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Would you get involved in a situation that involved this dynamic?
I have found it can be incredibly sexy.
It’s when you can’t stand someone, but that annoyance you feel for them makes you want to fuck them into next week. |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
Lol no but i once met an obnoxious woman who fucked my brains out in fact i would say i can't think of a better shag, i can think of more meaningful sex which I've had loads of but she was completely selfish  |
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"I have slapped women who want to be slapped before yes. I'm never that hard with it though and when they shout harder it is a little off-putting, I ain't leaving marks on you babes!"
I’m not talking about actually slapping - although that can be a part of it for some.
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"Lol no but i once met an obnoxious woman who fucked my brains out in fact i would say i can't think of a better shag, i can think of more meaningful sex which I've had loads of but she was completely selfish "
If you talk about my sister that way again, Fred, I’ll put you on the naughty step for the rest of today  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"I have slapped women who want to be slapped before yes. I'm never that hard with it though and when they shout harder it is a little off-putting, I ain't leaving marks on you babes!
I’m not talking about actually slapping - although that can be a part of it for some.
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Oh. Well yes I've also had sex with people that irritate the life out of me. If they're submissive and like slapping it's easier to do  |
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"I have slapped women who want to be slapped before yes. I'm never that hard with it though and when they shout harder it is a little off-putting, I ain't leaving marks on you babes!
I’m not talking about actually slapping - although that can be a part of it for some.
Oh. Well yes I've also had sex with people that irritate the life out of me. If they're submissive and like slapping it's easier to do "
That’s the one |
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"No, the "can't stand" bit leaves me drier than the Sahara."
That would be the case for me now.
But in my late teens / early 20s… there was this one young man.
Ugh. I still can’t stand him. He’s not hot anymore so we’re no longer in touch.
But in our misspent youth, our bodies were irresistibly drawn to each other. It was maddening to be so attracted to someone who got so completely on my last nerve.
I have to go wank now…
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"No, the "can't stand" bit leaves me drier than the Sahara.
That would be the case for me now.
But in my late teens / early 20s… there was this one young man.
Ugh. I still can’t stand him. He’s not hot anymore so we’re no longer in touch.
But in our misspent youth, our bodies were irresistibly drawn to each other. It was maddening to be so attracted to someone who got so completely on my last nerve.
I have to go wank now…
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Fortunately in my late teens and early 20s I was super fucking awkward and if anyone wanted me I didn't know it, so I skipped this madness and just did a lot of wanking  |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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Sounds a good way to increase your blood pressure for nothing more than getting your dick wet. Arguments, niggles, point scoring, mini meltdowns never mind in a relationship I'd rather them be someone elses problem. |
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over a year ago
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I couldn't fuck someone I couldn't stand.
I can do the hate/angry fuck thing, when your upset with them and you're still pissed at them but you crave every inch of them still, so you aggressively fuck with some name calling and goading till you both fuck it out of your systems. I can do that, that's a fun one.
I don't necessarily advise it though. It's like teaching your other that pissing you off could be sexy and/or lead to sex. Not a cycle you want to encourage. |
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I would say no, but my relationship with my ex-Fwb was like this She had strong views on lots of things which were the polar opposite to my views, to the extent that we would end up arguing and get peed off with each other, but I'd keep going back for more.
I should probably thank the covid pandemic, since that brought a pause to our seeing each other and my real friends finally got through to me (they had said for years that the relationship was toxic), and I have been toxic free for more than two years! |
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"I would say no, but my relationship with my ex-Fwb was like this She had strong views on lots of things which were the polar opposite to my views, to the extent that we would end up arguing and get peed off with each other, but I'd keep going back for more.
I should probably thank the covid pandemic, since that brought a pause to our seeing each other and my real friends finally got through to me (they had said for years that the relationship was toxic), and I have been toxic free for more than two years!"
God bless outbreak of disease, for getting toxic out of people's lives |
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Sounds like a previous relationship - the sex was crazy hot when she was all hot and bothered.
Someone I've met in a club was definitely into this. We've had a vanilla meet up north and then she spent a weekend with me here in London. It all started with a ch*ke and a slap. She liked talking shit to initiate a response: tender moments punctuated the rough stuff. The switch is what really turned her on. |
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"It’s when you can’t stand someone, but that annoyance you feel for them makes you want to fuck them into next week."
I end up uppercutting them Street Fighter 2 style with a Shoryuken, followed by an eHonda style grappling round the waist and mid air banging finishing up with a Hadoooken. |
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"Would you get involved in a situation that involved this dynamic?
I have found it can be incredibly sexy.
It’s when you can’t stand someone, but that annoyance you feel for them makes you want to fuck them into next week."
This is the premise of our relationship  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Would you get involved in a situation that involved this dynamic?
I have found it can be incredibly sexy.
It’s when you can’t stand someone, but that annoyance you feel for them makes you want to fuck them into next week.
This is the premise of our relationship "
I couldn't stay mad at that.
The hot woman part. |
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"No, the "can't stand" bit leaves me drier than the Sahara.
That would be the case for me now.
But in my late teens / early 20s… there was this one young man.
Ugh. I still can’t stand him. He’s not hot anymore so we’re no longer in touch.
But in our misspent youth, our bodies were irresistibly drawn to each other. It was maddening to be so attracted to someone who got so completely on my last nerve.
I have to go wank now…
Fortunately in my late teens and early 20s I was super fucking awkward and if anyone wanted me I didn't know it, so I skipped this madness and just did a lot of wanking "
We all end up there anyway |
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"I mean, my favourite people annoy and frustrate and challenge me all the time. It's all a part of why I like them in the first place.
Someone I just didn't like outside of the physical though? No  "
I didn’t REALLY dislike him. He just irritated me |
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"I would say no, but my relationship with my ex-Fwb was like this She had strong views on lots of things which were the polar opposite to my views, to the extent that we would end up arguing and get peed off with each other, but I'd keep going back for more.
I should probably thank the covid pandemic, since that brought a pause to our seeing each other and my real friends finally got through to me (they had said for years that the relationship was toxic), and I have been toxic free for more than two years!
God bless outbreak of disease, for getting toxic out of people's lives "
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"I couldn't fuck someone I couldn't stand.
I can do the hate/angry fuck thing, when your upset with them and you're still pissed at them but you crave every inch of them still, so you aggressively fuck with some name calling and goading till you both fuck it out of your systems. I can do that, that's a fun one.
I don't necessarily advise it though. It's like teaching your other that pissing you off could be sexy and/or lead to sex. Not a cycle you want to encourage."
I couldn’t do it in a relationship at all. He and I were EWB (enemies with benefits). We never did all that love stuff.
FWIW he showed up for me as a friend later in life, incongruent with his usually quite selfish and arrogant personality, when there was no chance of us ever having sex again. I do respect that. |
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"I would say no, but my relationship with my ex-Fwb was like this She had strong views on lots of things which were the polar opposite to my views, to the extent that we would end up arguing and get peed off with each other, but I'd keep going back for more.
I should probably thank the covid pandemic, since that brought a pause to our seeing each other and my real friends finally got through to me (they had said for years that the relationship was toxic), and I have been toxic free for more than two years!
God bless outbreak of disease, for getting toxic out of people's lives "
Like the Ten Plagues |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did this not used to be called a hate fuck?
There’s degrees of it though! Nuances.
The point is you get along like oil and water. But the sex is sublime."
The closest I've come is probably a fwb who was pretty headstrong and we'd clash over stuff and then have mind-blowing sex with it.
She was under 5ft but was a tenacious little bugger. I called her Scrappy doo, she didn't particularly like that and could get a bit slappy. Maybe that was all part of the charm. |
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"Sounds like a previous relationship - the sex was crazy hot when she was all hot and bothered.
Someone I've met in a club was definitely into this. We've had a vanilla meet up north and then she spent a weekend with me here in London. It all started with a ch*ke and a slap. She liked talking shit to initiate a response: tender moments punctuated the rough stuff. The switch is what really turned her on. "
So… that’s HOT. Mmm. I like |
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"It’s when you can’t stand someone, but that annoyance you feel for them makes you want to fuck them into next week.
I end up uppercutting them Street Fighter 2 style with a Shoryuken, followed by an eHonda style grappling round the waist and mid air banging finishing up with a Hadoooken."
Now in anglais? |
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"Would you get involved in a situation that involved this dynamic?
I have found it can be incredibly sexy.
It’s when you can’t stand someone, but that annoyance you feel for them makes you want to fuck them into next week.
This is the premise of our relationship "
*hotlists you* |
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"Did this not used to be called a hate fuck?
There’s degrees of it though! Nuances.
The point is you get along like oil and water. But the sex is sublime.
The closest I've come is probably a fwb who was pretty headstrong and we'd clash over stuff and then have mind-blowing sex with it.
She was under 5ft but was a tenacious little bugger. I called her Scrappy doo, she didn't particularly like that and could get a bit slappy. Maybe that was all part of the charm. "
If you called me that you’d be cruisin’ for one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did this not used to be called a hate fuck?
There’s degrees of it though! Nuances.
The point is you get along like oil and water. But the sex is sublime.
The closest I've come is probably a fwb who was pretty headstrong and we'd clash over stuff and then have mind-blowing sex with it.
She was under 5ft but was a tenacious little bugger. I called her Scrappy doo, she didn't particularly like that and could get a bit slappy. Maybe that was all part of the charm.
If you called me that you’d be cruisin’ for one "
Calm down Scrappy, just a bit of fun.  |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"I mean, my favourite people annoy and frustrate and challenge me all the time. It's all a part of why I like them in the first place.
Someone I just didn't like outside of the physical though? No
I didn’t REALLY dislike him. He just irritated me "
hands? |
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"I mean, my favourite people annoy and frustrate and challenge me all the time. It's all a part of why I like them in the first place.
Someone I just didn't like outside of the physical though? No
I didn’t REALLY dislike him. He just irritated me hands? "
Mind your business Fred!!
Of course he had hands. |
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"Did this not used to be called a hate fuck?
There’s degrees of it though! Nuances.
The point is you get along like oil and water. But the sex is sublime.
The closest I've come is probably a fwb who was pretty headstrong and we'd clash over stuff and then have mind-blowing sex with it.
She was under 5ft but was a tenacious little bugger. I called her Scrappy doo, she didn't particularly like that and could get a bit slappy. Maybe that was all part of the charm.
If you called me that you’d be cruisin’ for one
Calm down Scrappy, just a bit of fun. "
*hotlists you* |
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"Would you get involved in a situation that involved this dynamic?
I have found it can be incredibly sexy.
It’s when you can’t stand someone, but that annoyance you feel for them makes you want to fuck them into next week."
I have been involved in a few toxic relationships one where I was physically assaulted often so I left but for some reason I found some weeks her I crashed her and would booty call and start the cycle again. |
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Slap, kiss, slap, slap, kiss, fuck, slap, kiss, slap, slap coffee.
That works . |
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"Would you get involved in a situation that involved this dynamic?
I have found it can be incredibly sexy.
It’s when you can’t stand someone, but that annoyance you feel for them makes you want to fuck them into next week.
I have been involved in a few toxic relationships one where I was physically assaulted often so I left but for some reason I found some weeks her I crashed her and would booty call and start the cycle again."
Oh. This is definitely not what I mean.
Hope you got out of what’s toxic for you  |
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"Slap, kiss, slap, slap, kiss, fuck, slap, kiss, slap, slap coffee.
That works ."
Yep. More like this x |
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