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Your penis is not an egg plant
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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Seriously what is that all about? How did the emoji for an egg plant become synonymous with a penis? Surely it should've been the banana, I mean there's always suggestive references in film and TV where an attractive woman (or guy) slowly eats a banana.
*starts googling egg plants to stare at them with intense confusion* |
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"An egg plant isn't an egg plant
It's an aubergine 
But which came first? "
Well since the Americans call an aubergine an eggplant and America is only a out 300 years old, I'd say aubergine was the original name |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Too right, OP! (Although the purple of the eggplant is reminiscent of many cocks on this site)"
Ah yes, purple dick has been a real problem for this site  |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"Too right, OP! (Although the purple of the eggplant is reminiscent of many cocks on this site)
Ah yes, purple dick has been a real problem for this site "
Angry purple dick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"What veggie would suit better, courgette? Carrot? It's a meaty debate  "
No it needs to be a banana!
You know, "the fruit of my loins"..
It doesn't have the same ring to it if a dude said "the vegetable of my loins"  |
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"An egg plant isn't an egg plant
It's an aubergine
But which came first?
Well since the Americans call an aubergine an eggplant and America is only a out 300 years old, I'd say aubergine was the original name "
Both terms are attested, to describe the vegetable, from 1763, according to the online etymology dictionary. |
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"What's the difference between an egg plant and aubergine? I thought they were the same thing?
Dulux sells aubergine coloured paint, not egg plant. Hope that helps !"
I find this really weird.
It's a bit like saying that "mobile phone" is the wrong term because what's sold in Germany is a "Handy"
In the UK, companies use British terms. In other countries, they use the terms of those countries. |
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"In Indian we call it baangun
... and in South Africa it's a brinjal."
In Australia it's an eggplant.
In the UK I've been shouted at for calling a courgette a zucchini. I was talking to my then husband about my shopping list, some weirdo overheard, and started screaming at me about destroying the English language.
I'm... sorry my ancestors got it from the Italians and your ancestors got it from the French. How very bad of me. I should be ashamed.  |
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