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By *aitonel OP Man 50 weeks ago
Travelling |
I think it's time to lower the sexy vibe around these parts... Is fab actually sexy?
I have a headache, feeling bloated with stomach pains.
Bring your none sexy in here.
I'm braced for the worst... |
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By *aitonel OP Man 50 weeks ago
Travelling |
"I uploaded a video of me wanking today. And another one of me reading my smut.
Is that the sexiness you’re looking for"
If that doesn't make you or others feel sexy, then yes. It's about the none sexy |
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The office heating isn't working properly. I'm starting with another cold. Everyone is being needy, rude and entitled. Fuck sexy, I am ready to explode with grumpiness. Everything can fuck off and then fuck off even further away.
J |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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My very elderly cat (19) has diarrhoea and shat her bed and on the sofa and all down herself, then stood in it and walked it around the living room too. I've had to put her in the bath for a little wash down which obviously she hated so kept trying to jump out while wet and still covered in poop. Then I had to dry her off and clean everything. Sexy af over here. |
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By *aitonel OP Man 50 weeks ago
Travelling |
"Also, lower the sexy vibe? What sexy vibe? Have you seen this site? 
J
The forum sexy vibe of course! Or at the very least the general sexy vibe
Ah yes, that sexy vibe. Bahahahahaha. So sexy.
J"
Stop being a grump! |
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By *mber81Woman 50 weeks ago
Lives in Preston, Eng |
I took photos in lingerie this morning before work.
Now like many others I am sitting in my Oodie. A present from work Secret Santa and it has pics of bacon and eggs on it. Very sexy I think.
Made it my profile photo to celebrate how sexy I am. |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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"I think it's time to lower the sexy vibe around these parts... Is fab actually sexy?
I have a headache, feeling bloated with stomach pains.
Bring your none sexy in here.
I'm braced for the worst... "
How are you feeling now OP? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 50 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I think it's time to lower the sexy vibe around these parts... Is fab actually sexy?
I have a headache, feeling bloated with stomach pains.
Bring your none sexy in here.
I'm braced for the worst... "
My back is in muscle spasm. I'm doddering around bent over like an old man with a carrot up his arse. And my stomach is upset into the bargain - and taking a shit causes my back to spasm, so it's all round not sexy.
Top that and stay fashionable, you hippy.  |
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My nose piercing has gone all red and sore.
I'm hiding in my kitchen for 5 minutes of peace whilst wearing my pjs and oodie. (monsters inc obvs)
There's a lingering smell in the house from when I changed the toddler so I need to get up and go spray some air freshener.
You're welcome.
Em x |
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By *eliWoman 50 weeks ago
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Sometimes. Ish. If someone I like is horndogging a bit it kind of can be. But bringing down the sexy to a suitable level for the average middle aged fabber...
I'm about to make a mocha and put on my holey vest top and giant oodie. If I had balls I'd scratch them. |
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My unsexy is ....
My M and S effing paper bag got sogged n fell apart in town today and as I walked home from the station a white van man ran straight though a massive puddle and soaked me all down my left hand side. Luckily for me I re proof my coat every couple of weeks but my jeans were dripping.
I'm not allowed to kill any more people though .......  |
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"Also, lower the sexy vibe? What sexy vibe? Have you seen this site?
J
The forum sexy vibe of course! Or at the very least the general sexy vibe
Ah yes, that sexy vibe. Bahahahahaha. So sexy.
J
Stop being a grump! "
No.
J |
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By *aitonel OP Man 50 weeks ago
Travelling |
"Also, lower the sexy vibe? What sexy vibe? Have you seen this site?
J
The forum sexy vibe of course! Or at the very least the general sexy vibe
Ah yes, that sexy vibe. Bahahahahaha. So sexy.
J
Stop being a grump!
No.
J"
Fucking grumps  |
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"Also, lower the sexy vibe? What sexy vibe? Have you seen this site?
J
The forum sexy vibe of course! Or at the very least the general sexy vibe
Ah yes, that sexy vibe. Bahahahahaha. So sexy.
J
Stop being a grump!
No.
J
Fucking grumps "
Meh. Honestly, I've not been in such a foul mood for ages. And I've got to be nice to all these arseholes at the carol concert tonight. Humbug.
J |
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By *aitonel OP Man 50 weeks ago
Travelling |
"Also, lower the sexy vibe? What sexy vibe? Have you seen this site?
J
The forum sexy vibe of course! Or at the very least the general sexy vibe
Ah yes, that sexy vibe. Bahahahahaha. So sexy.
J
Stop being a grump!
No.
J
Fucking grumps
Meh. Honestly, I've not been in such a foul mood for ages. And I've got to be nice to all these arseholes at the carol concert tonight. Humbug.
J"
Good good, Let the hate flow through you! |
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"Also, lower the sexy vibe? What sexy vibe? Have you seen this site?
J
The forum sexy vibe of course! Or at the very least the general sexy vibe
Ah yes, that sexy vibe. Bahahahahaha. So sexy.
J
Stop being a grump!
No.
J
Fucking grumps
Meh. Honestly, I've not been in such a foul mood for ages. And I've got to be nice to all these arseholes at the carol concert tonight. Humbug.
J
Good good, Let the hate flow through you! "
^^^The Emperor has no clothes  |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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I smell like boiled chicken skin and I the juice in my cup has layers inside and sometimes my ears leak bright green milk with thick lumps and my socks are hard like crunchy butter that has been out in the snow too long. |
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"I smell like boiled chicken skin and I the juice in my cup has layers inside and sometimes my ears leak bright green milk with thick lumps and my socks are hard like crunchy butter that has been out in the snow too long."
I could just cope with that but, cover your body in Jaffa Cakes and prune juice - I’m removing you from my hotlist |
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"I smell like boiled chicken skin and I the juice in my cup has layers inside and sometimes my ears leak bright green milk with thick lumps and my socks are hard like crunchy butter that has been out in the snow too long.
I could just cope with that but, cover your body in Jaffa Cakes and prune juice - I’m removing you from my hotlist "
If you remove me from your hotlist you'll never get to see the close up picture I'm going to upload of my nostril in 2024. |
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"I smell like boiled chicken skin and I the juice in my cup has layers inside and sometimes my ears leak bright green milk with thick lumps and my socks are hard like crunchy butter that has been out in the snow too long.
I could just cope with that but, cover your body in Jaffa Cakes and prune juice - I’m removing you from my hotlist
If you remove me from your hotlist you'll never get to see the close up picture I'm going to upload of my nostril in 2024."
Tease!!! |
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By *ddie1966Man 50 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
"Feminist tshirt, halloween leggings, biker boots, unicorn Oodie, lounging on the sofa whilst babysitting. I’m so non sexy it hurts. "
God damn it Scooby!
Ya got me all excited now.
Wanna come and bite toe nails with me on the sofa ?
Lost my nail clippers. |
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"Feminist tshirt, halloween leggings, biker boots, unicorn Oodie, lounging on the sofa whilst babysitting. I’m so non sexy it hurts.
God damn it Scooby!
Ya got me all excited now.
Wanna come and bite toe nails with me on the sofa ?
Lost my nail clippers."
Too busy eating ready meal stew and checking the kids advent calendars. But another time? For sure! |
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By *aitonel OP Man 50 weeks ago
Travelling |
"I smell like boiled chicken skin and I the juice in my cup has layers inside and sometimes my ears leak bright green milk with thick lumps and my socks are hard like crunchy butter that has been out in the snow too long.
I could just cope with that but, cover your body in Jaffa Cakes and prune juice - I’m removing you from my hotlist
If you remove me from your hotlist you'll never get to see the close up picture I'm going to upload of my nostril in 2024."
Nostril? I'm in! |
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