigans with both x

"

I do enjoy the word shenanigans!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 40 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

For Dee in Rickshawed, though I think my mate may have wandered off into drooling fantasy halfway through a sentence. I'll let you know if he comes back to finish the job

wouldn't she prefer an aubergine instead of a cucumber? With one small aubergine you can....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *asty tatsyMan 40 weeks ago

london


"Hey tasty tasty my mate thinks you're hot and wants to go for a drink with you when she's near you..."

Well tell your mate just let me know

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Out.

*a Wonko tribute.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 40 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Tea. I am a terrible friend. I should have told you this myself

Please let Tea Monkey know that his profile picture is very oooooft-able

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ulu and MonkeyCouple 40 weeks ago

Durham

She will know...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ickshawedCouple 40 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"For Dee in Rickshawed, though I think my mate may have wandered off into drooling fantasy halfway through a sentence. I'll let you know if he comes back to finish the job

wouldn't she prefer an aubergine instead of a cucumber? With one small aubergine you can...."

All you need is a small aubergine

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ea monkey OP   Man 40 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Tea. I am a terrible friend. I should have told you this myself

Please let Tea Monkey know that his profile picture is very oooooft-able"

Just my picture?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *tanley FunseekerMan 40 weeks ago

stanley

I’m in

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ea monkey OP   Man 40 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very good friend has just sent me this;

Please tell Prey that even though her ego has been massaged plenty already, I’d be very happy to massage her throat from the inside

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *hatsneededMan 40 weeks ago

Exeter

So true! Absolutely stunning!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ulu and MonkeyCouple 40 weeks ago

Durham

[Removed by poster at 21/12/23 22:27:29]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 40 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Please tell Prey that even though her ego has been massaged plenty already, I’d be very happy to massage her throat from the inside "

Does this offer come with a back rub as well?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ehindHerEyesCouple 40 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then....

Tinder

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton

For Seducing_Em from a lovely guy.As the song says it’s a long way to Tipperary, I truly wish it wasn’t so. It would be a festive treat to have your Irish eyes smiling on me, your arms around me and your sweet lips kissing me. ( even better if you were nekkid obvs)

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Im in x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ulu and MonkeyCouple 40 weeks ago

Durham


"Go on then....

Tinder "

Tinder,

My mate thinks you're a saucy redhead minx and would swipe right on you repeatedly

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *obilebottomMan 40 weeks ago

All over

I have been asked to convey a message to J from JandRwoody

'I’d very much like J to go full cowgirl and ride me like an unbroken stallion whilst her gorgeous boobs bounce in my face '

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ehindHerEyesCouple 40 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

A little ditty for Lilmisskrampus that I’d love you to pass her way:

Krampus, krampus, saucy little shagpuss, let’s get in on with no fuss, until we’re both entirely breathless and the sheets are soaked with love mess.

Go on giz a snog you know you want to

Tinder

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton


"A little ditty for Lilmisskrampus that I’d love you to pass her way:

Krampus, krampus, saucy little shagpuss, let’s get in on with no fuss, until we’re both entirely breathless and the sheets are soaked with love mess.

Go on giz a snog you know you want to

Tinder "

Well I'm rather intrigued now

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ea monkey OP   Man 40 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Please tell Prey that even though her ego has been massaged plenty already, I’d be very happy to massage her throat from the inside

Does this offer come with a back rub as well? "

I guess it depends if that’s from the inside too?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

I'll play

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 40 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Please tell Prey that even though her ego has been massaged plenty already, I’d be very happy to massage her throat from the inside

Does this offer come with a back rub as well?

I guess it depends if that’s from the inside too? "

I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible for any penis bearer to give me a back rub without an erection prodding at my arse sooner or later

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

In. Why not.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *hatsneededMan 40 weeks ago

Exeter

Sorry my mates gone shy but I couldnt help myself.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ulu and MonkeyCouple 40 weeks ago

Durham

Getting used to being a postie, might apply for the sorting office next year! Bit of extra cash always good...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

I’m in.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *hatsneededMan 40 weeks ago

Exeter

I would love to try and prove you wrong

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ea monkey OP   Man 40 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Please tell Prey that even though her ego has been massaged plenty already, I’d be very happy to massage her throat from the inside

Does this offer come with a back rub as well?

I guess it depends if that’s from the inside too?

I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible for any penis bearer to give me a back rub without an erection prodding at my arse sooner or later "

I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 40 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible for any penis bearer to give me a back rub without an erection prodding at my arse sooner or later

I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing"

Um. It's probably me saying that asking for a back rub was how I used to hint at wanting fucked in the arse. Back before I realised I can just say those words.

You know, I actually haven't asked for a back rub even once since getting to grips with just saying what I actually want

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *tanley FunseekerMan 40 weeks ago

stanley

Ty to all posties who have delivered for me tonight, off to bed now but if any recipients are daft enough to want to know who the “ mate” was you can out me if they ask.

Night all xx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ea monkey OP   Man 40 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible for any penis bearer to give me a back rub without an erection prodding at my arse sooner or later

I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing

Um. It's probably me saying that asking for a back rub was how I used to hint at wanting fucked in the arse. Back before I realised I can just say those words.

You know, I actually haven't asked for a back rub even once since getting to grips with just saying what I actually want "

That’s a very cute way of asking for it but definitely better to just ask

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ulu and MonkeyCouple 40 weeks ago

Durham


"I'll play"

Oi my mate wants to snog you

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ulieAndBeefCouple 40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

We are in. Separately and together

I'm going to find the postie pants photo!

J (and B)

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ulieAndBeefCouple 40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Also Posh, I will try (and fail) to be smutty in your absence.

J

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *hatsneededMan 40 weeks ago

Exeter


"I’m in. "

Her name may be associated with poison but if she draws her nightshades I have just the antidote for her drab Thursday evening. I promise it will leave us both delirious with pleasure 

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 40 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Fucks sake Kai. Stop being so sexy and making me jealous that you're getting the attention of my sexy friends

Please tell Kai that I'm not convinced if he were a flavour that it would be sour. We could find out in person!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *aughty but nice...Man 40 weeks ago

Staffs

I'm in

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ea monkey OP   Man 40 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Some very sexy friends have just sent me this;

Please can you let Prey know that if we're just asking for what we want... then we want her. Thank you.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *beeMan 40 weeks ago

Bristol

I'm in, can be postie too if you want?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *beeMan 40 weeks ago

Bristol

A gorjus profile has asked me to pass on the following................

Please tell _ea monkey that AFD will have a very different meaning in January.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ea monkey OP   Man 40 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A gorjus profile has asked me to pass on the following................

Please tell _ea monkey that AFD will have a very different meaning in January. "

Should it be rearranged to FAD?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ea monkey OP   Man 40 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy friend sent me this;

Would you please tell prey I think she's gorgeous

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 40 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Some very sexy friends have just sent me this;

Please can you let Prey know that if we're just asking for what we want... then we want her. Thank you."

If they've already paid the bitbat toll, then they're welcome to me

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *aitonelMan 40 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Fucks sake Kai. Stop being so sexy and making me jealous that you're getting the attention of my sexy friends

Please tell Kai that I'm not convinced if he were a flavour that it would be sour. We could find out in person!"

100% sour! And I can try to be less sexy

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ulieAndBeefCouple 40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Some very sexy friends have just sent me this;

Please can you let Prey know that if we're just asking for what we want... then we want her. Thank you.

If they've already paid the bitbat toll, then they're welcome to me "

toll paid.

J

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ulieAndBeefCouple 40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Fucks sake Kai. Stop being so sexy and making me jealous that you're getting the attention of my sexy friends

Please tell Kai that I'm not convinced if he were a flavour that it would be sour. We could find out in person!

100% sour! And I can try to be less sexy "

Fine. Be like that. I was trying to be smutty because it's what Posh would want. And no on is playing. I put my postie pants on for nothing. Nothing I tell you.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ulieAndBeefCouple 40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

That sounded huffy ^^^ but I was actually laughing.

J

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton


"Fucks sake Kai. Stop being so sexy and making me jealous that you're getting the attention of my sexy friends

Please tell Kai that I'm not convinced if he were a flavour that it would be sour. We could find out in person!

100% sour! And I can try to be less sexy "

As long as shenanigans are involved eh??

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ea monkey OP   Man 40 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Fucks sake Kai. Stop being so sexy and making me jealous that you're getting the attention of my sexy friends

Please tell Kai that I'm not convinced if he were a flavour that it would be sour. We could find out in person!

100% sour! And I can try to be less sexy

Fine. Be like that. I was trying to be smutty because it's what Posh would want. And no on is playing. I put my postie pants on for nothing. Nothing I tell you.

"

It’s fine, just take your pants off

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *orny-DJMan 40 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I'm in

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ulieAndBeefCouple 40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Fucks sake Kai. Stop being so sexy and making me jealous that you're getting the attention of my sexy friends

Please tell Kai that I'm not convinced if he were a flavour that it would be sour. We could find out in person!

100% sour! And I can try to be less sexy

Fine. Be like that. I was trying to be smutty because it's what Posh would want. And no one is playing. I put my postie pants on for nothing. Nothing I tell you.

It’s fine, just take your pants off"

Done

J

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *wist my nipplesCouple 40 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh, what filth have I missed? Bound to be LOADS if that Julie is playing. Saucy mare.

Mrs TMN x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ulieAndBeefCouple 40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Oh, what filth have I missed? Bound to be LOADS if that Julie is playing. Saucy mare.

Mrs TMN x"

You'd think so but hardly anyone is playing. So I'm playing with myself.

J

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *wist my nipplesCouple 40 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

[Removed by poster at 21/12/23 23:55:48]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *wist my nipplesCouple 40 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Oh, what filth have I missed? Bound to be LOADS if that Julie is playing. Saucy mare.

Mrs TMN x

You'd think so but hardly anyone is playing. So I'm playing with myself.

J"

Told you! Filth.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *eronicaExplorerWoman 40 weeks ago

London

In because I need it!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 40 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I have been asked to inform the delightful Belladonna that my mate would just live to get his hands on her some time in the new year

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Hello all...

Good evening.... Now... Who might I fancy here... It's like a chocolate box.. hope gump can find his Jenny...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 40 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

My friend (/tyrant) is informing me that I should be asleep by now.

So I'll have to be out as a postie for the evening.

RE the bitbat toll, when's good for you?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *wistedsoul35Man 40 weeks ago

cumbria

I'm in.... Always up for finding out if someone fancies me

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 40 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Right. Last one. Then I'm going to bed.

Ask Twistedsoul35 why he stopped to chat with me. He is so hot!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *wistedsoul35Man 40 weeks ago

cumbria


"Right. Last one. Then I'm going to bed.

Ask Twistedsoul35 why he stopped to chat with me. He is so hot!"

Firstly, thankyou . Make yourself known and let's chat again

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ulieAndBeefCouple 40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Very last message of the night from this postie...

Can you post to VeronicaExplorer she’s definitely got it going on, has she been naughty or nice?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"I have been asked to inform the delightful Belladonna that my mate would just live to get his hands on her some time in the new year

"

Oh, my! Well, stranger hands wouldn’t suit me, but do make yourself known, via PM, if you’d like.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton

This nice fella asked me to let Avatrix know that he has been an admirer of hers for absolutely donkeys years.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *wist my nipplesCouple 40 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Whoops, bit late!

Can you please ask Veronica if she would like to be explored and have her inlets investigated?

Yes, yes I can.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *wist my nipplesCouple 40 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Would you be awfully kind enough to let the wonderful VeronicaExplorer know that I want her. Badly.

You got it!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *wist my nipplesCouple 40 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Can you post to VeronicaExplorer she’s definitely got it going on , has she been naughty or nice?

There you go, Santa!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *wist my nipplesCouple 40 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Am now out x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *aitonelMan 40 weeks ago

Liverpool

I fell asleep

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton

I went to bed lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton

But happy to still play for a bit ( no not like that you bunch of perverts )

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"I fell asleep"

Shock

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *aitonelMan 40 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I fell asleep

Shock "

You weren't putting the effort it. Was a bit dull. Even Misery could do better.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"I fell asleep

Shock

You weren't putting the effort it. Was a bit dull. Even Misery could do better. "

You've went too far

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"But happy to still play for a bit ( no not like that you bunch of perverts )"

don't lie, you're definitely debating it Px

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton

Play nicely lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton


"But happy to still play for a bit ( no not like that you bunch of perverts )

don't lie, you're definitely debating it Px "

Shhhh don't tell everyone

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *herestheParty6Man 40 weeks ago

Harwich

I’ll give it a go IN

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ulieAndBeefCouple 40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Out now! It's get ready for work time.

J

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *herestheParty6Man 40 weeks ago

Harwich

[Removed by poster at 22/12/23 07:30:48]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *hetechmanMan 40 weeks ago

north west

I’m in

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *entlemanrogueMan 40 weeks ago

Motherwell

[Removed by poster at 22/12/23 07:32:50]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *herestheParty6Man 40 weeks ago

Harwich


"Please tell Seducing_em

That should they ever be in the UK. i would most definitely like to treat her to a night/weekend of seduction and kinky fuckery.

Thanks in advance

Rogue

Not so secret then lol

Have another coffee man"

Oh my bad

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *xydadbodMan 40 weeks ago

Milton keynes

I'm in

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *herestheParty6Man 40 weeks ago

Harwich

Please tell Seducing_em

That should they ever be in the UK. i would most definitely like to treat her to a night/weekend of seduction and kinky fuckery.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

I’m in

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *JtheTomMan 40 weeks ago

London

I'm in

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *entlemanrogueMan 40 weeks ago

Motherwell

The BellaDonna

my new friend said, You are someone he'd love to get fiery with anytime

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *atch1982Man 40 weeks ago

Abingdon

Totally in for this! Love a good flirt x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ulieAndBeefCouple 40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I'll post this one as my mate seems nice. But any more messages won't get posted as I'll be in work! And your crush will never know your anonymous flirting!

Hi could you let OhCumAllYeFuckery know I would like to know does she want to hold my candy cane whilst in her Christmas outfit.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Where is the unloved SHELF

just put me on it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *r SproutMan 40 weeks ago

the middle somewhere

In and happy to pass messages on

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *atch1982Man 40 weeks ago

Abingdon

Happy to be the messenger as I doubt my inbox will be inundated x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *entlemanrogueMan 40 weeks ago

Motherwell

Quack, My friend wants you to know

You are absolutely stunning, and you have a lovely set of baubles he hopes you have a naughty good Christmas (and hopes to meet you in the new year, i added that on his behalf)

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *educing_EmCouple 40 weeks ago

Tipperary

I joined and then got distracted and fell asleep,my apologies.

Em x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *mf123Man 40 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Im too nosey for this fancy stuff

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *JtheTomMan 40 weeks ago

London

Hey just seen that my friend wants to let Seducing Em know they'd like to wake up kids Christmas morning to her in thier stocking

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *educing_EmCouple 40 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Hey just seen that my friend wants to let Seducing Em know they'd like to wake up kids Christmas morning to her in thier stocking"

They want to put me in their kids stocking?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *egDaySkipperMan 40 weeks ago

Liverpool

Can I be the filling between Quacks and Bellaseas boobie sandwich please?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *JtheTomMan 40 weeks ago

London


"Hey just seen that my friend wants to let Seducing Em know they'd like to wake up kids Christmas morning to her in thier stocking

They want to put me in their kids stocking? "

*Christmas stocking......Auto correct really fucked that one

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *JtheTomMan 40 weeks ago

London


"Can I be the filling between Quacks and Bellaseas boobie sandwich please?"

Happy to make that a Club sandwich

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 40 weeks ago

Glasgow

Aw, I missed a whole one of these threads? Damn.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Can I be the filling between Quacks and Bellaseas boobie sandwich please?

Happy to make that a Club sandwich "

fucking yes. give me the sandwich with allllll of you, please and thank you Px

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *airyChestedDaveMan 40 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Can I be the filling between Quacks and Bellaseas boobie sandwich please?

Happy to make that a Club sandwich

fucking yes. give me the sandwich with allllll of you, please and thank you Px "

Yes quackers, welcome back, made my Xmas seeing your boobs pop up

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *X2019Man 40 weeks ago

Newcastle

Missed this last night, but I'm in if we get going again

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *entlemanrogueMan 40 weeks ago

Motherwell

[Removed by poster at 22/12/23 12:59:43]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *entlemanrogueMan 40 weeks ago

Motherwell

Oops wrong thread.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *JtheTomMan 40 weeks ago

London

Bump?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *eronicaExplorerWoman 39 weeks ago

London


"Would you be awfully kind enough to let the wonderful VeronicaExplorer know that I want her. Badly.

You got it!

"

Could you text me (Xmas gift)

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

In why not x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *obilebottomMan 39 weeks ago

All over

I can still be postie if nothing else

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittleRed18Woman 39 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Oooh I'm in for a bit!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ickyKlungespeareMan 39 weeks ago

St Leonards

In x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton


"Bump?"

I'd bump you

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *tanley FunseekerMan 39 weeks ago

stanley

I’m in til the thread maxes out

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *inky ChefMan 39 weeks ago

Norwich

No, she doesn't fancy me ...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton

Still.in btw lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ryingitout19Man 39 weeks ago

Wales

Afternoon all

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton


"Afternoon all "

Afternoon

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *orphia2003Woman 39 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

In and happy to be postie. I guarantee to deliver before Christmas too.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton

This is for the delectable _ryingitout19 , my very sexy friend has asked me to tell you that seeing your thighs, every day, makes her moan deeply ... I must say I agree

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *undaLinaTV/TS 39 weeks ago

Streatham

In for a bit

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *tanley FunseekerMan 39 weeks ago

stanley

Apparently I have not mates and nobody fancies me , nowt new there lol.

Merry Christmas folks x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *hrek101Man 39 weeks ago

Herts

I've learnt this year that your mate is a damn liar

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton


"I've learnt this year that your mate is a damn liar "

Lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *orny IrishMan 39 weeks ago

Rural Wiltshire

Is it too late to jump in?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *issYeuxBleusWoman 39 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Showing my face… have had a few brandys so I apologise in advance if I get too naughty

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton


"Showing my face… have had a few brandys so I apologise in advance if I get too naughty "

Hello

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *obilebottomMan 39 weeks ago

All over


"Is it too late to jump in?"

They have all gine to the pub but will let you know if anyone sends me a message about you

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ddie1966Man 39 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I'm in... one last attempt at pulling a Christmas Cracker...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton

Well, MissYB this handsome man wants to take you for a tipsy no holes barred fuck session ending in him decorating your gorgeous boobs in something resembling weak eggnog, can't say I blame him

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago


"Showing my face… have had a few brandys so I apologise in advance if I get too naughty "

My word... You truly are devine...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 39 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Showing my face… have had a few brandys so I apologise in advance if I get too naughty "

Too naughty? I’m in.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 39 weeks ago

Glasgow

And straight away I have a message for Seducing_Em, from a new mate.

“I realise it may be a long way to Tipperary but I know a good place serving a great pint of Guinness if she would join me.”

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *issYeuxBleusWoman 39 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


" Well, MissYB this handsome man wants to take you for a tipsy no holes barred fuck session ending in him decorating your gorgeous boobs in something resembling weak eggnog, can't say I blame him "

Oh my I’ve never tried eggnog before but I want yours to be my first!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

In

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *inosaur PantsMan 39 weeks ago

Stourbridge

In, happy to be postie too

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton

From a lovely gent.Please tell nic85 that I think she has a beautiful pair of eyes, oh and her boobs are very nice also.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *orphia2003Woman 39 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I'm currently drinking a very stunning 13% imperial stout.

But it's nowhere are stunning as the ladies and gents on this thread.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *avinaTVTV/TS 39 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm in for a bit.

Can't postie though, I'm cooking.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *emidemiWoman 39 weeks ago

basingstoke

It’s been a while, I’m in for this

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *orny IrishMan 39 weeks ago

Rural Wiltshire

Postie service for MissYeuxBlues.

I have a handsome mate who says that he will help make your threesome dreams come true if he can change ends at half time?

Merry Christmas

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *orphia2003Woman 39 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

A slightly tipsy fat Welsh dragon wants to say to everyone.

Merry Christmas you sexy beasts. Hope 2024 bring you much happiness

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton


"A slightly tipsy fat Welsh dragon wants to say to everyone.

Merry Christmas you sexy beasts. Hope 2024 bring you much happiness "

Merry Christmas xx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *issYeuxBleusWoman 39 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Postie service for MissYeuxBlues.

I have a handsome mate who says that he will help make your threesome dreams come true if he can change ends at half time?

Merry Christmas "

Oh where do I sign up!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Out

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Knew it was pointless

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *hrek101Man 39 weeks ago

Herts


"Showing my face… have had a few brandys so I apologise in advance if I get too naughty "

How can you be too naughty??

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

  

By *avinaTVTV/TS 39 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Knew it was pointless "

It's not 10 minutes since you joined, you prize plum!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

0.2811

0