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By *oe7z OP Man over a year ago

manchester

Anyone else?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've only just woke up!?!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Probably most men I'd assume.

Mrs

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

You woke up late !

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Probably.

LvM

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

its normal you prob just wanted a piss

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By *eordieJeansCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Afternoon wood?

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Yeah I'm well ard, anyone want a fight?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"Yeah I'm well ard, anyone want a fight?"

Sword fight?

LvM

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By *nsomniacMan over a year ago

chester

Its rather common

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Yeah I'm well ard, anyone want a fight?

Sword fight?

LvM"

Who has the biggest weapon ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you get softer as the day goes on?

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Yeah I'm well ard, anyone want a fight?

Sword fight?

LvM

Who has the biggest weapon ?"

You going to be the judge?

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Do you get softer as the day goes on? "

I'm envisaging a melting candle, dripping wax...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you get softer as the day goes on?

I'm envisaging a melting candle, dripping wax..."

Or a cardboard box in the rain.

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

A windsock in a soft breeze

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me. Woke up this morning saying you want some? You want some?! To my pillow.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man over a year ago

Wirral

Wake up hard nearly every day lol

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm always hard

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By *iking 777Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

It's a sod when it wakes up before you

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Yep, put my clothes on, walked down the stairs like I had a roll of carpet under each arm, punched the kettle on.

Hard as fuck.

The mr

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By *EDandBREAKFASTMan over a year ago

wexford

Happens me first thing every morning. Always dreaming of curvy ladies

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By *aybail-238Couple over a year ago

hartlepool

"Yep, put my clothes on, walked down the stairs like I had a roll of carpet under each arm, punched the kettle on.

Hard as fuck.

The mr "

Carpet carrier haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's just one of the signs Mr Penis is healthy. Most of us get morning wood.

My problem is it wakes me up earlier than I want to wake up. So I get up and put the kettle on. Too tired to do anything else.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

I find it hard to wake up

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By *amierebelMan over a year ago

My own little world

Never!!! it's only use is for pissing these days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else?"

Not today

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