"Good evening gorgeouses! 
J
Hello lovely Julie 
How has your hump day been?
So. Much. Vomit. (not mine) If I can get to Christmas without succumbing to illness I'll be very grateful!
J
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Good evening! Today I have mainly been in excruciating pain. I stayed in/on bed most of the day and did my holiday job. In the evening, we went to a lovely light display thingy at an outdoor venue. It was really beautiful BUT hard work for me. But we'd prepaid etc and I didn't want to disappoint our daughter. |
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"Good evening gorgeouses!
J
Hello lovely Julie
How has your hump day been?
So. Much. Vomit. (not mine) If I can get to Christmas without succumbing to illness I'll be very grateful!
J"
You got this Julie |
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"Good evening! Today I have mainly been in excruciating pain. I stayed in/on bed most of the day and did my holiday job. In the evening, we went to a lovely light display thingy at an outdoor venue. It was really beautiful BUT hard work for me. But we'd prepaid etc and I didn't want to disappoint our daughter."
I hope you all had a wonderful time.
Sorry you’re in so much pain. I hope you can get some rest now? X |
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"Good evening gorgeouses!
J
Hello lovely Julie
How has your hump day been?
So. Much. Vomit. (not mine) If I can get to Christmas without succumbing to illness I'll be very grateful!
J"
Is it child vomit? Horrible times  |
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"Good evening gorgeouses!
J
Hello lovely Julie
How has your hump day been?
So. Much. Vomit. (not mine) If I can get to Christmas without succumbing to illness I'll be very grateful!
J"
You’ve had a similar do to mine then Julie….. |
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"Good evening Mrs TMN and everyone...
I'm trying to wrap some presents but keep losing my sellotape  "
evening Ash! Tough loss for your Hammers. Good to see you in here though.
If you keep losing the tape I’d give up until the morning?  |
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"Good evening gorgeouses!
J
Hello lovely Julie
How has your hump day been?
So. Much. Vomit. (not mine) If I can get to Christmas without succumbing to illness I'll be very grateful!
J
Is it child vomit? Horrible times "
Child vomit but not my children. Comes with the work territory at this time of year. They're dropping like flies!
J |
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"Good evening! Today I have mainly been in excruciating pain. I stayed in/on bed most of the day and did my holiday job. In the evening, we went to a lovely light display thingy at an outdoor venue. It was really beautiful BUT hard work for me. But we'd prepaid etc and I didn't want to disappoint our daughter.
I hope you all had a wonderful time.
Sorry you’re in so much pain. I hope you can get some rest now? X"
We did have a good time, our daughter especially. I'm finishing some of my extra work and then bed time. Getting comfy to get to sleep is another issue!
Mr KC has done a sterling job of trying to get me moving today. |
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"Good evening Mrs TMN and everyone...
I'm trying to wrap some presents but keep losing my sellotape
It’s in the last place you look… I bet
I think the cat has run off with it... "
They love doing that. I’m gonna get another cat I think Ash. I miss mine |
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over a year ago
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"Good evening Mrs TMN and everyone...
I'm trying to wrap some presents but keep losing my sellotape evening Ash! Tough loss for your Hammers. Good to see you in here though.
If you keep losing the tape I’d give up until the morning? "
Thanks Mr pickle
Hopefully the Hammers will re group.
We've some tough games coming up..
I've found the tape again.....  |
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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago
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"Good evening Mrs TMN and everyone...
I'm trying to wrap some presents but keep losing my sellotape
It’s in the last place you look… I bet
I think the cat has run off with it...
They love doing that. I’m gonna get another cat I think Ash. I miss mine "
I think you should get another one..
I better give our cat her dinner or she will start meowing in the kitchen...
How dose she know its 11pm though?... |
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"Good evening Mrs TMN and everyone...
I'm trying to wrap some presents but keep losing my sellotape
It’s in the last place you look… I bet
I think the cat has run off with it...
They love doing that. I’m gonna get another cat I think Ash. I miss mine
I think you should get another one..
I better give our cat her dinner or she will start meowing in the kitchen...
How dose she know its 11pm though?..."
They rule the world. They know everything |
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"*still waiting for LB to say hello  *
Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello "
Oh hellooooooooo you
Fancy seeing you here |
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"Good evening Mrs TMN and everyone...
I'm trying to wrap some presents but keep losing my sellotape evening Ash! Tough loss for your Hammers. Good to see you in here though.
If you keep losing the tape I’d give up until the morning?
Thanks Mr pickle
Hopefully the Hammers will re group.
We've some tough games coming up..
I've found the tape again..... "
Good luck with your wrapping |
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"Good evening! Today I have mainly been in excruciating pain. I stayed in/on bed most of the day and did my holiday job. In the evening, we went to a lovely light display thingy at an outdoor venue. It was really beautiful BUT hard work for me. But we'd prepaid etc and I didn't want to disappoint our daughter.
I hope you all had a wonderful time.
Sorry you’re in so much pain. I hope you can get some rest now? X
We did have a good time, our daughter especially. I'm finishing some of my extra work and then bed time. Getting comfy to get to sleep is another issue!
Mr KC has done a sterling job of trying to get me moving today. "
Shout out Mr KC!
I do hope you are able to get comfy quickly. Or I might actually have to tuck you in |
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"*still waiting for LB to say hello *
Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello
Oh hellooooooooo you
Fancy seeing you here"
I know… how’s it hanging? |
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"*still waiting for LB to say hello *
Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello
Oh hellooooooooo you
Fancy seeing you here
I know… how’s it hanging? "
Low. It’s hanging low. |
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"*still waiting for LB to say hello *
Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello
Oh hellooooooooo you
Fancy seeing you here
I know… how’s it hanging?
Low. It’s hanging low. "
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"Good evening! Today I have mainly been in excruciating pain. I stayed in/on bed most of the day and did my holiday job. In the evening, we went to a lovely light display thingy at an outdoor venue. It was really beautiful BUT hard work for me. But we'd prepaid etc and I didn't want to disappoint our daughter.
I hope you all had a wonderful time.
Sorry you’re in so much pain. I hope you can get some rest now? X
We did have a good time, our daughter especially. I'm finishing some of my extra work and then bed time. Getting comfy to get to sleep is another issue!
Mr KC has done a sterling job of trying to get me moving today.
Shout out Mr KC!
I do hope you are able to get comfy quickly. Or I might actually have to tuck you in "
Someone will have to tuck me in! Will someone stroke my back too, please? |
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"Good evening! Today I have mainly been in excruciating pain. I stayed in/on bed most of the day and did my holiday job. In the evening, we went to a lovely light display thingy at an outdoor venue. It was really beautiful BUT hard work for me. But we'd prepaid etc and I didn't want to disappoint our daughter.
I hope you all had a wonderful time.
Sorry you’re in so much pain. I hope you can get some rest now? X
We did have a good time, our daughter especially. I'm finishing some of my extra work and then bed time. Getting comfy to get to sleep is another issue!
Mr KC has done a sterling job of trying to get me moving today.
Shout out Mr KC!
I do hope you are able to get comfy quickly. Or I might actually have to tuck you in
Someone will have to tuck me in! Will someone stroke my back too, please? "
Fortunately for you I’m excellent at that |
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"*still waiting for LB to say hello *
Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello
Oh hellooooooooo you
Fancy seeing you here
I know… how’s it hanging?
Low. It’s hanging low.
Are the baubles full? "
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"Good evening! Today I have mainly been in excruciating pain. I stayed in/on bed most of the day and did my holiday job. In the evening, we went to a lovely light display thingy at an outdoor venue. It was really beautiful BUT hard work for me. But we'd prepaid etc and I didn't want to disappoint our daughter.
I hope you all had a wonderful time.
Sorry you’re in so much pain. I hope you can get some rest now? X
We did have a good time, our daughter especially. I'm finishing some of my extra work and then bed time. Getting comfy to get to sleep is another issue!
Mr KC has done a sterling job of trying to get me moving today.
Shout out Mr KC!
I do hope you are able to get comfy quickly. Or I might actually have to tuck you in
Someone will have to tuck me in! Will someone stroke my back too, please?
Fortunately for you I’m excellent at that"
I like the bit right at the top of my bum crack stroking |
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"Good evening! Today I have mainly been in excruciating pain. I stayed in/on bed most of the day and did my holiday job. In the evening, we went to a lovely light display thingy at an outdoor venue. It was really beautiful BUT hard work for me. But we'd prepaid etc and I didn't want to disappoint our daughter.
I hope you all had a wonderful time.
Sorry you’re in so much pain. I hope you can get some rest now? X
We did have a good time, our daughter especially. I'm finishing some of my extra work and then bed time. Getting comfy to get to sleep is another issue!
Mr KC has done a sterling job of trying to get me moving today.
Shout out Mr KC!
I do hope you are able to get comfy quickly. Or I might actually have to tuck you in
Someone will have to tuck me in! Will someone stroke my back too, please?
Fortunately for you I’m excellent at that
I like the bit right at the top of my bum crack stroking "
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"*still waiting for LB to say hello *
Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello
Oh hellooooooooo you
Fancy seeing you here
I know… how’s it hanging?
Low. It’s hanging low.
Are the baubles full?
Yes! "
Ooh perfect. All Christmassy and shit
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"*still waiting for LB to say hello *
Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello
Oh hellooooooooo you
Fancy seeing you here
I know… how’s it hanging?
Low. It’s hanging low.
Are the baubles full?
Yes!
Ooh perfect. All Christmassy and shit
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There’s no shit. God you’re obsessed with poo tonight |
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"*still waiting for LB to say hello *
Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello
Oh hellooooooooo you
Fancy seeing you here
I know… how’s it hanging?
Low. It’s hanging low.
Are the baubles full?
Yes!
Ooh perfect. All Christmassy and shit
There’s no shit. God you’re obsessed with poo tonight"
You’ve really made me laugh today
Ps. There’s no shit. Promise |
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"*still waiting for LB to say hello *
Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello
Oh hellooooooooo you
Fancy seeing you here
I know… how’s it hanging?
Low. It’s hanging low.
Are the baubles full?
Yes!
Ooh perfect. All Christmassy and shit
There’s no shit. God you’re obsessed with poo tonight
You’ve really made me laugh today
Ps. There’s no shit. Promise "
I always tell myself when I look in the mirror, ‘Steve, at least you make women laugh’.
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
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"Howdy y'all, messed up week so far, my pick-up got sick,(new fuel pump)
Howdy partner!
Bless your pick up
Wanna play a song to cheer yourself up?"
I just posted on what song thread, telsa, "song and emotion |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Hello everyone.
The cheap Jennie knockoff is in her bath.
You’re not knockoff anything!
I hope you’re not still in the bath though "
No. I emerged, fragrant and shimmering, like The Birth of Venus, some time ago. |
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"Hello everyone.
The cheap Jennie knockoff is in her bath.
You’re not knockoff anything!
I hope you’re not still in the bath though
No. I emerged, fragrant and shimmering, like The Birth of Venus, some time ago. "
If Botticelli were to paint it, he'd no doubt entitle it "The Birth of Penis". I had to imagine the cherubs fluttering around the bathroom, though. And the choral accompaniment was in my head, too.  |
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"Hello everyone.
The cheap Jennie knockoff is in her bath.
You’re not knockoff anything!
I hope you’re not still in the bath though
No. I emerged, fragrant and shimmering, like The Birth of Venus, some time ago. "
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"Hello everyone.
The cheap Jennie knockoff is in her bath.
You’re not knockoff anything!
I hope you’re not still in the bath though
No. I emerged, fragrant and shimmering, like The Birth of Venus, some time ago.
If Botticelli were to paint it, he'd no doubt entitle it "The Birth of Penis". I had to imagine the cherubs fluttering around the bathroom, though. And the choral accompaniment was in my head, too. "
The description… it’s excellent  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Hello everyone.
The cheap Jennie knockoff is in her bath.
You’re not knockoff anything!
I hope you’re not still in the bath though
No. I emerged, fragrant and shimmering, like The Birth of Venus, some time ago.
If Botticelli were to paint it, he'd no doubt entitle it "The Birth of Penis". I had to imagine the cherubs fluttering around the bathroom, though. And the choral accompaniment was in my head, too.
The description… it’s excellent "
Now I want to stage a photo lol! |
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