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By *ruceyy OP   Man 49 weeks ago

London

The weekends almost over so enough game playing!

How do you do it, that thing, after their penis is in your mouth!

Meli I'm expecting an essay by 7pm no it's and buts! (Butts heh heh)

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By *affeine DuskMan 49 weeks ago

Caerphilly

I'm really not giving you my secrets, lad.

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

I like to drag my teeth along the shaft then bite down on the very tip.

Guys love it so much they squeal.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 49 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I can’t possibly tell you that Brucey boy. They’re trademarked secrets

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

i've never done the sucking of the dick thing, so im afraid i can't answer that.

sorry brucey Px

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By *aitonelMan 49 weeks ago

Travelling


"I like to drag my teeth along the shaft then bite down on the very tip.

Guys love it so much they squeal.

"

And there is the loophole in the contract

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By *ruceyy OP   Man 49 weeks ago

London


"i've never done the sucking of the dick thing, so im afraid i can't answer that.

sorry brucey Px "

I'm so annoyed the other week didn't happen. I was so ready to be your first

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By *aitonelMan 49 weeks ago

Travelling


"i've never done the sucking of the dick thing, so im afraid i can't answer that.

sorry brucey Px "

Face fucking still counts!

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"i've never done the sucking of the dick thing, so im afraid i can't answer that.

sorry brucey Px

I'm so annoyed the other week didn't happen. I was so ready to be your first "

im annoyed with you too! i was promised so much, and you didn't deliver shame shame shame.

also, i'll upload the video now. Px

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 49 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Can guys answer this too

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By *oo..Woman 49 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Can guys answer this too "

Not on a Sunday!

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By *oo..Woman 49 weeks ago

Boo's World

Secrets can't be revealed Brucey, but they fucking love it!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 49 weeks ago

London

To begin with, soft kisses jumping upward from the inner tights… like clouds on the horizon approaching ...

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By *eordieJeansCouple 49 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The usually technique is put it in their mouth and then complain that their jaw is aching.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 49 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Check the ground for Lego, upturned plugs, the rock of Gibraltar, etc, before I kneel there, as that can be a real impediment to me getting into my stride

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

i dont have one

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By *iss DevilWoman 49 weeks ago

Bedford


"I'm really not giving you my secrets, lad.

"

Exactly this!

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By *s-two-75Couple 49 weeks ago

.

It comes from years of practice by both of us, if your a good boy you may get to to experience us both at the sucking at the same time in perfect harmony which we are told is mind blowing

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 49 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Brucey, if I tell you how TVs do it, then all the women will know, and we'll lose our advantage. Sorry.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 49 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Brucey, if I tell you how TVs do it, then all the women will know, and we'll lose our advantage. Sorry.

"

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By *yesgreenMan 49 weeks ago

north and south


"I can’t possibly tell you that Brucey boy. They’re trademarked secrets "
Its nice when the lady warms your balls so that the cream can rise to the top

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By *ittlebirdWoman 49 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Brucey, if I tell you how TVs do it, then all the women will know, and we'll lose our advantage. Sorry.

"

Nicely done darling

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 49 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can guys answer this too

Not on a Sunday!"

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Women thinking they have secret techniques , this place cracks me up.

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

I’ve never had a blow job.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 49 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’ve never had a blow job. "

Want one?

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman 49 weeks ago

Wales

Try not to bite is my mantra

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By *issMBWoman 49 weeks ago

North

Enthusiasm does not equal speed.

I might get that put onto tshirts.

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm.

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By *ad NannaWoman 49 weeks ago

East London

Enthusiastically, because I'm really enjoying myself.

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By *ad NannaWoman 49 weeks ago

East London


"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm."

I regurgitated a tuna mayo sandwich onto a penis once as I deppthroated it.

I did warn him I need 4 hours rest after eating to digest my food properly.

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By *aitonelMan 49 weeks ago

Travelling

At least nobody has said grapefruit technique

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By *aitonelMan 49 weeks ago

Travelling


"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm."

The body and face of a beauty... The mind of a beast...

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By *ad NannaWoman 49 weeks ago

East London


"Enthusiasm does not equal speed.

I might get that put onto tshirts."

Definitely not. I enthusiastically suck slowly and sensually as well as fast and gagging.

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm.

I regurgitated a tuna mayo sandwich onto a penis once as I deppthroated it.

I did warn him I need 4 hours rest after eating to digest my food properly. "

I remember you mentioning this before. A tuna mayo vomit penis sounds delicious.

And yes, I am a beast yes Keytoenail. I would eat tuna vomit from your penis.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 49 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Brucey, if I tell you how TVs do it, then all the women will know, and we'll lose our advantage. Sorry.

Nicely done darling "

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 49 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’ve never had a blow job. "

Want a *proper* one?

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By *ruceyy OP   Man 49 weeks ago

London


"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm."

You promised to do that to me soo...

I'm waiting?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 49 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm.

I regurgitated a tuna mayo sandwich onto a penis once as I deppthroated it.

I did warn him I need 4 hours rest after eating to digest my food properly.

I remember you mentioning this before. A tuna mayo vomit penis sounds delicious.

And yes, I am a beast yes Keytoenail. I would eat tuna vomit from your penis."

Women are brutal.

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By *aitonelMan 49 weeks ago

Travelling


"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm.

I regurgitated a tuna mayo sandwich onto a penis once as I deppthroated it.

I did warn him I need 4 hours rest after eating to digest my food properly.

I remember you mentioning this before. A tuna mayo vomit penis sounds delicious.

And yes, I am a beast yes Keytoenail. I would eat tuna vomit from your penis.

Women are brutal."

Wouldn't get any of that nonsense from a TV

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm.

You promised to do that to me soo...

I'm waiting?"

I'm just finishing my macaroni cheese and mushroom soup then I'll be over.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 49 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm.

I regurgitated a tuna mayo sandwich onto a penis once as I deppthroated it.

I did warn him I need 4 hours rest after eating to digest my food properly.

I remember you mentioning this before. A tuna mayo vomit penis sounds delicious.

And yes, I am a beast yes Keytoenail. I would eat tuna vomit from your penis.

Women are brutal.

Wouldn't get any of that nonsense from a TV"

No.

We have different nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"I’ve never had a blow job.

Want one? "

Finally !!! Someone took the damn hint.

Erm, yes. Yes I do.

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"I’ve never had a blow job.

Want a *proper* one? "

I have a choice now!?!

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By *odevilWoman 49 weeks ago

exeter


"At least nobody has said grapefruit technique "

Goddammit

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 49 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’ve never had a blow job.

Want a *proper* one?

I have a choice now!?! "

We could probably take turns.

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By *orthern StarsCouple 49 weeks ago

Durham

Pit in your mouth and chomp, chomp, chomp. That's right ain't it?

Ruby

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By *aitonelMan 49 weeks ago

Travelling


"At least nobody has said grapefruit technique

Goddammit"

No! Those noises haunt me

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By *ittlebirdWoman 49 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’ve never had a blow job.

Want a *proper* one?

I have a choice now!?!

We could probably take turns. "

Of course we could

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By *ad NannaWoman 49 weeks ago

East London


"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm.

I regurgitated a tuna mayo sandwich onto a penis once as I deppthroated it.

I did warn him I need 4 hours rest after eating to digest my food properly.

I remember you mentioning this before. A tuna mayo vomit penis sounds delicious.

And yes, I am a beast yes Keytoenail. I would eat tuna vomit from your penis."

The smell was awful, but it tasted ok

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By *ruceyy OP   Man 49 weeks ago

London


"At least nobody has said grapefruit technique

Goddammit"

Yesss the true master

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By *ad NannaWoman 49 weeks ago

East London


"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm.

I regurgitated a tuna mayo sandwich onto a penis once as I deppthroated it.

I did warn him I need 4 hours rest after eating to digest my food properly.

I remember you mentioning this before. A tuna mayo vomit penis sounds delicious.

And yes, I am a beast yes Keytoenail. I would eat tuna vomit from your penis.

Women are brutal.

Wouldn't get any of that nonsense from a TV

No.

We have different nonsense.

"

Cheese and pickle sandwich vomit

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By *odevilWoman 49 weeks ago

exeter

I've heard that raspberry jam tastes the same in the way up as it does on the way down.

Hope this helps.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 49 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh. So many ways. Depends how they react to different things. My personal favourites I can do at least.

I like that deep kissing almost nibbling the head. Flicking my tongue over that usually extra sensitive bit on the underside of the head and rolling my tongue around the whole thing.

I like kissing all the way down the underside of the shaft, gently sucking and just barely brushing my teeth against the skin. Spreading my tongue wide to slowly draw back to the top and enveloping the head with my mouth entirely for the first time.

I like the playful moods. Bibbling those sensitive spots against soft pouting lips. Sucking on the head and pulling my head back quickly to get that lollipop 'pop' sound and taking it back between my lips before the wait what can turn into a full giggle. Sucking hard with my tongue flailing and my lips not quite tight against it so that it makes that alien schlorping noise. Though these moods tend to be reserved for my favourite people.

I like taking it as far into my throat as I can. And then just a little bit more. I like fighting against that gag reflex and feeling the muscles in my throat tighten and fight against it. I like keeping it in that state as long as possible, unable to breathe and tear filled eyes looking to my partner until I have to get oxygen or I won't be any use to them ever again.

I love ch0king myself with it. Moving my head at different speeds until I can feel its the right one for them and keeping that pace. I love hearing I'm a good girl or a pretty little cocksucker. I love when they can feel I'm starting to struggle and grab my hair and use my throat like their least favourite wank sock, making my cunt throb and my hips grind until they pulse cum so far down my throat I don't even have to swallow.

I like holding their cock in my throat as long as I can bear the lack of air even after they've relaxed and released my hair, the tired muscles on either side twitching against each other. Then slide my head back enough to breathe through my nose but still not releasing it from my mouth, making sure there's not a single drop wasted. Still gently massaging with my tongue, looking up again for that eye contact and to see if they're willing to let me see if I can get another round out of them without a rest.

So those are my favourite bits. I forget exactly what the question was. But I needed a distraction for a bit and this worked. So thanks OP

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By *ruceyy OP   Man 49 weeks ago

London


"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm.

You promised to do that to me soo...

I'm waiting?

I'm just finishing my macaroni cheese and mushroom soup then I'll be over. "

Good, let's get it to a good texture in there!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 49 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Oh. So many ways. Depends how they react to different things. My personal favourites I can do at least.

I like that deep kissing almost nibbling the head. Flicking my tongue over that usually extra sensitive bit on the underside of the head and rolling my tongue around the whole thing.

I like kissing all the way down the underside of the shaft, gently sucking and just barely brushing my teeth against the skin. Spreading my tongue wide to slowly draw back to the top and enveloping the head with my mouth entirely for the first time.

I like the playful moods. Bibbling those sensitive spots against soft pouting lips. Sucking on the head and pulling my head back quickly to get that lollipop 'pop' sound and taking it back between my lips before the wait what can turn into a full giggle. Sucking hard with my tongue flailing and my lips not quite tight against it so that it makes that alien schlorping noise. Though these moods tend to be reserved for my favourite people.

I like taking it as far into my throat as I can. And then just a little bit more. I like fighting against that gag reflex and feeling the muscles in my throat tighten and fight against it. I like keeping it in that state as long as possible, unable to breathe and tear filled eyes looking to my partner until I have to get oxygen or I won't be any use to them ever again.

I love ch0king myself with it. Moving my head at different speeds until I can feel its the right one for them and keeping that pace. I love hearing I'm a good girl or a pretty little cocksucker. I love when they can feel I'm starting to struggle and grab my hair and use my throat like their least favourite wank sock, making my cunt throb and my hips grind until they pulse cum so far down my throat I don't even have to swallow.

I like holding their cock in my throat as long as I can bear the lack of air even after they've relaxed and released my hair, the tired muscles on either side twitching against each other. Then slide my head back enough to breathe through my nose but still not releasing it from my mouth, making sure there's not a single drop wasted. Still gently massaging with my tongue, looking up again for that eye contact and to see if they're willing to let me see if I can get another round out of them without a rest.

So those are my favourite bits. I forget exactly what the question was. But I needed a distraction for a bit and this worked. So thanks OP "

Okaaay.... and that's the end of the thread. There's nothing else to say. Thanks for coming folks. Donations in the jar on your way out.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 49 weeks ago

London


"Oh. So many ways. Depends how they react to different things. My personal favourites I can do at least.

I like that deep kissing almost nibbling the head. Flicking my tongue over that usually extra sensitive bit on the underside of the head and rolling my tongue around the whole thing.

I like kissing all the way down the underside of the shaft, gently sucking and just barely brushing my teeth against the skin. Spreading my tongue wide to slowly draw back to the top and enveloping the head with my mouth entirely for the first time.

I like the playful moods. Bibbling those sensitive spots against soft pouting lips. Sucking on the head and pulling my head back quickly to get that lollipop 'pop' sound and taking it back between my lips before the wait what can turn into a full giggle. Sucking hard with my tongue flailing and my lips not quite tight against it so that it makes that alien schlorping noise. Though these moods tend to be reserved for my favourite people.

I like taking it as far into my throat as I can. And then just a little bit more. I like fighting against that gag reflex and feeling the muscles in my throat tighten and fight against it. I like keeping it in that state as long as possible, unable to breathe and tear filled eyes looking to my partner until I have to get oxygen or I won't be any use to them ever again.

I love ch0king myself with it. Moving my head at different speeds until I can feel its the right one for them and keeping that pace. I love hearing I'm a good girl or a pretty little cocksucker. I love when they can feel I'm starting to struggle and grab my hair and use my throat like their least favourite wank sock, making my cunt throb and my hips grind until they pulse cum so far down my throat I don't even have to swallow.

I like holding their cock in my throat as long as I can bear the lack of air even after they've relaxed and released my hair, the tired muscles on either side twitching against each other. Then slide my head back enough to breathe through my nose but still not releasing it from my mouth, making sure there's not a single drop wasted. Still gently massaging with my tongue, looking up again for that eye contact and to see if they're willing to let me see if I can get another round out of them without a rest.

So those are my favourite bits. I forget exactly what the question was. But I needed a distraction for a bit and this worked. So thanks OP

Okaaay.... and that's the end of the thread. There's nothing else to say. Thanks for coming folks. Donations in the jar on your way out. "

Hahahaaaa

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By *lam granWoman 49 weeks ago

falkirk

Step 1. Insert penis into gub.

Step 2. Suck until it spits.

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By *eliWoman 49 weeks ago

.

Ah fuck. Missed the deadline as just logged on. Gutted. Oh well.

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

I just stick my willy in a mouth, then some magic kind of happens, then it's all over

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 49 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I just stick my willy in a mouth, then some magic kind of happens, then it's all over "

It’s magic because they’re witches, Chris. Sexy witches. Sexy cocksucking witches.

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By *weetiepie99Woman 49 weeks ago

cardiff

Open. Chew. Swallow..

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By *ergus1000Man 49 weeks ago

Greenock


"Step 1. Insert penis into gub.

Step 2. Suck until it spits."

Sounds pretty shite, make some effort.

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By *yesgreenMan 49 weeks ago

north and south


"Step 1. Insert penis into gub.

Step 2. Suck until it spits.

Sounds pretty shite, make some effort."

The woman that says she loves it knows what she is doing and enjoys taking control and I like that too

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By *ruceyy OP   Man 49 weeks ago

London

Anyway thanks Prey and I guess err...lemon for the beautiful technique essays!

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By *r_reusMan 49 weeks ago

Coventry

Anyone who genuinely enjoys the feeling of a cock in their mouth CANNOT give a bad blowjob.

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By *ophie199Couple 49 weeks ago

Leeds

It’s all about showing the guy that his cock is the most important thing to you and I do love to worship cock

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By *inky ChefMan 49 weeks ago

Norwich


"i dont have one"

***

BJ or penis?

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Some great answers, would happily allow some of the women on this post to practice or fine tune techniques. Bloody amazing new vids quacksplat

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By *ruceyy OP   Man 49 weeks ago

London


"Some great answers, would happily allow some of the women on this post to practice or fine tune techniques. Bloody amazing new vids quacksplat"

You're welcome!

I'm not the guy in the vids sadly but I did ask nicely for her to do the right thing

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"I like to drag my teeth along the shaft then bite down on the very tip.

Guys love it so much they squeal.

"

This is why I’m terrified of blowjobs

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By *ycanNightsMan 49 weeks ago

Workington


"Oh. So many ways. Depends how they react to different things. My personal favourites I can do at least.

I like that deep kissing almost nibbling the head. Flicking my tongue over that usually extra sensitive bit on the underside of the head and rolling my tongue around the whole thing.

I like kissing all the way down the underside of the shaft, gently sucking and just barely brushing my teeth against the skin. Spreading my tongue wide to slowly draw back to the top and enveloping the head with my mouth entirely for the first time.

I like the playful moods. Bibbling those sensitive spots against soft pouting lips. Sucking on the head and pulling my head back quickly to get that lollipop 'pop' sound and taking it back between my lips before the wait what can turn into a full giggle. Sucking hard with my tongue flailing and my lips not quite tight against it so that it makes that alien schlorping noise. Though these moods tend to be reserved for my favourite people.

I like taking it as far into my throat as I can. And then just a little bit more. I like fighting against that gag reflex and feeling the muscles in my throat tighten and fight against it. I like keeping it in that state as long as possible, unable to breathe and tear filled eyes looking to my partner until I have to get oxygen or I won't be any use to them ever again.

I love ch0king myself with it. Moving my head at different speeds until I can feel its the right one for them and keeping that pace. I love hearing I'm a good girl or a pretty little cocksucker. I love when they can feel I'm starting to struggle and grab my hair and use my throat like their least favourite wank sock, making my cunt throb and my hips grind until they pulse cum so far down my throat I don't even have to swallow.

I like holding their cock in my throat as long as I can bear the lack of air even after they've relaxed and released my hair, the tired muscles on either side twitching against each other. Then slide my head back enough to breathe through my nose but still not releasing it from my mouth, making sure there's not a single drop wasted. Still gently massaging with my tongue, looking up again for that eye contact and to see if they're willing to let me see if I can get another round out of them without a rest.

So those are my favourite bits. I forget exactly what the question was. But I needed a distraction for a bit and this worked. So thanks OP "

All the yes

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"Oh. So many ways. Depends how they react to different things. My personal favourites I can do at least.

I like that deep kissing almost nibbling the head. Flicking my tongue over that usually extra sensitive bit on the underside of the head and rolling my tongue around the whole thing.

I like kissing all the way down the underside of the shaft, gently sucking and just barely brushing my teeth against the skin. Spreading my tongue wide to slowly draw back to the top and enveloping the head with my mouth entirely for the first time.

I like the playful moods. Bibbling those sensitive spots against soft pouting lips. Sucking on the head and pulling my head back quickly to get that lollipop 'pop' sound and taking it back between my lips before the wait what can turn into a full giggle. Sucking hard with my tongue flailing and my lips not quite tight against it so that it makes that alien schlorping noise. Though these moods tend to be reserved for my favourite people.

I like taking it as far into my throat as I can. And then just a little bit more. I like fighting against that gag reflex and feeling the muscles in my throat tighten and fight against it. I like keeping it in that state as long as possible, unable to breathe and tear filled eyes looking to my partner until I have to get oxygen or I won't be any use to them ever again.

I love ch0king myself with it. Moving my head at different speeds until I can feel its the right one for them and keeping that pace. I love hearing I'm a good girl or a pretty little cocksucker. I love when they can feel I'm starting to struggle and grab my hair and use my throat like their least favourite wank sock, making my cunt throb and my hips grind until they pulse cum so far down my throat I don't even have to swallow.

I like holding their cock in my throat as long as I can bear the lack of air even after they've relaxed and released my hair, the tired muscles on either side twitching against each other. Then slide my head back enough to breathe through my nose but still not releasing it from my mouth, making sure there's not a single drop wasted. Still gently massaging with my tongue, looking up again for that eye contact and to see if they're willing to let me see if I can get another round out of them without a rest.

So those are my favourite bits. I forget exactly what the question was. But I needed a distraction for a bit and this worked. So thanks OP "

And how long would this take?

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By *aitonelMan 49 weeks ago

Travelling


""What Prey said

And how long would this take? "

Not as long as it took to type I imagine!

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


""What Prey said

And how long would this take?

Not as long as it took to type I imagine! "

That might be my fault

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 49 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


""What Prey said

And how long would this take?

Not as long as it took to type I imagine! "

Uh, varies by sensitivity and how nervous they are mostly

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By *ycanNightsMan 49 weeks ago

Workington


""What Prey said

And how long would this take?

Not as long as it took to type I imagine! "

Honestly...one night it was pretty much all this for about 5 hours....

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 49 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


""What Prey said

And how long would this take?

Not as long as it took to type I imagine!

Honestly...one night it was pretty much all this for about 5 hours...."

In fairness, I did occasionally pause for a cigarette break or to grab juice while you relearned how to speak.

And I was on a definite oral fixation high that day

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


""What Prey said

And how long would this take?

Not as long as it took to type I imagine!

Uh, varies by sensitivity and how nervous they are mostly "

Narrator - for those who aren’t familiar with Woody, he’s has sensitive skin that can feel the wind change direction in the Isle of Man, and has nerves of steel strong enough to watch England in a penalty shootout.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 49 weeks ago

Leeds

Stick it in my mouth and bite.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Open my mouth and swallow.

Does the trick.

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"Open my mouth and swallow.

Does the trick. "

I love it

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By *ohnboy64Man 49 weeks ago

Blackpool

Don't know if I've got a technique but I just enjoy having a hard cock in my mouth, always try to keep it hard as long as possible to prolong the mutual pleasure.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man 49 weeks ago

London


"Open my mouth and swallow.

Does the trick. "

So in!

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Damn I nearly came just reading that.

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By *weetCherryWoman 49 weeks ago

London

This is a very well kept secret I will take with myself to the grave... pretty sure I wont be able to use it again before then anyway

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By *lipy123TV/TS 49 weeks ago

Birmingham

Put your lips together and blow

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"Open my mouth and swallow.

Does the trick. "

No not really …..

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"Open my mouth and swallow.

Does the trick.

No not really ….."

It’s a joke…

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By *ose manMan 49 weeks ago

kells

Goes in soft comes out sfiff and sticky ...

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By *eneralKenobiMan 49 weeks ago

North Angus

I once knew a lass who could put the condom on with her mouth. How? I’ve no idea how she managed it

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"I once knew a lass who could put the condom on with her mouth. How? I’ve no idea how she managed it "

I can do this. Learned it at an Ann Summers party

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By *eneralKenobiMan 49 weeks ago

North Angus


"I once knew a lass who could put the condom on with her mouth. How? I’ve no idea how she managed it

I can do this. Learned it at an Ann Summers party "

Do they need penises to practice on?

Ah wait they’ve got the plastic ones

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By *hunky GentMan 49 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I once knew a lass who could put the condom on with her mouth. How? I’ve no idea how she managed it

I can do this. Learned it at an Ann Summers party

Do they need penises to practice on?

Ah wait they’ve got the plastic ones "

There's always something to spoil the fun.

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By *eneralKenobiMan 49 weeks ago

North Angus


"I once knew a lass who could put the condom on with her mouth. How? I’ve no idea how she managed it

I can do this. Learned it at an Ann Summers party

Do they need penises to practice on?

Ah wait they’ve got the plastic ones

There's always something to spoil the fun. "

That’s usually my job

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By *hunky GentMan 49 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I once knew a lass who could put the condom on with her mouth. How? I’ve no idea how she managed it

I can do this. Learned it at an Ann Summers party

Do they need penises to practice on?

Ah wait they’ve got the plastic ones

There's always something to spoil the fun.

That’s usually my job "

We must be taking turns.

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By *sername already in useMan 49 weeks ago

manchester

Once the penis is in the mouth, hum to Kenny Rodgers - the Gambler, while massaging the balls.

Not my technique, I read it in readers digest.

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By *ose manMan 49 weeks ago

kells

It all cums naturally

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"I once knew a lass who could put the condom on with her mouth. How? I’ve no idea how she managed it "

I guess the secret is not enjoying condoms because most people think of them as food and that's dangerous.

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By *eneralKenobiMan 49 weeks ago

North Angus


"I once knew a lass who could put the condom on with her mouth. How? I’ve no idea how she managed it

I guess the secret is not enjoying condoms because most people think of them as food and that's dangerous."

One wrong inhale and it becomes a very disappointing blow job

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"I like to drag my teeth along the shaft then bite down on the very tip.

Guys love it so much they squeal.

"

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