"I prefer my coffee without distraction.
Dark and bitter like my soul
And like your men  "
Surprisingly, bitter and dark don't tend to correlate with men.
It's usually the other ones who are bitter, bitching all the goddamn time about some perceived slight and cancel culture and whatnot |
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"I prefer my coffee without distraction.
Dark and bitter like my soul
And like your men
Surprisingly, bitter and dark don't tend to correlate with men.
It's usually the other ones who are bitter, bitching all the goddamn time about some perceived slight and cancel culture and whatnot"
I want to rip your clothes off. |
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"I prefer my coffee without distraction.
Dark and bitter like my soul
And like your men
Surprisingly, bitter and dark don't tend to correlate with men.
It's usually the other ones who are bitter, bitching all the goddamn time about some perceived slight and cancel culture and whatnot
I want to rip your clothes off. "
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If you like Pastel de nata, I'll raise you a vanilla slice. One of the most popular items in an Australian bakery.
A tall slice - puff pastry top and bottom. In the middle is all custard, made slightly more solid, but one bite into it and it all oozes everywhere (imagine the consistency of jelly, maybe a little more solid). On top is a thin layer of icing with a little bit of passionfruit.
Absolute fucking heaven. |
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"Name a better sweet treat to have with a coffee as you watch the world go by.
Oh no wait, you can't.  "
I do actually really enjoy one of these, but now I fancy tiramisu. |
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"Omg have you seen the TikTok of the guy that calls it this in Lidl? 
Portuguese tart.  "
Lemon I literally love that you knew this. It’s so depressing being on this site and nobody getting you. |
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"Omg have you seen the TikTok of the guy that calls it this in Lidl?
Portuguese tart.
Lemon I literally love that you knew this. It’s so depressing being on this site and nobody getting you. "
By the way when you’re an international superstar like me you know the correct name is pastel de nata |
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"Omg have you seen the TikTok of the guy that calls it this in Lidl?
Portuguese tart.
Lemon I literally love that you knew this. It’s so depressing being on this site and nobody getting you.
By the way when you’re an international superstar like me you know the correct name is pastel de nata"
*sighs*
Portuguese tart!! But I get you Pickles.  |
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