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Best place to dispose of an ex
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friend once planned killing her husband, can't remember how she was going to do it but afterwards she was going to chop him up and give us all a bit to store in our freezers. That's friendship for ya  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get some pigs.
If you go with this option take a hammer to their teeth first, it's the onlky part a pig can't diggest. "
that would just add to the fun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In this day and age shouldn't we recycle them and pass them on to a needy person to get some wear out of them? I did that with my ex to an ex ex and they are delightfully unhappy together.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In this day and age shouldn't we recycle them and pass them on to a needy person to get some wear out of them? I did that with my ex to an ex ex and they are delightfully unhappy together. "
Love this plan, combines disposal with revenge  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In this day and age shouldn't we recycle them and pass them on to a needy person to get some wear out of them? I did that with my ex to an ex ex and they are delightfully unhappy together.
Love this plan, combines disposal with revenge "
is that not really part exchanging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's that you say, Skippy? -
He's fallen down the old mine shaft???
Well I tell ya what, Skippy, let's not tell anybody about it this time...
.... it can just be our little secret...!"
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I found the best place to get rid of mine was find another partner for them a woman( for men) or man (for Woman) to take her off your hands . That way they wont come back, wont pester you have another mug to look after them . Result. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Central reservation of your local motorway.
They are never going to widen the middle bit, and you wont even have to bury it if its one of those wide ones with grass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My friend once planned killing her husband, can't remember how she was going to do it but afterwards she was going to chop him up and give us all a bit to store in our freezers. That's friendship for ya "
Hahaha. My friends agreed to something similar. Obviously it as yet hasn't happened!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My friend once planned killing her husband, can't remember how she was going to do it but afterwards she was going to chop him up and give us all a bit to store in our freezers. That's friendship for ya
Hahaha. My friends agreed to something similar. Obviously it as yet hasn't happened!! Lol"
Strangers on a train ???? |
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Have to go with the pigs option I'm afraid! Instructions below!!
"the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the _xpression, "as greedy as a pig". "
Voila!!! |
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
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Mine is still a problem 7 or so years down.
He still will try and tell me all about his work. I stay silent on the phone so he hopefully gets the message.
He still asks too many questions about my personal life. He said he found an old pic of us and it messed with his head! Our kids still get out the albums fron when they were babies and from our honeymoon etc and show me and we laugh and reminiss for their sakes.
I think my ex will always be a pain as although he ended the marriage I chose not to take him back he was too scared to actually suggest it but just alluded to it. By that point he had raised his hand to me.
I basically would love to bury him but its not going to happen lol
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"Have to go with the pigs option I'm afraid! Instructions below!!
"the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the _xpression, "as greedy as a pig". "
Voila!!! "
Did you say that in your bestest brick top voice? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine is still a problem 7 or so years down.
He still will try and tell me all about his work. I stay silent on the phone so he hopefully gets the message.
He still asks too many questions about my personal life. He said he found an old pic of us and it messed with his head! Our kids still get out the albums fron when they were babies and from our honeymoon etc and show me and we laugh and reminiss for their sakes.
I think my ex will always be a pain as although he ended the marriage I chose not to take him back he was too scared to actually suggest it but just alluded to it. By that point he had raised his hand to me.
I basically would love to bury him but its not going to happen lol
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My ex and yours should get together lol then we both might get some peace why can't exs let us move on in life  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Have to go with the pigs option I'm afraid! Instructions below!!
"the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the _xpression, "as greedy as a pig". "
Voila!!!
Did you say that in your bestest brick top voice? "
Is there such a thing as a good brick top voice? |
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Buy online 5ml of Adenosine Triphosphate. It comes in a vile of 5ml. Just 2ml in a drink will cause a massive heart attack, 100% death. The Chemical will then leave the body through the bodies natural liquids as Adenosine Diphosphate and it is unlikly that this chemical will be picked when the body is subject to a post mortam.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right bare with me .
You will need :-
X1 chain saw
A big wood chipper(plus tow vehicle )
Large chest freezer.
Hammer.
Take hammer and knock said ex out and put in chest freezer for 48 hours until frozen though.
Now remove said ex and with the chain saw cut in to easy manageable parts.
Hook up chipper to vehicle and drive to a tidal river.
Point chipper over river and feed parts of ex into it .the fish will do the rest.
Just a thought
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