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Question: What is the Male equivalent of getting Flowers?
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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago
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Fellas has your lady ever surprised you with flowers?
If not flowers what equivalent to flowers has or does she get you once in a while eg ‘to say thanks or just show some love lol’ 
Ladies have you ever got your fella flowers? Again if not exactly flowers what equivalent gift gesture do you/have you surprised your fella with? 
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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My wife surprised me with flowers on a number of occasions. She was always better at it than me.
The most memorable occasion was the Valentine's Day I was in the army. I was the Group Signals Officer for one of the most active regions during the Unrest - surrounded by macho SADF Permanent Force personnel in a very busy posting. The morning of Valentine's Day, a huge bouquet was delivered to HQ reception, with a teddy bear and chocolates. The HQ women were all abuzz about who this was for. I got called through from my comcen, to discover these amused women all looking at me as I collected my big bouquet of roses from my girlfriend. It sat in the comcen all day, much to the amusement of my signallers. The Ops Major and his officers all stuck their noses in to look at it too. My girlfriend thought it was hilarious. No wonder I married her.  |
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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago
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"I had flowers bought for me once..A lovely sentiment...I brought them home to my wife....2 people were made happy that day"
Hahaha this cracked me up 
My FB buys me a gym too for my birthday and Christmas. Wants me strong and fit for our bedrooms sexercises  |
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over a year ago
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"A note of recognition that you have more to offer than just the ability to put up shelves, take the bins out and open difficult jars?"
Yep. You forgot change light bulbs! |
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If I were to do that sort of thing it'd be a food item (chocolate, alcohol, maybe something more niche depending on specifics), something consumable I know they like (a nice notebook), or a voucher towards something (... because you never buy a book lover books, sort of thing) |
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"My wife surprised me with flowers on a number of occasions. She was always better at it than me.
The most memorable occasion was the Valentine's Day I was in the army. I was the Group Signals Officer for one of the most active regions during the Unrest - surrounded by macho SADF Permanent Force personnel in a very busy posting. The morning of Valentine's Day, a huge bouquet was delivered to HQ reception, with a teddy bear and chocolates. The HQ women were all abuzz about who this was for. I got called through from my comcen, to discover these amused women all looking at me as I collected my big bouquet of roses from my girlfriend. It sat in the comcen all day, much to the amusement of my signallers. The Ops Major and his officers all stuck their noses in to look at it too. My girlfriend thought it was hilarious. No wonder I married her. "
Oh I absolutely love this! So beautiful and hilarious at the same time 
I used to buy a bf flowers for birthdays or valentines, but it would depend on the person x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Penis shaped Cactus Plant
Heh I got something similar from a male bestie for my 18th
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He knows you well....."
 ) like a brother heh. It was a very well endowed one too  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"My wife surprised me with flowers on a number of occasions. She was always better at it than me.
The most memorable occasion was the Valentine's Day I was in the army. I was the Group Signals Officer for one of the most active regions during the Unrest - surrounded by macho SADF Permanent Force personnel in a very busy posting. The morning of Valentine's Day, a huge bouquet was delivered to HQ reception, with a teddy bear and chocolates. The HQ women were all abuzz about who this was for. I got called through from my comcen, to discover these amused women all looking at me as I collected my big bouquet of roses from my girlfriend. It sat in the comcen all day, much to the amusement of my signallers. The Ops Major and his officers all stuck their noses in to look at it too. My girlfriend thought it was hilarious. No wonder I married her.
Oh I absolutely love this! So beautiful and hilarious at the same time
I used to buy a bf flowers for birthdays or valentines, but it would depend on the person x "
I think it's lovely. Flowers shouldn't just be a gift for women. |
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"My wife surprised me with flowers on a number of occasions. She was always better at it than me.
The most memorable occasion was the Valentine's Day I was in the army. I was the Group Signals Officer for one of the most active regions during the Unrest - surrounded by macho SADF Permanent Force personnel in a very busy posting. The morning of Valentine's Day, a huge bouquet was delivered to HQ reception, with a teddy bear and chocolates. The HQ women were all abuzz about who this was for. I got called through from my comcen, to discover these amused women all looking at me as I collected my big bouquet of roses from my girlfriend. It sat in the comcen all day, much to the amusement of my signallers. The Ops Major and his officers all stuck their noses in to look at it too. My girlfriend thought it was hilarious. No wonder I married her. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dolly has got me so many things over the last quarter century. Latest was a Viking bracelet and necklace for going to Hel Cabaret & Torture Garden. Before that finding an original 12 inch single from a band I was gifted an original pic from the same record (soon to be framed together). K |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We don't need flowers or gifts or anything.. just a look in the eye and a sincere bit of thanks of appreciation. maybe a sandwich aswell. "
Being appreciated is so understated |
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Just something to show they’ve thought of you - a cake or something small.
I like to give massages and C will often ask if I want one in return and that’s when I ask for a BJ - they are both relaxing in their own ways
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"A blowjob? "
A whole industry just sprang up by swapping flowers for blowjobs.
Blowjobs from a late night garage.
Say it with blowjobs.
Delivered by Interblowjob.
Blowjobs given to grieving relatives at a funeral.
The Chelsea Blowjob Show. |
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"A blowjob?
A whole industry just sprang up by swapping flowers for blowjobs.
Blowjobs from a late night garage.
Say it with blowjobs.
Delivered by Interblowjob.
Blowjobs given to grieving relatives at a funeral.
The Chelsea Blowjob Show."
Listerine for tingly blowjobs
Face gym for the tightest blowjobs
Turkey teeth, removable for the most flexible blowjobs |
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Bit of a morbid statement but kinda true! So get the men in your life’s some flowers ladies lol 
