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Stupidly wealthy. Like Jeff Bezos’ penis rocket rich.
What silly money draining vanity thing would you own if you had more money than sense? 
I would buy Elon Musk so I could take him apart and rebuild him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d probably pay for some of my favourite football teams to play in a summer tournament at my house. And I’d do the same for basketball. "
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What? You have a football pitch and basketball court at your house. Sooo....you do like money. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I build nursing homes for the elderly and nurseries for children …and then charge nothing for them? But pay the staff an incredible hourly rate so they can enjoy their lives outside of work?
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"Can I build nursing homes for the elderly and nurseries for children …and then charge nothing for them? But pay the staff an incredible hourly rate so they can enjoy their lives outside of work?
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I like this
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"Can I build nursing homes for the elderly and nurseries for children …and then charge nothing for them? But pay the staff an incredible hourly rate so they can enjoy their lives outside of work?
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Yes! That’s lovely  |
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"Ooh I'd book my favourite artists to do a mini festival for just me and some close friends. "
I would back Ren for one of his well imagined and executed pop up performances. (I am truly obsessed with this artist right now, and I don’t care how silly I look either because he inspires me.) |
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Can I provide free health care, food, clean water and safe homes to those that need it.
Free education for everyone who wants it.
And I'll adopt all the animals in need, so they can be safe and run free |
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"Can I build nursing homes for the elderly and nurseries for children …and then charge nothing for them? But pay the staff an incredible hourly rate so they can enjoy their lives outside of work?
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Well said |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’d probably pay for some of my favourite football teams to play in a summer tournament at my house. And I’d do the same for basketball.
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What? You have a football pitch and basketball court at your house. Sooo....you do like money.
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Oh no I hate it but in this very fake scenario I thought id fully commit |
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I would run a foundation to cure all forms of dementia. And holidays. I would take my lovers to somewhere warm and have a wonderful time fucking in the pool and hottubs. Weightless sex is fantastic. |
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"I’d probably pay for some of my favourite football teams to play in a summer tournament at my house. And I’d do the same for basketball. "
I read this thread in reverse and saw this one and knew it was yours!! |
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Oh, look at all these selfless and giving people.
And here's me just wanting to piss my imaginary money up the wall on ways to get off. Or at least aesthetically appropriate places to get off.
If it helps, I'd let my Domme friends have free run of my dungeon too. And maybe build a club |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh, look at all these selfless and giving people.
And here's me just wanting to piss my imaginary money up the wall on ways to get off. Or at least aesthetically appropriate places to get off.
If it helps, I'd let my Domme friends have free run of my dungeon too. And maybe build a club "
Tbf I thought the OP said something about selfish things we’d do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh, look at all these selfless and giving people.
And here's me just wanting to piss my imaginary money up the wall on ways to get off. Or at least aesthetically appropriate places to get off.
If it helps, I'd let my Domme friends have free run of my dungeon too. And maybe build a club
Tbf I thought the OP said something about selfish things we’d do "
Money draining vanity things * |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Stupidly wealthy. Like Jeff Bezos’ penis rocket rich.
What silly money draining vanity thing would you own if you had more money than sense?
I would buy Elon Musk so I could take him apart and rebuild him."
I'd buy a full length mirror |
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"Oh, look at all these selfless and giving people.
And here's me just wanting to piss my imaginary money up the wall on ways to get off. Or at least aesthetically appropriate places to get off.
If it helps, I'd let my Domme friends have free run of my dungeon too. And maybe build a club "
I was shocked how selfish you were.
Shocked! |
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"Oh, look at all these selfless and giving people.
And here's me just wanting to piss my imaginary money up the wall on ways to get off. Or at least aesthetically appropriate places to get off.
If it helps, I'd let my Domme friends have free run of my dungeon too. And maybe build a club
I was shocked how selfish you were.
Shocked!"
I know right. Answering a question specifically about the stupid vanity purchases with something frivolous I want rather than virtue signalling away from the actual query at hand. Honestly, how can I live with myself? |
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"Oh, look at all these selfless and giving people.
And here's me just wanting to piss my imaginary money up the wall on ways to get off. Or at least aesthetically appropriate places to get off.
If it helps, I'd let my Domme friends have free run of my dungeon too. And maybe build a club
I was shocked how selfish you were.
Shocked!
I know right. Answering a question specifically about the stupid vanity purchases with something frivolous I want rather than virtue signalling away from the actual query at hand. Honestly, how can I live with myself? "
Definitely food for thought |
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"Oh, look at all these selfless and giving people.
And here's me just wanting to piss my imaginary money up the wall on ways to get off. Or at least aesthetically appropriate places to get off.
If it helps, I'd let my Domme friends have free run of my dungeon too. And maybe build a club "
This would definitely be second on the list... A club with a dungeon |
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In reality will share lots of it with lesz fortunate but for the purpose of this thread and sticking with the question, a bog yacht to travel around the world with all the best people I could have with me.  |
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We would set up a really reliable delivery firm, undercut the hell out of Evri and put them out of business, they are fecking useless!
Ensuring of course their trustworthy employees are taken on by us.
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"In reality will share lots of it with lesz fortunate but for the purpose of this thread and sticking with the question, a bog yacht to travel around the world with all the best people I could have with me. "
I thought yacht, but sharks and drowning. |
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"In reality will share lots of it with lesz fortunate but for the purpose of this thread and sticking with the question, a bog yacht to travel around the world with all the best people I could have with me.
I thought yacht, but sharks and drowning."
Big one with helipad |
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"Stupidly wealthy. Like Jeff Bezos’ penis rocket rich.
What silly money draining vanity thing would you own if you had more money than sense?
I would buy Elon Musk so I could take him apart and rebuild him."
I would also buy a big effoff rocket.
Fill it up with as many Flerfers as I could find, fly it into space and glue their fucking stupid faces to the window, so they could see planet Earth in all its globe glory.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stupidly wealthy. Like Jeff Bezos’ penis rocket rich.
What silly money draining vanity thing would you own if you had more money than sense?
I would buy Elon Musk so I could take him apart and rebuild him."
I would buy one of every type of entertainment business that I use. A pub a restaurant a night club and a motorbike shop.  |
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"Can I provide free health care, food, clean water and safe homes to those that need it.
Free education for everyone who wants it.
And I'll adopt all the animals in need, so they can be safe and run free"
Of course you can x |
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"Stupidly wealthy. Like Jeff Bezos’ penis rocket rich.
What silly money draining vanity thing would you own if you had more money than sense?
I would buy Elon Musk so I could take him apart and rebuild him.
I would also buy a big effoff rocket.
Fill it up with as many Flerfers as I could find, fly it into space and glue their fucking stupid faces to the window, so they could see planet Earth in all its globe glory.
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Flerfers? |
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"Oh, look at all these selfless and giving people.
And here's me just wanting to piss my imaginary money up the wall on ways to get off. Or at least aesthetically appropriate places to get off.
If it helps, I'd let my Domme friends have free run of my dungeon too. And maybe build a club
I was shocked how selfish you were.
Shocked!
I know right. Answering a question specifically about the stupid vanity purchases with something frivolous I want rather than virtue signalling away from the actual query at hand. Honestly, how can I live with myself? "
Philanthropy can be vain. |
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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago
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"A farm. All I want is a farm. I grew up on a farm, currently live on the outskirts of one, but all I want is one of my very own.
With cattle?"
I like cattle. Anything but sheep... woolly little bastards. They're cute but a nightmare to keep. |
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"A farm. All I want is a farm. I grew up on a farm, currently live on the outskirts of one, but all I want is one of my very own.
With cattle?
I like cattle. Anything but sheep... woolly little bastards. They're cute but a nightmare to keep."
And they bite, don’t they… |
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If we are talking billions here then buy a 10 acre plot of land , have my Palace custom built with multiple bedrooms and bathrooms, an indoor heated pool , a big fuck off games room with a Snooker table , pool table , jukebox, fruit machines, and a fully functioning bar and waiting staff ...
And a separate mansion on the land just for swingers parties/social events ..
Obviously something I've given no thought too ever  |
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"Can I build nursing homes for the elderly and nurseries for children …and then charge nothing for them? But pay the staff an incredible hourly rate so they can enjoy their lives outside of work?
I like this
Em x"
And also buy houses and blocks of flats for teachers, nhs staff and care workers and charge minimum rent for them to tick over and keep them safe and tidy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Weirdly, I was thinking today that I would like to buy a big van and convert it into a mobile shop. Providing essentials for those who suffer with mobility issues, financial issues, etc. Non-profiting, and providing produce at cost price. |
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"Secluded walled off area of of land, like on the movie The village.
Not a village though, a giant ass cabin in the woods.
An ass cabin. This intrigues me. A carbon full of ass"
And autocorrect is also ass |
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"Weirdly, I was thinking today that I would like to buy a big van and convert it into a mobile shop. Providing essentials for those who suffer with mobility issues, financial issues, etc. Non-profiting, and providing produce at cost price. "
I like this too |
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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
Buy the top 5 moto gp bikes and have a private shootout at the nurberg ring..
Ananke cand follow behind me in her fast car to scoop me off the ground when I bin it..
And wow.
Just found a totally innocuous and innocent word, that cannot be misconstrued whilst typing this response, that the site won't let me use..
How strange !! |
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"Stupidly wealthy. Like Jeff Bezos’ penis rocket rich.
What silly money draining vanity thing would you own if you had more money than sense?
I would buy Elon Musk so I could take him apart and rebuild him.
I would also buy a big effoff rocket.
Fill it up with as many Flerfers as I could find, fly it into space and glue their fucking stupid faces to the window, so they could see planet Earth in all its globe glory.
Flerfers?"
Flat Earthers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having spent money on something worthwhile, now it’s time to be vulgar.
I would purchase an Su-27 Flanker fighter jet, (they can be bought in the USA, and go through whatever instruction, licenses, permits, etc….to fly said beasty. |
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I would buy an island, build a race track on it, and spend lots and lots of money on cars to drive around said race track.
I would also:
Pay to go to space
Buy a jet pack
Buy a Seabreacher
Spend endless hours parachuting with a wing suit
Get my helicopter license
And much much more |
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