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Why am I the Best in Bed?
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By *issMBWoman 50 weeks ago
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"I'm amazing in bed. If you like sleeping next to a furnace that fidgets.
Do we get to fool around a bit every time you wake me up fidgeting? Because if so, count me in."
Deal. You wake me up snoring and I'll wake you up fidgeting.  |
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Pros:
• I love snuggles
• My body is warm and blankety
Cons :
• I zonk out the second my head hits the pillow
• There’s no point asking me to watch a movie in bed after 8pm
• I snore
• I wake up early
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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Mushy but...
Thoughtful and attentive to my partners needs.
I get more out of ensuring my partner is satisfied.
I'll pretty much do whatever they wish to get them off x |
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I do t need loads of room. I will wake you in the night for spontaneous sex or just because I’m sucking bits of you. I will let you rest in between and go and make the tea/coffee in the morning. I don’t sleep much but will happily snuggle into you or if you want space will read a book while you sleep. You can have the duvet I don’t mind. |
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By *ilBWoman 50 weeks ago
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"I can sleep for hours... and my penis is pretty 
Why are you great in bed?
LvM"
I feel like your shoulders would edge someone out and lets not start on the dong dude.
I'm great in bed because I sleep talk like a crazy bitch and it's proper funny for bed friends.
Plus I fuck like a crazy bitch too.
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"I can sleep for hours... and my penis is pretty
Why are you great in bed?
LvM
I feel like your shoulders would edge someone out and lets not start on the dong dude.
I'm great in bed because I sleep talk like a crazy bitch and it's proper funny for bed friends.
Plus I fuck like a crazy bitch too.
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 50 weeks ago
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I'm easily kicked out to fetch a glass of water or see what the hell the dog/cat is doing.
I'm the right shape for spooning (I'm the little spoon).
I make tea in the morning.
I don't object if you wake up deciding you need to do the sex in the middle of the night.
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