What are you super conscious of right now?
I’m very conscious that my work trousers today are tighter in some areas than I would normally be comfortable with  and by the time I noticed I was already committed to todays outfit of choice
Plus I refuse to buy them 1-2 sizes bigger than my waist to accommodate 
PS. If I don’t respond I’m not ignoring you all….. I’ll have been hauled in front of HR and given a hard copy of the dress code policy  |
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"What are you super conscious of right now?
I’m very conscious that my work trousers today are tighter in some areas than I would normally be comfortable with and by the time I noticed I was already committed to todays outfit of choice
Plus I refuse to buy them 1-2 sizes bigger than my waist to accommodate
PS. If I don’t respond I’m not ignoring you all….. I’ll have been hauled in front of HR and given a hard copy of the dress code policy "
A hard copy?! Sounds saucy |
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"My boobs keep overspilling out of my bra as I'm trying to sort too much out for Christmas and tidy my house up.
Everytime I bend down or stretch too much, out they pop again!  "
They are massive tits in fairness |
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"My gooch was sweating in the gym and I'm 100% confident you could see the wetness through my shorts, at the arse crack!!!
That’s kinda hot bro. I’m not gonna lie "
Obviously it was hot, else he wouldn't be sweating! |
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"What are you super conscious of right now?
I’m very conscious that my work trousers today are tighter in some areas than I would normally be comfortable with and by the time I noticed I was already committed to todays outfit of choice
Plus I refuse to buy them 1-2 sizes bigger than my waist to accommodate
PS. If I don’t respond I’m not ignoring you all….. I’ll have been hauled in front of HR and given a hard copy of the dress code policy
A hard copy?! Sounds saucy "
A hard copy to ‘tackle’ a very hard hitting problem |
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"My boobs keep overspilling out of my bra as I'm trying to sort too much out for Christmas and tidy my house up.
Everytime I bend down or stretch too much, out they pop again!
They are massive tits in fairness "
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"I’m super conscious of a lot of deep things rn. My head is a mess "
story of my life
work I need to do the dishes world peace how hot does it have to be to make bins on the street a health hazard do androids dream of electric sheep Backstreet Boys lyrics squirrel |
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"I'm conscious my stomach was rumbling through an end of year meeting and everyone kept looking at me x"
That’s strategic though. Next time you bring snacks to the meeting, no one will hold you at fault |
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"Off to watch the Champions League draw and I’ll be back later.
Top of the league and competing in Europe’s premier competition isn’t for everyone "
I cannot wait for May  |
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"Off to watch the Champions League draw and I’ll be back later.
Top of the league and competing in Europe’s premier competition isn’t for everyone "
Who you got in cup Quarter Finals mate ??
Oh sorry |
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By *oo..Woman 49 weeks ago
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"My boobs keep overspilling out of my bra as I'm trying to sort too much out for Christmas and tidy my house up.
Everytime I bend down or stretch too much, out they pop again!
They are massive tits in fairness "
They keep you quiet though....  |
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By *oo..Woman 49 weeks ago
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"My boobs keep overspilling out of my bra as I'm trying to sort too much out for Christmas and tidy my house up.
Everytime I bend down or stretch too much, out they pop again!
They are massive tits in fairness
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Don't encourage him ! |
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"Off to watch the Champions League draw and I’ll be back later.
Top of the league and competing in Europe’s premier competition isn’t for everyone "
Just seen the draw…. Eu muito gosto!!
Guess I’ll be dusting off the old passport
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"The fact I have 10 days work to do in 5 days…
Get a minion to do it for you
I’m the minion
* jokes.
I’ll get a man in  "
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That went over my head, but it was actually quite funny when I clocked what you did  |
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"The fact I have 10 days work to do in 5 days…
Get a minion to do it for you
I’m the minion
* jokes.
I’ll get a man in m
That went over my head, but it was actually quite funny when I clocked what you did "
I’m good like that… |
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"I’m super conscious of a lot of deep things rn. My head is a mess
story of my life
work I need to do the dishes world peace how hot does it have to be to make bins on the street a health hazard do androids dream of electric sheep Backstreet Boys lyrics squirrel"
That’s a lot to ponder! |
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"Off to watch the Champions League draw and I’ll be back later.
Top of the league and competing in Europe’s premier competition isn’t for everyone
I cannot wait for May "
You coming to the parade? |
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"Off to watch the Champions League draw and I’ll be back later.
Top of the league and competing in Europe’s premier competition isn’t for everyone
Who you got in cup Quarter Finals mate ??
Oh sorry "
What even is a Carabao? Shit cup mate x |
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"My boobs keep overspilling out of my bra as I'm trying to sort too much out for Christmas and tidy my house up.
Everytime I bend down or stretch too much, out they pop again!
They are massive tits in fairness
They keep you quiet though.... "
and the rest |
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"I’m super conscious of a lot of deep things rn. My head is a mess
story of my life
work I need to do the dishes world peace how hot does it have to be to make bins on the street a health hazard do androids dream of electric sheep Backstreet Boys lyrics squirrel
That’s a lot to ponder!"
that's not even the half of it
N*Sync also creep in |
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"My boobs keep overspilling out of my bra as I'm trying to sort too much out for Christmas and tidy my house up.
Everytime I bend down or stretch too much, out they pop again!
They are massive tits in fairness
Don't encourage him ! "
In fairness I’m a prick even when I’m being discouraged |
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"I'm conscious of the number of stocking items per child. Because they WILL count them.
Oooooooh the claims of who is and isn’t the favourite will run until next year "
I miscounted in 2000 and they haven't shut up about it yet  |
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"I’m super conscious of a lot of deep things rn. My head is a mess
story of my life
work I need to do the dishes world peace how hot does it have to be to make bins on the street a health hazard do androids dream of electric sheep Backstreet Boys lyrics squirrel
That’s a lot to ponder!
that's not even the half of it
N*Sync also creep in"
What about 98 Degrees? |
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"I'm conscious of the number of stocking items per child. Because they WILL count them.
Oooooooh the claims of who is and isn’t the favourite will run until next year
I miscounted in 2000 and they haven't shut up about it yet "
That’s one they’ll tell the kids about |
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"I'm conscious my stomach was rumbling through an end of year meeting and everyone kept looking at me x
That’s strategic though. Next time you bring snacks to the meeting, no one will hold you at fault "
Oh yes. Never thought of that. |
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"I’m super conscious of a lot of deep things rn. My head is a mess
story of my life
work I need to do the dishes world peace how hot does it have to be to make bins on the street a health hazard do androids dream of electric sheep Backstreet Boys lyrics squirrel
That’s a lot to ponder!
that's not even the half of it
N*Sync also creep in
What about 98 Degrees?"
I haven't thought about them in a minute!
brb going on a boy band binge |
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"Off to watch the Champions League draw and I’ll be back later.
Top of the league and competing in Europe’s premier competition isn’t for everyone
Who you got in cup Quarter Finals mate ??
Oh sorry
What even is a Carabao? Shit cup mate x"
I knew you'd say that |
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"I’m super conscious of a lot of deep things rn. My head is a mess
story of my life
work I need to do the dishes world peace how hot does it have to be to make bins on the street a health hazard do androids dream of electric sheep Backstreet Boys lyrics squirrel
That’s a lot to ponder!
that's not even the half of it
N*Sync also creep in
What about 98 Degrees?
I haven't thought about them in a minute!
brb going on a boy band binge"
I’m joining you for a bit of nostalgia anda trip down memory lane |
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"Off to watch the Champions League draw and I’ll be back later.
Top of the league and competing in Europe’s premier competition isn’t for everyone
Who you got in cup Quarter Finals mate ??
Oh sorry
What even is a Carabao? Shit cup mate x
I knew you'd say that "
You know I’m right |
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By *oo..Woman 49 weeks ago
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"My boobs keep overspilling out of my bra as I'm trying to sort too much out for Christmas and tidy my house up.
Everytime I bend down or stretch too much, out they pop again!
They are massive tits in fairness
Don't encourage him !
In fairness I’m a prick even when I’m being discouraged "
To be fair, I've not noticed any attitude from you.
I've been too busy staring at you walking across the room in your pre puberty trousers, wondering how the fuck they stayed zipped! |
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"My boobs keep overspilling out of my bra as I'm trying to sort too much out for Christmas and tidy my house up.
Everytime I bend down or stretch too much, out they pop again!
They are massive tits in fairness
Don't encourage him !
In fairness I’m a prick even when I’m being discouraged
To be fair, I've not noticed any attitude from you.
I've been too busy staring at you walking across the room in your pre puberty trousers, wondering how the fuck they stayed zipped! "
I’ve got a good tailor |
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"I’m super conscious of a lot of deep things rn. My head is a mess
story of my life
work I need to do the dishes world peace how hot does it have to be to make bins on the street a health hazard do androids dream of electric sheep Backstreet Boys lyrics squirrel
That’s a lot to ponder!
that's not even the half of it
N*Sync also creep in
What about 98 Degrees?
I haven't thought about them in a minute!
brb going on a boy band binge
I’m joining you for a bit of nostalgia anda trip down memory lane "
Blue - All Rise
oh man it's trash but it's nostalgic trash |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"I’m super conscious of a lot of deep things rn. My head is a mess
story of my life
work I need to do the dishes world peace how hot does it have to be to make bins on the street a health hazard do androids dream of electric sheep Backstreet Boys lyrics squirrel
That’s a lot to ponder!
that's not even the half of it
N*Sync also creep in
What about 98 Degrees?
I haven't thought about them in a minute!
brb going on a boy band binge
I’m joining you for a bit of nostalgia anda trip down memory lane
Blue - All Rise
oh man it's trash but it's nostalgic trash"
Banger. Not my usual type but it’s a banger. |
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"I’m super conscious of a lot of deep things rn. My head is a mess
story of my life
work I need to do the dishes world peace how hot does it have to be to make bins on the street a health hazard do androids dream of electric sheep Backstreet Boys lyrics squirrel
That’s a lot to ponder!
that's not even the half of it
N*Sync also creep in
What about 98 Degrees?
I haven't thought about them in a minute!
brb going on a boy band binge
I’m joining you for a bit of nostalgia anda trip down memory lane
Blue - All Rise
oh man it's trash but it's nostalgic trash
Banger. Not my usual type but it’s a banger. "
I have lawyers in my family and I found it hilarious for that reason |
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By *eliWoman 49 weeks ago
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I'm super conscious of the way my voice betrays how I feel and it's not appropriate for it to drop an octave because a client winks at me. Get a fucking grip Meli.
I'm also conscious of the fact that my hair really needs a trim. Wednesday can't come soon enough. |
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"I'm conscious of the fact I'm starting to put weight on
I can help with that
Can you staple my mouth shut ??
No I’ll need it open for the activities.
Carol singing?? I'm tone deaf "
God- this one |
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"I'm conscious of the fact I'm starting to put weight on
I can help with that
Can you staple my mouth shut ??
No I’ll need it open for the activities.
Carol singing?? I'm tone deaf
God- this one "
Mwah xx  |
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"What are you super conscious of right now?
I’m very conscious that my work trousers today are tighter in some areas than I would normally be comfortable with and by the time I noticed I was already committed to todays outfit of choice
Plus I refuse to buy them 1-2 sizes bigger than my waist to accommodate
PS. If I don’t respond I’m not ignoring you all….. I’ll have been hauled in front of HR and given a hard copy of the dress code policy "
Trousers too tight - fuck it - hauled into HR - sounds like it could be the beginning of a porno |
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"What are you super conscious of right now?
I’m very conscious that my work trousers today are tighter in some areas than I would normally be comfortable with and by the time I noticed I was already committed to todays outfit of choice
Plus I refuse to buy them 1-2 sizes bigger than my waist to accommodate
PS. If I don’t respond I’m not ignoring you all….. I’ll have been hauled in front of HR and given a hard copy of the dress code policy
Trousers too tight - fuck it - hauled into HR - sounds like it could be the beginning of a porno "
Not to brag, but I totally think the HR Director would let me 
And then I have to appeal my reprimand in front of ‘the panel’……. |
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"I'm super conscious of the way my voice betrays how I feel and it's not appropriate for it to drop an octave because a client winks at me. Get a fucking grip Meli.
I'm also conscious of the fact that my hair really needs a trim. Wednesday can't come soon enough."
Why isn’t it? I’d say it’s totally appropriate if that’s how you feel |
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"What are you super conscious of right now?
I’m very conscious that my work trousers today are tighter in some areas than I would normally be comfortable with and by the time I noticed I was already committed to todays outfit of choice
Plus I refuse to buy them 1-2 sizes bigger than my waist to accommodate
PS. If I don’t respond I’m not ignoring you all….. I’ll have been hauled in front of HR and given a hard copy of the dress code policy
Trousers too tight - fuck it - hauled into HR - sounds like it could be the beginning of a porno
Not to brag, but I totally think the HR Director would let me
And then I have to appeal my reprimand in front of ‘the panel’……. "
bow chicka wow wow
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"What are you super conscious of right now?
I’m very conscious that my work trousers today are tighter in some areas than I would normally be comfortable with and by the time I noticed I was already committed to todays outfit of choice
Plus I refuse to buy them 1-2 sizes bigger than my waist to accommodate
PS. If I don’t respond I’m not ignoring you all….. I’ll have been hauled in front of HR and given a hard copy of the dress code policy
Trousers too tight - fuck it - hauled into HR - sounds like it could be the beginning of a porno
Not to brag, but I totally think the HR Director would let me
And then I have to appeal my reprimand in front of ‘the panel’…….
bow chicka wow wow
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"I’m aware I haven’t taken my tablets yet today and my head pain is brewing over right eyebrow and under right eye and the tremors are starting. As I’m typing the head pain is spreading.  "
Please take your tablets  |
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