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What’s your car called?
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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Do you name your car?
I know I drive a girl car, it’s a she, it’s the only thing I can get to do what it told…… 
But I’ve never named her.
Does you car have a name? And are you crazy?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"My current MX5 is Moxy... Previous one was Maxine and before that Max...
My ex bf bought a Mk2 VW Polo which was white and it had a sunroof... So obviously we had to call her Minty!"
They’re all brilliant  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"Your car does what you tell it to?
My wife would be so jealous of you. Hers does what it pleases."
You just need to put your foot down and grab the knob and shove it in…, |
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"Naming cars is not for me, its just a car
That’s what I thought! But no, they are named like family members!  "
True - around the time of Brexit I had a 5 Series called "Uncle Racist", and once had an A-Class called "Nanny Piss-Stench".
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"Your car does what you tell it to?
My wife would be so jealous of you. Hers does what it pleases.
You just need to put your foot down and grab the knob and shove it in…, "
Do you at least make sure the engine is warmed up and running smoothly? That sounds awfully hurried in this weather. My battery would die if I tried it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"Your car does what you tell it to?
My wife would be so jealous of you. Hers does what it pleases.
You just need to put your foot down and grab the knob and shove it in…,
Do you at least make sure the engine is warmed up and running smoothly? That sounds awfully hurried in this weather. My battery would die if I tried it."
Nope. Just scrape the ice off so you can see where you’re going. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 40 weeks ago
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Scoot 4. Although it's not the 4th car I've driven, it's the 3rd one that is owned by me alone. Scoot 1 was my homemade soapbox cart when I was a kid. My wife and U never named cars we shared, except for the first car we bought in the UK - a Jaguar XJ6 (don't ask) which she affectionately called "The Beast".
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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Mines Honda jazz well someone got to drive them
It was the wives car but let it with
But I had to pay off the loan on it when she left
So it's jazzy but it's going next year
Prefese cars wear called start you're bastard - oh sick off this car - right off to scrap yard you go
But that's when I had sheds then |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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Quite a few years ago two old sisters who lived nearby had a Nissan Micra and these old dears would razz around at 22mph, even in a 50. The car's reg was:
M11NGE
So of course I named it The Minge Mobile |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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I used to have vintage VW Beetle. My fist car. She was a she with no name for 2 years then a uni friend christened her Gertrude / Gertie and it stuck. None of my other cars ever had a name. And I don't own a car since I moved to London.
Many of my houseplants have names, mainly the ones that were with me since uni days. I seem to have grown out of the habit of naming stuff mostly. |
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Current car is unnamed. But my first fast Audi was called Suzi (Quattro) and my first Impreza WRX was called Ethel, in tribute to a Yorkshire Rally Driver called Steve Bannister who had a rapid MK2 called Ethel |
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" Current car is unnamed. But my first fast Audi was called Suzi (Quattro) and my first Impreza WRX was called Ethel, in tribute to a Yorkshire Rally Driver called Steve Bannister who had a rapid MK2 called Ethel "
Mmmm I should get myself an Audi Quattro... |
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" Current car is unnamed. But my first fast Audi was called Suzi (Quattro) and my first Impreza WRX was called Ethel, in tribute to a Yorkshire Rally Driver called Steve Bannister who had a rapid MK2 called Ethel
Mmmm I should get myself an Audi Quattro..."
Defo yes, something like an S3 or an RS3 |
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By *DW1983Man 40 weeks ago
Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield |
I have an exhaust sensor to change over the Christmas holidays so depending how that goes I might end up calling it a thing or two...
In general though, no, it's just a car, though I get why people might name more characterful ones like a classic Beetle.
"Nellie"
In my mind this created an image of you arriving James Bond style on Little Nellie (I forget which film that's from, I'm sure someone will tell me!) |
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"I have an exhaust sensor to change over the Christmas holidays so depending how that goes I might end up calling it a thing or two...
In general though, no, it's just a car, though I get why people might name more characterful ones like a classic Beetle.
Nellie
In my mind this created an image of you arriving James Bond style on Little Nellie (I forget which film that's from, I'm sure someone will tell me!) "
Octopussy |
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By *ddie1966Man 40 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
1 Beast.
2 Raven.
3 pile of shit.
4 Poppy.
In polite conversation they are all know as the drain on my resources.
Each one has a certain use that the others can't compete with.
And each one has a personality too. |
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