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Oh, the pain!!

By *nplainsight200 OP Man over a year ago

portsmotuh

Thought I’d give myself a nice little tidy up around the twig and berries as a little treat to myself.

So I jump in the bath to make the post trim clear up much easier and get busy with the electric defuzzer, all is going well until something makes my nose tickle and boom one of those all body tensing sneezes erupts from my nose.

Well needless to say that the defuzzer can also remove skin from the berries…..

Feeling very sorry for myself now

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

Ouch! At least you didn't try Veet

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"Thought I’d give myself a nice little tidy up around the twig and berries as a little treat to myself.

Well needless to say that the defuzzer can also remove skin from the berries…..

Feeling very sorry for myself now

Crafty little buggers, those beard trimmers

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By *lasgoguy69Man over a year ago

glasgow

Al just stick to my good old rqzzor thanks

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

Oh dear, berry smoothie turbulations

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sudocrem fixes everything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should always empty your hands before sneezing

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By *nplainsight200 OP Man over a year ago

portsmotuh

"Sudocrem fixes everything "

Advice taken but My berries now look like Caspar the ghost

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By *nplainsight200 OP Man over a year ago

portsmotuh

"You should always empty your hands before sneezing "

Hindsight is a wonderful thing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sudocrem fixes everything

Advice taken but My berries now look like Caspar the ghost

"Snowballs" you mean!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You should always empty your hands before sneezing

Hindsight is a wonderful thing!"

You know when a sneeze is coming! Drop everything!

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By *nplainsight200 OP Man over a year ago

portsmotuh

"Sudocrem fixes everything

Advice taken but My berries now look like Caspar the ghost

"Snowballs" you mean! "

You win the internet today

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By *rsVixenMrStagCouple over a year ago

North East

"Ouch! At least you didn't try Veet

Eek, yeah hubby still has a slight dry patch on his balls where he left it to long and got a chemical burn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ouchhhhhh!

Stupid sneezes.

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

That hurts. My trimmers once took a chunk out of a “wrinkle” and I was convinced it would unravel and my balls would fall out.

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By *nplainsight200 OP Man over a year ago

portsmotuh

"That hurts. My trimmers once took a chunk out of a “wrinkle” and I was convinced it would unravel and my balls would fall out. "

Oooft!

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By *oofy321Man over a year ago

moon base zero

Get some gravy browning on them

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"That hurts. My trimmers once took a chunk out of a “wrinkle” and I was convinced it would unravel and my balls would fall out. "

It doesn't work quite like that

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I wondered what that screaming was about...

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By *nplainsight200 OP Man over a year ago

portsmotuh

"I wondered what that screaming was about..."

I do apologise

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By *inkylipsWoman over a year ago

Debauchery

I’m not laughing I’m really not (hiding mouth behind hands)…… ouch

Just go get a wax next time

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By *heekyDemandCouple over a year ago

Leicester

Good thing you weren't using a straight razor, you could have turned yourself into a eunuch

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